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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Untrustable posted:

Is there a new way to do zombie movies? No one has come at it from a new angle in a long time. I liked Fido but that was like 12 years ago. I'm trying hard to think or something interesting or original in zombie horror from the last 10 years and I can't remember anything super good. Except Savageland. Even though that movie's premise could have worked with any kind of horror movie creature.

Yeah, nothing groundbreaking has happened to the zombie genre in a while.

Pontypool came close!

I think Zombie In A Penguin Suit is pretty unique. It's 7 minutes, and I could spend 80 minutes with something like that.

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long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

chitoryu12 posted:

It's pretty common with the shittier ones or action-oriented ones like the Resident Evil movies and the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake. The Resident Evil series, in particular, ups the scale with each movie until you've got poo poo like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTh2EfD1dEU

Finally got around to watching this and how on earth did they make a fight with this premise so boring

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Resident Evil 7 did a pretty unique take on the genre.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pontypool, Girl With All The Gifts, and Endzeit were a few newish takes on zombie/rage monsters that I enjoyed. Altered Skin is also not bad, and is unique enough by setting the story in Pakistan.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Finally got around to watching this and how on earth did they make a fight with this premise so boring
Milla Jovovich is really not qualified to be an action star. (No less so than plenty of men who star in action movies, I should add.)

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
I hope at least one person watches Zombie in a Penguin Suit, it's seriously my favorite new-to-me zombie thing in the past year or two. It's a good short.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Halloween Jack posted:

Milla Jovovich is really not qualified to be an action star. (No less so than plenty of men who star in action movies, I should add.)

It’s really bizarre to consider that she’s arguably one of the most successful action movie stars of the last 15 years when you take into consideration the success of the RE franchise. But it’s like some kind of illusion, where if you try to examine the substance of that concept it just like, optically camouflages.

And yeah, Fran’s right; Zombie In A Penguin suit is dope as heck.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
This is a serious question: What is everyone's dream/unique take on found footage they'd like to see?

For me: Zombie Apocalypse scenario done through security cams, news footage, police body-cam footage, cell phone footage etc.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mine is a better version of The House's October Built. I still don't think it's horrible but it does a poor job of building dread.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a serious question: What is everyone's dream/unique take on found footage they'd like to see?

I really enjoy stuff about cryptid animals, something along those lines ala Troll Hunter would be my dream found footage. Like maybe start the movie in a research sub with your main character getting some good footage of Nessie, then maybe build to a really tense finale inside the den of a Sasquatch.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Therez this website I stumbled upon where people have set up webcams all around their house and get paid to be watched 24/7. Turns out it’s mostly a porn thing where you gotta pay to see the bedroom cameras and they all have a lot of sex, but that would make for a cool slasher movie. Especially if you can control what cameras you’re watching and it all plays out in real time, but I guess at a certain point it’s just Night Trap

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Basebf555 posted:

I really enjoy stuff about cryptid animals, something along those lines ala Troll Hunter would be my dream found footage. Like maybe start the movie in a research sub with your main character getting some good footage of Nessie, then maybe build to a really tense finale inside the den of a Sasquatch.

The show is pretty loving bad but you might dig Lost Tapes.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Last thread we spent a day pitching a giant killer hippo movie, so that's my dream found footage film.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Franchescanado posted:

Last thread we spent a day pitching a giant killer hippo movie, so that's my dream found footage film.

Hippos are so under represented in movies that I would almost say found footage would be a wasted opportunity. I'd like to see a legit creature feature similar to Lake Placid or Primeval.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Coffee And Pie posted:

Therez this website I stumbled upon where people have set up webcams all around their house and get paid to be watched 24/7. Turns out it’s mostly a porn thing where you gotta pay to see the bedroom cameras and they all have a lot of sex, but that would make for a cool slasher movie. Especially if you can control what cameras you’re watching and it all plays out in real time, but I guess at a certain point it’s just Night Trap

You'd love this: http://www.the15experience.com/hacker.html

Does exactly what you're talking about but it's a haunted house

You can watch all of the 15 different cameras to see creepy poo poo or stick to Hacker's View which basically follows the action.

deety
Aug 2, 2004

zombies + sharks = fun

flashy_mcflash posted:

I feel like once you've seen Roar, you're spoiled for animal attack movies after that. Nothing is ever going to stack up to the pure hell insanity of that production, or at least that was my experience. How can you go back to CG animals, or even ones done with practical effects, after watching those real-rear end untamed lions go buckwild on Melanie Griffith and her family?

I tend to like the typical story beats of those kinds of movies, watching the characters figure out what's going on, why it's happening, and whether or not they're able to deal. So while all that real carnage makes for a crazy viewing experience, Roar is a total disappointment given what I usually want out of a killer animal movie. And since the cats were totally untrained, all their random marauding doesn't have any kind of flow. It's worth watching only because of how insane the entire production was.

Basebf555 posted:

Anyone here ever seen Burning Bright? It's a horror/thriller about a woman trapped in a house with a Bengal Tiger, I've read some good things about it but never had the chance to see it. It's a paid rental right now in Amazon.

