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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Caraaaappppts?!

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

ok im unemployed now anyone know anyone hiring?

hope ur not srs i just bought canadian tire brand set of dishes

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

cumshitter posted:

ok im unemployed now anyone know anyone hiring?

have u tried making GBS threads cum on camera

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1073645508978200576
'accused'

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008


just like my stoufers mac n cheese

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

what did u do

i spock truth to power

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
craps tables, here we goooooooo

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

you can eat like poo poo and still be skinny so long as you're not eating too much poo poo

no one is eating 5000 calories a day and miraculously maintaining a slim body without working out a bunch. studies have found that even the most extremely atypical metabolisms can only account for a ~500 calorie difference in the basal metabolic rate, plus or minus.

that's not accounting for size though, if you're a smaller guy/girl then you just can't eat as much and yeah, that sucks :( (smaller in terms of height that is)
i'll have you know i have the diet of an olympic man and the body of an olympus mons

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

i spock truth to power

whoops

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

yemen?

yeah man

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Still cold, feelinf feverish gruno teno rueno

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
so my household has lost 99% of its "incum"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also please tell me if ur being serious if so ill stop joking lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Just go into work on monday like nithing happened

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Kurtofan posted:

Just go into work on monday like nithing happened

scab

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

its a seinfeld reference you fool

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Kurtofan posted:

its a seinfeld reference you fool

ive had 40 oz of vodka in the last 3 hours so cut me a little slack thank you merci

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I got fired once because i stayed out of town an extra day and my boss was too stupid to understand the lie i told to cover myself

THS
Sep 15, 2017


god damnm that all fuckn owns

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

its a seinfeld reference you fool

It also actually happened at my job last week lol, guy bought himself an extra day just showing up and being quiet until his manager was like "didn't you walk out yesterday over some bullshit"

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

TheHoosier posted:

super cool that swaths of poor people will continue to die of easily-treatable medical conditions

someone fuckin lock someone up for the love of god

6 piece nugs and a large diet coke please. No sauce

No sauce?

You sick gently caress

THS
Sep 15, 2017

its gonna be badass when things just slowly get worse and you cant get tuna at the store because theyre all dead ( the tuna) and then you cant get other things from the store and wages go down and theres riots and refugee crises like nothin else youve ever seen

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

he's very tired and his brain is completely rotted

same, been lying awake in the dark for three hours

THS
Sep 15, 2017

ahh.. the oceans are poison my dudes, the air is going to turn to poison too

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

THS posted:

its gonna be badass when things just slowly get worse and you cant get tuna at the store because theyre all dead ( the tuna) and then you cant get other things from the store and wages go down and theres riots and refugee crises like nothin else youve ever seen

i moved into the canadian countryside in the months leading up to trump getting elected

gonna just wait this whole thing out lamo

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

tacodaemon posted:

this guy is taking over the writing of the Ms. Marvel comic from Willow Wilson and he wants to know how to write a teenage girla nd this is a heck of a thread


https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1073692598693441536

excellent thread. Saladin is one of the best comic book writers in the world today.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene






yeah it was always a lovely slogan

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
stop yelling at me! i don't have enough money to do anything about it.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
*macronishly* lol i know the solution to global warming, lets put all the costs on the poor!

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

https://twitter.com/suzusaur/status/1073693557809143808?s=21

https://twitter.com/obiwormkenobi/status/1073758001985712128?s=21

https://twitter.com/heyjenbartel/status/1073728063865872384?s=21

https://twitter.com/the_futurenaut/status/1073695623226875904?s=21

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Baloogan posted:

i moved into the canadian countryside in the months leading up to trump getting elected

gonna just wait this whole thing out lamo

i moved from the phoenix area to the seattle area on jan 19 2017, i know how you feel

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1073849739257438208

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Plinkey play the craps

THS
Sep 15, 2017

if you all get more fuel efficient cars this will all be over.. global warming, republican,s everything

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
let them eat cake!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
merry christmas french motherfuckers!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

THS posted:

if you all get more fuel efficient cars this will all be over.. global warming, republican,s everything

people shifted away from explorer-size SUVs in the mid oughts and yeah it drat near killed the gop

then the hatchback hosed the wagon and became the crossover, which got bigger and bigger until we were back to honkin' SUVs and welp here we are

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

let them eat cake!

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1073850411717668865?s=20

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