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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
had a nice Ethiopian coffee today

roasted some Kenyan seeds yesterday

coffee: it's the pits!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


the coffee is strong and good this morning

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

i ordered espresso which tasted like absolute garbage, but was powerful and they gave me a glass of seltzer water to wash it down. espresso isn't for the taste, so i give it an A+

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
pet neighborhood cat on the way to coffee

and now that the best part of my day is over it's straight back into the sack, jack

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

espresso is god of taste. espresso is life

current bag of columbia from KLLR tastes like basil, chocolate, and citrus

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



locally-sourced tanzania medium roast here this week. it's... okay.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

bean report: friday, december 4, 2018

medium roast is some weak flavorless shite
lusting after that dark stuff mmm

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

sits in the french press for 5 min and still nothing. maybe these beans are allergic to water

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
your ground is too coarse, friend

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Bhodi posted:

your ground is too coarse, friend

even for a French press? hmm. worked fine for dark on setting 13 of 15

dare I move to say, 12?!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I got some half and half for the first time. I’ve gotta learn how to control my pour with this. This is like: not enough café and too much au lait, or some poo poo?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Schadenboner posted:

I got some half and half for the first time. I’ve gotta learn how to control my pour with this. This is like: not enough café and too much au lait, or some poo poo?

consider 100% sludge and 0% anything else

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Captain Foo posted:

consider 100% sludge and 0% anything else

hmm this is... wrong

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
My tiny humon generally tries to bogart my coffee so it can’t be raw, he doesn’t like it.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

hmm this is... wrong

hot and black is the only way to fly

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


we had secret santa yesterday at work and my secret santa gave me a big coffee mug


and a bucks card :negative:

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

reduced the grind size and added a bit of soy milk to thicken it

:sigh: gimme the dark

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

we had secret santa yesterday at work and my secret santa gave me a big coffee mug


and a bucks card :negative:

get some snacks

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

new office (coworking space) has a commercial espresso machine in the kitchen area, office staff are former baristas and they've been helping me learn to steam a milk :kiddo:

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Progressive JPEG posted:

new office (coworking space) has a commercial espresso machine in the kitchen area, office staff are former baristas and they've been helping me learn to steam a milk :kiddo:

are you sure this isn’t just a rebranded coffee shop that tricks customers into self-service

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

psiox posted:

are you sure this isn’t just a rebranded coffee shop that tricks customers into self-service

there isn't any charge to use it, the beans/milk/etc are included

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

hmm this is... wrong

it isn't

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

got a new insulated sludge tube today

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Silver Alicorn posted:

sike, I got a sugar free rockstar at the last minute

*ramps monster energy drink monster truck into thread*

WHAT THE gently caress

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

dear yos post,

im really bad at making dat coffee

please advise

your friend,

skinny latte

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

i dont know if anyone s mentioned this before but get a aeropress

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Skim Milk posted:

dear yos post,

im really bad at making dat coffee

please advise

your friend,

skinny latte

Make it black, with fresh ground beans, and don't let it sit in the pot for too long

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

don't use skim milk

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Fayez Butts posted:

i dont know if anyone s mentioned this before but get a aeropress

yep, aeropress, halfway decent hand grinder (try a porlex), inverted brewing method, filtered water, dank seeds

boom better coffee than 90% of shops

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


HAIL eSATA-n posted:

don't use ... milk

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

psiox posted:

yep, aeropress, halfway decent hand grinder (try a porlex), inverted brewing method, filtered water, dank seeds

boom better coffee than 90% of shops

Or just do what I do. 8 o'clock medium roast, $10 blade grinder, tap water (hot). perfect cup every time.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

tap water at my house tastes fine so that’s what I use

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

psiox posted:

yep, aeropress, halfway decent hand grinder (try a porlex), inverted brewing method, filtered water, dank seeds

boom better coffee than 90% of shops

good beans, cuisinart burr grinder, filtered hot tap water dispenser set to 195F, aeropress following the instructions. :colbert:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1074396510253711360

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


i've been drinking more coffee recently and have started to wonder if i should cut back

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

well it can't be the coffee

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i'm drinking coffee

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
im just dying to get my hands on those beans

gonna bean up after this bus ride and then visit the mean bean machine

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Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug
got coffee from the cafeteria. pretty dece. decided to fancy it up and bring my own cup for the second round. tastes like hot garbage!

guess i need those solvents for the full experience

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