That's on my list of stuff to watch, but I keep hoping it'll show up on one of the streaming services. I mostly pay for rentals on movies I've already seen but don't want to buy a copy of, maybe because there are already so many new-to-me movies on Shudder or Prime Video or whatever.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

I want a movie about a wanna-be social media star who gains infamy by hunting and killing other influencers (with audience participation). I want the whole thing to be done via video blogs and go pro footage.

And I really really want John Waters to direct it.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Hippos are so under represented in movies that I would almost say found footage would be a wasted opportunity. I'd like to see a legit creature feature similar to Lake Placid or Primeval.

When you’re right, you’re right.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Book-wise, The Girl With all the Gifts was good and a novel take on zombies but I haven't seen the movie adaptation.

It's about the same.

Another different zombie book is Handling the Undead, by John Ajvide Lindqvist (he of Let The Right One In). It's a deliberately very human story.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

OldTennisCourt posted:

You'd love this: http://www.the15experience.com/hacker.html

Does exactly what you're talking about but it's a haunted house

You can watch all of the 15 different cameras to see creepy poo poo or stick to Hacker's View which basically follows the action.

Hell yeah

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Franchescanado posted:

I hope at least one person watches Zombie in a Penguin Suit, it's seriously my favorite new-to-me zombie thing in the past year or two. It's a good short.

It's not a good short.

It's an incredible short! I'd love to see more like this.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

For those wondering, if you've ever seen that viral video of the woman doing the makeup tutorial who goes insane on camera, this is where it came from.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



I still remember that scene in Alan Quartermain where that hippo hosed that guy up.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a serious question: What is everyone's dream/unique take on found footage they'd like to see?

Something like WNUF but the whole thing is commercials.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a serious question: What is everyone's dream/unique take on found footage they'd like to see?

For me: Zombie Apocalypse scenario done through security cams, news footage, police body-cam footage, cell phone footage etc.
Mine's actually similar, but instead of a zombie apocalypse it's an urban insurgency in a desolate near-future. I'm talkin' Escape from the Bronx mashed up with Punishment Park.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Something like WNUF but the whole thing is commercials.

This makes me want a movie composed entirely of the News Break segments from Robocop so loving bad

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

OldTennisCourt posted:

This makes me want a movie composed entirely of the News Break segments from Robocop so loving bad

Exactly yeah.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Hollismason posted:

I still remember that scene in Alan Quartermain where that hippo hosed that guy up.

There's a pretty good one in Congo.

Congo is actually a movie I'd like to see a UHD release for, that hippo scene is a prime example of where it would benefit from HDR and as much as people mock the ape effects in that movie they're all practical so in 4k they'd still look the same as they always have.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


That would make for an incredible anthology movie.

Just have the whole movie be a news broadcast with each segment revealing more and more insane poo poo until the entire studio gets pulled into hell right before credits or something.

I mean imagine what you could do with weather, or sports, or traffic.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

There's a pretty good one in Congo.

Congo is actually a movie I'd like to see a UHD release for, that hippo scene is a prime example of where it would benefit from HDR and as much as people mock the ape effects in that movie they're all practical so in 4k they'd still look the same as they always have.

I have a weird soft spot for that movie and book because I read King Solomons Mines before I read Congo and it was the first time I realized that you could rework a book into a different story like that. It blew my dumb little kid mind.

Also Bruce Campbell is in the movie, so that’s fun.

SMP
May 5, 2009

A few weeks ago I had a dream that Hideaki Anno did a zombie film and when I woke up I was sad it didn't actually exist. Then I realized that would essentially be Shin Godzilla 2 and got even more sad.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Speaking of found footage, I still want a sequel to the original Cloverfield done as a Loose Change style conspiracy theory video

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a serious question: What is everyone's dream/unique take on found footage they'd like to see?

For me: Zombie Apocalypse scenario done through security cams, news footage, police body-cam footage, cell phone footage etc.

Was Diary of the Dead just the one hand held camera or did it switch to other cam sources? I forget.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Coffee And Pie posted:

Speaking of found footage, I still want a sequel to the original Cloverfield done as a Loose Change style conspiracy theory video

*news footage of monster rampaging through city*

Dr. James J. Brendan, PHD “alternative conceptual sciences”: “Everybody knows that hologram technology has been around since the late 30’s. Next you’ll tell me that they actually shot JFK and not his tank-born double.”

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Found footage vampire film where the monster is never captured on film due to thems the rules od being a vampire.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm sure Nicholas Cage will scale back and do something less insane after Mand....


It's Sion Sono's English-language debut

its like the platonic ideal of the perfect movie

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Bluedeanie posted:

Found footage vampire film where the monster is never captured on film due to thems the rules od being a vampire.

Makes me think of the glitch killer short from vhs

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Legitimately disappointed in the lack of a Luigi Pistilli bust.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I was super down for the proposed found-footage Friday the 13th sequel but it never ended up happening.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

OldTennisCourt posted:

This is a serious question: What is everyone's dream/unique take on found footage they'd like to see?

For me: Zombie Apocalypse scenario done through security cams, news footage, police body-cam footage, cell phone footage etc.

Local 47 or whatever already does it

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