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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-rFVpsW6s

this entire song, especially "he's about to hit a chestnut tree"

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

It’s this

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krbl911ZPBA
"The toppings contain potassium benzoate."

"…"



"That's bad."

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
can i go now

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

I can't hear that without associating it with that really depressing comic Rebecca Sugar made.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Filthy Haiku posted:

I can't hear that without associating it with that really depressing comic Rebecca Sugar made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjlFv_BkIA

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
"Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of deeeeaaaath?"

"I like stories."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
My personal favourite:

https://youtu.be/PMHt481HsFU

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

always had a soft spot for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8TtQGS7Af8

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

When Homer is trying to gain weight and Bart agrees to help him and Lisa turns in the chair suddenly and goes “Dad!” And Homer shrieks it gets me every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGtdsGLvngc&t=10s


How did she even do that, she's sitting on a giant cushion/beanbag and just flips it around

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1rscPaS7TQ

I had seeeeex

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-rFVpsW6s

this entire song, especially "he's about to hit a chestnut tree"

That episode was great from start to finish.

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
"Yes, that will do."
https://youtu.be/_p_FHTV2RSA

secular woods sex
Aug 1, 2000
I dispense wisdom by the gallon.
What? Again!?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


I say that every election season.

Also, if I ever find myself at a swap meet or garage sale, in my head I'm always hearing "Human roaches. Feeding off eachother's garbage. The only thing you can't buy here is dignity."

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Dec 21, 2018

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf








Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this is a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjg9DPmObwg

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



The Scorpio bond style theme song. The lyrics perfectly describe the idea of an evil villain who is also a really great boss.

Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth,
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plots to rule the world and his employee's health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest:
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest.

But beware his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
and on Fridays the lunchroom serves hotdogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I'm also a big fan of:

"You're nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads."

"He's right!"

"Give us hell quimby! :haw:"

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TheMostFrench posted:

The Scorpio bond style theme song. The lyrics perfectly describe the idea of an evil villain who is also a really great boss.

Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth,
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plots to rule the world and his employee's health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest:
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest.

But beware his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
and on Fridays the lunchroom serves hotdogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY

This is good. I also feel like the McBain theme song from season 2 is under-appreciated:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FBuTLJdgpk

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVvg1CKBE20

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I know it’s Bad Simpsons but when Moe is hammering the crayon in and Homer says “No money down?! How could I lose !”

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I'm fond of this one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmoW-gNjjXA

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

:what: "Whaddya want on your hotdog, Spock?"

:smug: "Surprise me. "

:rolleyes: *Glops a wad of sauerkraut on the dog.*

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Bart's "Stop it right now!" in response to Homer's Mr Plow rap.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




"I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!"

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
What's to be done with this Homer Simpson!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pVpCskFBrM

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Bart's "Stop it right now!" in response to Homer's Mr Plow rap.

Whenever I want to torture my girlfriend I turn my hat to the side like Homer and start doing a freestyle rap just like Homer in that scene.

She's never seen the episode but her reaction is exactly the same.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Oh no Not Lenny, Not Lenny!

Kids turn off the t.v. I have some bad news about Lenny.

NOT LENNY!

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
"Look, Homer! There's that bird you like to argue with."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all."

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Apparently one of my favorite Simpsons gags is on the "I don't get it" list, just like Sneed's.

When Homer had his NRA meeting Moe "brung [him] a big bag of irregular Oreos."

Moe pours the Oreos onto a platter then notices one that looks fine.

"I don't see what's wrong with this one..."

*little crunch noise as he takes a bite*
"Oh."

KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Dec 21, 2018

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
can someone post the spanish mr plow edit or whatever it is

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
"I'll kill all of you! ESPECIALLY THE ONES IN THE JURY!"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


"I'm going to... stalk... Lenny and Carl." is one of Homer's best deliveries.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I was expecting an important phone call earlier this week and it came just as I stepped out of the shower and of course all I could think of was "Don't say 'you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



has really no one mentioned “probably misses his old glasses” yet or did i just miss it

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me

Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

I don't know.


The "I don't know" in that exchange was delivered perfectly.

https://youtu.be/T3FUVDJtiSQ

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