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Bummey posted:I would but my main poop room is disconnected from the bathroom proper and it doesn't have a power outlet. rip Friend you don’t need a power outlet. Just water. Seriously even with a great diet a nice rear end in a top hat washing after you poo poo is amazing.
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MarcusSA posted:Friend you don’t need a power outlet. Just water. All the ones I googled require power. Hmmmmmmmm
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eonwe posted:a bidet doesn't feel weird? it feels the good kind of weird
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eonwe posted:a bidet doesn't feel weird? You get used to it by about the second time you take a crap.
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Everyone's bathroom is big enough to hold not one but two toilet sized devices.
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Incredible Savings: Costco Has Started Selling A Jumbo, Family-Sized Condom That Several Men Can Wear Together
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Everyone's bathroom is big enough to hold not one but two toilet sized devices. Hello my friend, You don’t need a second toilet. Modern bidets attach to your regular toilet and clean you rear end in a top hat quite nicely. It really is a life changing experience. Namaste 🙏🏻
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Skip the bidet. Hook up a power wash.
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Gatts posted:Skip the bidet. Hook up a power wash. Use a media blaster. Really get rid of all that poo detritus. Remove several layers of skin. Dig deep.
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Just install a toilet inside the shower. Never use toilet paper ever again AND get squeaky clean after your massive GOON SHITS from eating all these god drat dogs. Spread em
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S-s-s-s-s-sandblast that turd
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:S-s-s-s-s-sandblast that turd That's not what toilet paper is for... 
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im on my way home with a lot including a blanket and a rotisserie chicken
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I may have ripped off a piece of chicken when I got to the car its everything you promised
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eonwe posted:I may have ripped off a piece of chicken when I got to the car the real pro move is to eat the rotisserie chicken as you wander the store
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Bummey posted:the real pro move is to eat the rotisserie chicken as you wander the store while wearing the costco pyjamas
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Development posted:while wearing the costco pyjamas Stop following me
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this blanket is like god himself hugging me
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:I buy the Tillamook brand cheese snacks, individually wrapped. They're good for about 4 months in the fridge. Likely to be a regional thing for the brand, but I think all US Costcos have some kind of cheese snack. Individually-wrapped cheese snacks existing in your fridge in quantities greater than (or equal to) 1 is just the universe’s way of telling you that you aren’t eating enough individually-wrapped cheese snacks, hth?
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Schadenboner posted:Individually-wrapped cheese snacks existing in your fridge in quantities greater than (or equal to) 1 is just the universe’s way of telling you that you aren’t eating enough individually-wrapped cheese snacks, hth? Solution to both problems being discussed on this page. Eat enough individually-wrapped cheese snacks and you won't even be able to poop!
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Powershift posted:Solution to both problems being discussed on this page. I'd that were true I would have stopped pooping a long time ago.
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i actually just reincarnate after a poop
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Went tonight to get a 4-pack of Choice NY Strip Steaks (one in the sous vide machine right now  ).Also got frozen zuccini strings for a sorta pasta substitute and some REALLY stank rear end moldy cheese from Jasper Hills. Ran into my nextdoor neighbor because we both have good taste and know good deals.  
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Is Costco not carrying the FoodSaver vacuum sealers anymore? I don't see them on the website.
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MarcusSA posted:Get a bidet and stop worrying about all this poo poo. This or this: https://www.amazon.com/Premium-Stainless-Bathroom-Handheld-Sprayer/dp/B01A9A9MUO/
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raton posted:This quote:Aqua Nexis hand held bidet sprayer is engineered from SOLID stainless steel and lead-free brass to last a lifetime (no rustable chrome plating here!) 
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eonwe posted:a bidet doesn't feel weird? People are stupid about it until they do it once It does a much better job much more quickly, doesn't waste a bunch of paper or clog your toilet, etc If you smeared poo poo on your floor would you just wipe it around with dry paper or would you use some water to clean it up
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The Slack Lagoon posted:Is Costco not carrying the FoodSaver vacuum sealers anymore? I don't see them on the website. My Canadian store might be in a whole different world, but a week ago, mine had them.
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raton posted:People are stupid about it until they do it once Yeah I honestly can’t believe I went 30 something years without one. Like the toilet paper savings alone pays for the drat thing.
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Are you guys talking about the ones that attach to the rim of your toilet or whatever? Does that make the toilet harder to clean? Can it be removed easily? What kind of water source do you hook it up to? Would you get some sort of splitter running off the main intake? Always wanted to get one but figured it'd be a hassle. Also winters are cold here. Will I get an ice stalagtite hanging off my butthole if I don't turn the heat up? Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Dec 15, 2018 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Are you guys talking about the ones that attach to the rim of your toilet or whatever? Does that make the toilet harder to clean? Can it be removed easily? What kind of water source do you hook it up to? Would you get some sort of splitter running off the main intake? I like the kind I linked to -- basically one of those things that sprays your dishes in your sink but attached to your shitter, you can install them yourself very easily, there aren't issues with loving around with your toilet seat (putting bigger bumpers on there, that kind of stuff) I don't care about the little bit of cold water The regular bidets can make your toilet harder to clean because there's anotehr part that hangs down but it's not that bad, just one more thing to wipe off, most of them are designed with relatively easy cleaning in mind and many have a self-wash for the nozzle The deluxe ones that are like a whole new topper for your toilet have hot and cold and all that stuff and for most bathrooms that will mean calling your plumber to get the hot plumbed in to it and maybe run electricity to it and the units themselves cost a couple hundred
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The one I have attaches to the seat and does not make the toilet any harder to clean.
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i don't like wet buttholes idk what to tell you people
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FCKGW posted:i don't like wet buttholes idk what to tell you people Sorry about your dirty butthole.
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the skin on that rotisserie chicken is delicious
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TheManWithNoName posted:Toilets clean themselves every time you flush anyways. Not the way I do it. And not unrelated... eonwe posted:the skin on that rotisserie chicken is delicious
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eonwe posted:the skin on that rotisserie chicken is delicious woe be to he who throws away the skin of the rotiss'
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eonwe posted:the skin on that rotisserie chicken is delicious for sure its kinda shameful ive been going to costco/priceclub since like early 90s and it wasnt until last year i got the rotissere chicken rip dem savings i bought this $9.99 rotiss miso chicken from whole foods, it was loving trash garbage compared to costco's chicken and 2x the price
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