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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Salt on meat, the horror

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


i made pilgrimage yesterday and got myself one of the sherpas on this threads recommendation

jfc this blanket is amazing and at such an incredible price. pbuc

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Schmeichy posted:

Salt on meat, the horror

exactly, salting meat is normal.
calling it “dry brining” simply indicates you’re a twat.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

berth ell pup posted:

exactly, salting meat is normal.
calling it “dry brining” simply indicates you’re a twat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409Pjtq7jzY

Taima fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Dec 29, 2018

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I use Kirkland pink Himalayan sea salt on my Kirkland steaks.



Bitch!!!

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

berth ell pup posted:

oh god, “dry brining”is a thing dumbasses do now to lovely meat their fat asses bought at Costco?

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

I put salt on the meat a few hours before I cooked it. It's called dry brining to indicate that it sat a while with the salt on it vs cooking it right away. During this time, osmosis happens. In human language, we have simple words and phrases that describe larger processes in order to not have to write entire paragraphs to get the point across. Hth.

FogHelmut fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Dec 29, 2018

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

Rex-Goliath posted:

wtf

how can a blanket be too big?

I'm disappointed mine didn't carry the king sized sherpas.


Meridian posted:

The only size they had was King. That's enormous. Way too big to be a couch blanket and doesn't fit my bed.

You're blanketing wrong. Be a burrito. Roll yourself up in the blanket.

Phylodox posted:

I wish there were a size even larger than king.

I would buy an emperor size sherpa.

I would just burrow down into a god size plush blanket and live there forever.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

berth ell pup posted:

exactly, salting meat is normal.
calling it “dry brining” simply indicates you’re a twat.

A roast by any other name still tastes like meat

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Give me a blanket so big that it takes me hours to find my way out from under it.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Chinatown posted:

Give me a blanket so big that it takes me hours to find my way out from under it.

Ah, the Yo Momma So Fat size.

Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




We bought my dad a sherpa blanket from Costco for Christmas, since he loves him some naps. My sister happened to have bought him the exact same thing, except Sam's Club version.

Vastly. Inferior.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Sam's club is trash for idiots

Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




Schmeichy posted:

Sam's club is trash for idiots

My sister and parents don't live near a costco, they just have a Sam's Club. We live like 5min from one, and go there at least once a week. We're actually going to go soon, need a party tray or desserts or something for people coming over tomorrow.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

This year's Costco beef tenderloin:



I was trying to rush to get some over to my friend who just had a baby so I didn't take a picture post-cutting, so here's last year's:

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Ravendas posted:

We bought my dad a sherpa blanket from Costco for Christmas, since he loves him some naps. My sister happened to have bought him the exact same thing, except Sam's Club version.

Vastly. Inferior.

It's kind of a dick move to talk poo poo on Sam's cuz it's a poor person Costco, like, literally

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

I don't understand. This tenderloin doesn't look like it was exploded with a stick of dynamite. Please advise

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Involuntary Sparkle posted:

This year's Costco beef tenderloin:



I was trying to rush to get some over to my friend who just had a baby so I didn't take a picture post-cutting, so here's last year's:



Hot

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Taima posted:

It's kind of a dick move to talk poo poo on Sam's cuz it's a poor person Costco, like, literally

I assumed it cost about the same with a vastly inferior range of products. I've only ever been with other people's memberships

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018
Won't someone please think of the poors!!! *rolls around purring in his blanket sewn together with the missing fingers of 8 year old chinese girls*

knows a black guy
Jun 18, 2005

Big Data posted:

Won't someone please think of the poors!!! *rolls around purring in his blanket sewn together with the missing fingers of 8 year old chinese girls*

This loving guy again?

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


pr0k posted:

Welcome to Costco.

I love you.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Ravendas posted:

My sister happened to have bought him the exact same thing, except Sam's Club version.

:sever: imo?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



Agreed, definitely cut up the blanket of the false prophet.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Agreed, definitely cut up the blanket of the false prophet.

I was speaking of his relationship with his apostate sister but this too, also.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Schmeichy posted:

Sam's club is trash for idiots

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

berth ell pup posted:

oh god, “dry brining”is a thing dumbasses do now to lovely meat their fat asses bought at Costco?

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

shut up bitch

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

pr0k posted:

Welcome to Costco.

I love you.

realpost I didn't know Costco was a real thing until, like, a 6 years ago. I thought it was an Idiocracy joke. Then Costco opened a warehouse in my town and I knew the truth.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Schmeichy posted:

I assumed it cost about the same with a vastly inferior range of products. I've only ever been with other people's memberships

The average income of costco shoppers is about 50% higher than sams club shoppers and the pricing structure generally reflects that.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Taima posted:

The average income of costco shoppers is about 50% higher than sams club shoppers and the pricing structure generally reflects that.

Sam’s sells the same poo poo from Walmart in bigger boxes.

Costco sells good poo poo at great prices.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Everything can be a dick fork if you believe enough

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Big Data posted:

Yeah if Costco consumers were dying in droves we'd hear about it. Most people aren't doing rare with CC steaks though. I'd assume those people either already knew the risks or should know them if they don't. I pick up CC meat at certain cuts, but if I'm spending more I head to the local butcher for pasture/grass fed beef that hasn't been tenderized.

Again, what are y'all buying that's been mechanically tenderized? I've bought thousands of dollars of Costco meat and never ever seen that on the label.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Here's my dinner tonight, Costco USDA prime brisket point, burnt ends.




Not mechanically tenderized, but after 13 hours it wouldn't matter, hah.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

revmoo posted:

I've bought thousands of dollars of Costco meat and never ever seen that on the label.

Have you looked?

Do you ever buy the butchered meat on styrofoam or do you only buy stuff you cut yourself? The vacuum packed stuff isn't blade tenderized.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

revmoo posted:

Here's my dinner tonight, Costco USDA prime brisket point, burnt ends.




Not mechanically tenderized, but after 13 hours it wouldn't matter, hah.

Nice man

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Chalk me up as another Sherpa Blanket believer. Bought one today.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I bought a Sherpa last month as a single guy in the dating scene let me tell you women love the Sherpa. It’s a great blanket for watching movies on the couch.

Get the king one.

skoolmunkee
Jun 27, 2004

Tell your friends we're coming for them

Moey posted:

Do you sleep in a racecar?

He sleeps in a big bed with his wife

He might want to hold onto that super size Sherpa though, in case he comes home to find hot dogs thawing in the sink

Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




My wife made me return the extra sherpa that my dad gave up in favor of the Sam's Club version.

"We already have two, why do we need more?"

We just... do. We just do.

Also, not severing from my sister because her and her friend visited my costco after I've been talking it up for awhile. "I can see why he talks this place up, this feels... nice."

She's not an apostate, she just doesn't have access to the true warehouse.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Currently dry brining myself using a red patchwork ultimate sherpa throw

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large hands
Jan 24, 2006

revmoo posted:

Again, what are y'all buying that's been mechanically tenderized? I've bought thousands of dollars of Costco meat and never ever seen that on the label.

Look closely at the bottom of the label next time.

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