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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




sry foir the selfie in the last post

hereas a reading rec over Winter Break:

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
And he's still in better shape than anyone who would ever consider buying his book.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Practical use, sell your hanzo steel and buy a pair of used running shoes from the goodwill and exercise.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


Something on your brain?

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

Practical use, sell your hanzo steel and buy a pair of used running shoes from the goodwill and exercise.

:goonsay: mastering the blade is exercise and if anime has taught me anything it's that action happens in a still frame.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Someone in GBS figured out that the wayback machine archived a bunch of waffle images, and just needed a bit of finagling to get it to show up. Here's some vintage goon AUG.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3877524



Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Would not
Would not
Would not

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Tubgoat posted:

Would not
Would not
Would not



e:no wait this one is better

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
He should shave his head and start over, see if that fixes it.

Krona krona notes, y'all!

Tubgoat has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Dec 20, 2018

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Waffleimags i missed u

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Holy poo poo look at wizard fingers over there

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pusherbot! Man, It's been awhile since I've thought about that.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Ziv Zulander posted:

e:no wait this one is better


I can smell this photo. Middle guy is so greasy that he's shiny even in dim light.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I remember being legitimately bummed when Waffleimages died because it felt like a lot of goon lore went with it but I'm starting to reconsider

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
Speaking of goonlore, I remembered that this story existed. I hope to god it's a fakepost.

Buying-Bid posted:

The realization and jealousy that she had a boyfriend, coupled with the shock and unexpectedness of this call filled me with rage.

"gently caress YOU YOU MOTHER F-UNCLE FUNK" I stuttered incomprehensibly with rage.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Most of the old image heavy megathreads like politoons look barren now. :smith:

Bad edits, lost to the world like poo poo in piss.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

DandyLion posted:

Holy poo poo look at wizard fingers over there

I'll never understand that, its easier to cut your nails than it is to even like shower or get a haircut or wash your clothes. It's the easiest thing in the world you can do to put forth some sort of effort to blend in with wider society.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Ziv Zulander posted:

Someone in GBS figured out that the wayback machine archived a bunch of waffle images, and just needed a bit of finagling to get it to show up. Here's some vintage goon AUG.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3877524





This is taking me back to the days of Helldump before it cannibalized itself

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mizuti posted:

Speaking of goonlore, I remembered that this story existed. I hope to god it's a fakepost.

Ha, he said his "tummy."

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
gently caress, burn it all down

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




PYFhelldump.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
That's visually confusing and making me feel anger and nausea.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




jail him.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Gonna have to stick those bars reeeeeal close together.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Isn't this the guy who plays Foggy Nelson on Netflix's Daredevil?

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
All of those goons look normal af to me and now I'm worried about myself...

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

That's visually confusing and making me feel anger and nausea.

Look at this moatee bigot.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

I’m the mattress picked up from the floor and leaned against the wall for the photo

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Mouse Dresser posted:

I’m the mattress picked up from the floor and leaned against the wall for the photo

The mattress is actually on the floor. He's standing on the wall like a badass.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The picture is actually upside down

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Nothing better than a carpeted ceiling populated by fuzzy knife bats.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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jobson groeth posted:

The mattress is actually on the floor. He's standing on the wall like a badass.

Confirmed as Russia then.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

fizzymercy posted:

All of those goons look normal af to me and now I'm worried about myself...

They look like goofs, but pretty normal goofs. Except for the guy with the suit and giant boots. What was he thinking, the goober.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

DicktheCat posted:

They look like goofs, but pretty normal goofs. Except for the guy with the suit and giant boots. What was he thinking, the goober.

"I definitely look like Neo crossed with Alec Baldwin's monologue from Glengarry Glen Ross."

e: "And I love it."

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
🤣 WHY!? 🤣

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

The picture is actually upside down

I’ve moved onto nunchucks now though.

Zernach
Oct 23, 2012

Someone else please tell me that mustache isn't continuing up into his nose. :cry:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Anyone have the links to that medium article about the dude who opens his marriage and his wife gets pregnant with a yoga teacher after a decade or the dude failing to dim properly in her. Burning man is involved ofc.

Or any other articles like that

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


This bloke looks like the famous old AUG pipe smoking smug goon.

I dunno his name.

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