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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:So... Which dude was the egg? More importantly, who came first?
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"Fruits and vegetables do quite the opposite" So fruits and vegetables give you boners? I mean I have gotten a weird vibe from most vegans but I didn't know they had constant boners, this explains so much
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Dixville posted:"Fruits and vegetables do quite the opposite" The fruit/vegetables are the boners that you can stick up your butt/snatch, e.g. cucumber, banana, eggplant.
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Instead of Viagra, just stick a whittled down carrot in your urethra to maintain that boner That's your one free lifehack of the day
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Picnic Princess posted:Instead of Viagra, just stick a whittled down carrot in your urethra to maintain that boner Wasn't there a Chuck Palahniuk short story where a guy did something like that?
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Wheat Loaf posted:Wasn't there a Chuck Palahniuk short story where a guy did something like that? It bothers me that there are multiple Chuck Palahniuk books that this may be.
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Dixville posted:"Fruits and vegetables do quite the opposite" I was going to say "you can't put a chicken in your rear end like you can a cucumber" but then I remembered I was talking about people.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I was going to say "you can't put a chicken in your rear end like you can a cucumber" but then I remembered I was talking about people. I havent heard that aphorism before
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I was going to say "you can't put a chicken in your rear end like you can a cucumber" but then I remembered I was talking about people. Linked just in case.
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Dixville posted:I havent heard that aphorism before Unfortunate, but it's not too late to stop!
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I know an old lady who butt chugged a cow. I don't know how she butt chugged a cow.
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Karate Bastard posted:I know an old lady who butt chugged a cow.
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Karate Bastard posted:I know an old lady who butt chugged a cow. She's dead as gently caress now
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Well, yeah. That came later though.
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Yes, that's the one. (Blegh.)
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Karate Bastard posted:Is he stuck or something? Either way he's holding a prick.
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Karate Bastard posted:Is he stuck or something? Unless you think people come with cartoon rain clouds, you might notice that the guy in the red jacket has his arm around the other man and the clouds are there to cover up the hand which makes it obvious.
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Come on dude he obviously got his expensive watch all tangled up in that other guy's zipper.
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Jedit posted:Unless you think people come with cartoon rain clouds, you might notice that the guy in the red jacket has his arm around the other man and the clouds are there to cover up the hand which makes it obvious. ahh so youre the one who keeps putting clouds on my loin
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poo poo you can get that at ice cream shops now? I've been going to the wrong part of town.
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Lizard Combatant posted:Saw this card today, did a double take timg tag might help.. that's fuckin HUGE.
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Knee posted:timg tag might help.. that's fuckin HUGE. Thanks! Thought I did
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Lizard Combatant posted:Saw this card today, did a double take aa not sure what drinking can do but im willing to try
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Krankenstyle posted:aa not sure what drinking can do but im willing to try After a spectacular crash, seeing where that steering wheel column will end up.. you're gonna need a drink.
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Knee posted:After a spectacular crash, seeing where that steering wheel column will end up.. you're gonna need a drink. it goes directly into his sternum dude.. 3d! im gonna drink anyway, ugh
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 I swear the geology page I follow posts a new mineral dick each day
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That there's a Yeti penis and you won't convince me otherwise 
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Knee posted:After a spectacular crash, seeing where that steering wheel column will end up.. you're gonna need a drink. is he planning to be a pirate?
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I see they found your mom's hooha
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