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Renegret posted:I think it's a nice fork
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I don't see what the big deal is about the fork but I realize that it's not always about me.
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Dec 28, 2018 17:33
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Renegret posted:I also love penis though, so loving knew it.
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Dec 28, 2018 17:35
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"Nancy, thank you for bringing in this essential piece of history today. Your fork was actually made with a genuine charred penis... the handiwork of Victorian-era artisans. The practice of using authentic charred penises was dropped in the late 1800s, making this a true collector's item. What a find"
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Dec 28, 2018 17:41
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It looks like it fits in your hand perfectly too. What a great fork.
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Dec 28, 2018 17:50
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Taima posted:"Nancy, thank you for bringing in this essential piece of history today. Your fork was actually made with a genuine charred penis... the handiwork of Victorian-era artisans. The practice of using authentic charred penises was dropped in the late 1800s, making this a true collector's item. What a find" Can I buy a six pack at Costco?
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Dec 28, 2018 17:52
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Renegret posted:Can I buy a six pack at Costco? They only have Kirkland Dick Forks there.
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Dec 28, 2018 17:57
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Don't get me wrong that rib roast looks loving choice and I'm sure the fork is nice and all but once I saw that it resembles the shriveled, charred remains of what was once a proud man's circumcised penis I just couldn't un-see it.
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Dec 28, 2018 18:01
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Renegret posted:Can I buy a six pack at Costco? Frankly, it's going to be hard to get your hands around a package of that girth, but I appreciate the effort even if you can't take the idea to it's natural climax.
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Dec 28, 2018 18:07
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Taima posted:"Nancy, thank you for bringing in this essential piece of history today. Your fork was actually made with a genuine charred penis... the handiwork of Victorian-era artisans. The practice of using authentic charred penises was dropped in the late 1800s, making this a true collector's item. What a find" holy poo poo lmao
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Dec 28, 2018 18:24
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Taima posted:"Nancy, thank you for bringing in this essential piece of history today. Your fork was actually made with a genuine charred penis... the handiwork of Victorian-era artisans. The practice of using authentic charred penises was dropped in the late 1800s, making this a true collector's item. What a find" Ahahaha I'm fuckin dying here
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Dec 28, 2018 19:03
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I'm pretty sure the fork is supposed to look like an old deer antler
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Dec 28, 2018 19:12
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I'm pretty sure the fork is supposed to look like an old deer dick I know!
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Dec 28, 2018 19:17
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thank u 4 your fork support
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Dec 28, 2018 19:45
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My sister bought me a Costco membership for Christmas and it’s probably my favorite gift I’ve gotten.
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Dec 28, 2018 23:21
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keevo posted:My sister bought me a Costco membership for Christmas and it’s probably my favorite gift I’ve gotten. A good sister buys you a Costco membership. A smart sister adds you to their executive account and reaps the rewards of your spending.
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Dec 28, 2018 23:51
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I need details on the Sherpa for my pilgrimage tonight.
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Dec 29, 2018 00:18
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Meridian posted:I need details on the Sherpa for my pilgrimage tonight. They are like $15, sherpa on one side, fleece on the other (they had a couple of plain colors and a couple patterns when I got mine). I have a tan one and a white-gray plaid one. They are packaged with like, crossed ribbons and the product card. It is late in the sherpa season - they may be sold out. Best of luck to you, Goon.
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Dec 29, 2018 00:21
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I just hope that they harvest those sherpas sustainably or some day we won’t be able to climb that mountain
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Dec 29, 2018 00:23
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uli2000 posted:A good sister buys you a Costco membership. A smart sister adds you to their executive account and reaps the rewards of your spending. Or she buys me a year membership, makes me add her to the account and then has me pay the fee every year.
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Dec 29, 2018 00:37
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now I have a major hankering for some deer dick
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Dec 29, 2018 01:33
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Chinatown posted:oh btw the Standing Rib Roast was a hit at Christmas dinner. Did you cook it with a stick of dynamite?
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Dec 29, 2018 02:48
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fart store posted:Did you cook it with a stick of dynamite? 
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Dec 29, 2018 02:55
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My local costco has usda prime brisket for 2.99 a pound. I'm going to fire up the smoker this weekend
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Dec 29, 2018 03:14
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Well I found one of the blankets. It is however very large (read: enormous) and I will probably end up returning it. It is really soft though, for sure.
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Dec 29, 2018 03:22
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Whooping Crabs posted:My local costco has usda prime brisket for 2.99 a pound. I'm going to fire up the smoker this weekend GET BEEFY
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Dec 29, 2018 03:29
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Chinatown posted:oh btw the Standing Rib Roast was a hit at Christmas dinner. This looks pretty decent. What happened with the plating? Too many people picking their favorites and leaving a heap?
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Dec 29, 2018 03:30
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Bloodplay it again posted:This is from 2013, so not the most recent documentation, but it states cooking temp of 145. A whopping six people from 2009 to 2013 had issues requiring hospitalization so it doesn't really seem to be worth worrying about, especially if you're not into store marinades or flavor injection. Eat your tasty-looking hunk of meat. Yeah if Costco consumers were dying in droves we'd hear about it. Most people aren't doing rare with CC steaks though. I'd assume those people either already knew the risks or should know them if they don't. I pick up CC meat at certain cuts, but if I'm spending more I head to the local butcher for pasture/grass fed beef that hasn't been tenderized.
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Dec 29, 2018 03:33
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Big Data posted:This looks pretty decent. What happened with the plating? Too many people picking their favorites and leaving a heap? Um there were 30 people for dinner (there was also a turkey and a ham) and everything got carved and devoured in 30 minutes. Not a morsel of roast was left.
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Dec 29, 2018 03:34
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Completely fair. Next time I expect pre shitshow plating for a loving rib roast picture.
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Dec 29, 2018 03:37
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Chinatown posted:Um there were 30 people for dinner (there was also a turkey and a ham) and everything got carved and devoured in 30 minutes. Not a morsel of roast was left. When there are no leftovers, you have not cooked enough.
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Dec 29, 2018 09:00
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Meridian posted:Well I found one of the blankets. It is however very large (read: enormous) and I will probably end up returning it. It is really soft though, for sure. wtf how can a blanket be too big?
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Rex-Goliath posted:wtf The only size they had was King. That's enormous. Way too big to be a couch blanket and doesn't fit my bed.
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Dec 29, 2018 09:52
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Meridian posted:The only size they had was King. That's enormous. Way too big to be a couch blanket and doesn't fit my bed. Do you sleep in a racecar?
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Dec 29, 2018 10:21
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I wish there were a size even larger than king. I would buy an emperor size sherpa. I would just burrow down into a god size plush blanket and live there forever.
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Dec 29, 2018 15:27
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Your cat would burrow in and get lost in the folds and never be seen again.
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Dec 29, 2018 15:54
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I have a queen bed I have a king Sherpa blanet Like the warm embrace of a mother's womb
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Dec 29, 2018 15:56
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Phylodox posted:I wish there were a size even larger than king. 
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oh god, “dry brining”is a thing dumbasses do now to lovely meat their fat asses bought at Costco? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
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berth ell pup posted:oh god, “dry brining”is a thing dumbasses do now to lovely meat their fat asses bought at Costco? Thank you for your contribution to the thread and have a happy new year!
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