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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you did pretty good pal

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Hey, thanks! That was me :)

Dayum that was some good doing you did! Good content for this thread.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Hey, thanks! That was me :)

Doomguy doing that headspin dance while BLTs launch past always cracks me up :lol:

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

barbecue at the folks posted:

I would rather pound nails into my dick.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm imagining a Tex Avery-style cartoon of this scenario set to "Funiculi Funicula."


Hmm...

I would rather pound nails in my cock
What can I find inside the tool box
Hammer shingles in my dingle
Up my urethra 10 penny install
Masonry stuck through my peepee
and some thumbtacks in my balls

Brute Hole Force has a new favorite as of 21:01 on Dec 28, 2018

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Tony Snark posted:

Hmm...

I would rather pound nails in my cock
What can I find inside the tool box
Hammer shingles in my dingle
Up my urethra 10 penny install
Masonry stuck through my peepee
and some thumbtacks in my balls

it is UNBELIEVABLE how much worse the version of this that doesn't say "my cock" a whole bunch of times in the middle is

and I'm pretty sure this is somebody's attempt to "fix" it, and that that one was the original

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
Cat Mattress coming in strong with the puns from the Politoon thread:

Trogdos! posted:



:thunk: not posted on his twitter/site

Cat Mattress posted:

"Hind sight is 20 20"

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Kuros posted:

Cat Mattress coming in strong with the puns from the Politoon thread:

another thing i am wondering is what do you think her butt smells like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


fool_of_sound posted:

another thing i am wondering is what do you think her butt smells like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it

-- neera tanden

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
heeheehee

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I don't want no bigfoots peeping at my titties tho

sweet geek swag posted:

What about sasquatches?

Krankenstyle posted:

*blasts through window, shakes off snow* how about yetis?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Seaside Loafer posted:

Try and score enough cash to get at least the townhouse to start off with and stick heirlooms in it so your next guy has some extra starting float. Always add to the starting float. Also visit the pub in london to get off with some spy women who will have your child which lets you have 2 legacy's instead of the normal 1. Try and complete the complex quest for the momento mori and you can carry that over to next captain. Pretty soon you can start with the best gun and buy the best deck gun and buy a corvette immediately on your rebirth! There are a bunch of other carry over stat upgrades as well, most of them involve ending your game though so you need to pick a good time.

Angepain posted:

Dad the job market just doesn't work like that anymore

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Lol

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Lmao indeed

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

fishmech posted:

superior to all bullshit euro joysticks



Jerry Cotton posted:

oh sorry i... i didn't realize. here, this thread is for you: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3856974

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Herstory Begins Now posted:

/\ My all time favorite dog was the cross the Russians tried between a newfie (famous for helping drowning people) and an ovcharka (famous for biting people and being 200lbs). Apparently the hope was to breed a large dog that could handle cold water and assist in water rescues. I guess the experiments backfired because all the dog wanted to do was bite drowning people

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


:laugh:

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I [20's M] saw some pretty clearly visible sex toys in the main room of my fiends [mid 20's] house.

Long story short because I hate long posts on here too. I went to a buddies house to play videogames with him and a bunch of friends. My eyes tend to wander around the room because I get pretty antsy, and I noticed some sort of vibrator and a large bottle of lube pretty plainly exposed under my best friends desk. My best bud has a light form of autism, he's very lonely, and I know he spends some time in chat rooms with girls, possibly guys who are in his same boat. I do not care about his sexuality, we never talk about it. His business is entirely his own, that's not why I'm posting anyway.

My only concern is that he's neglecting to put this stuff away. Our other friends are not going to be as understanding if they found this stuff. So I kind of grabbed my shoe and pretended to get "mad" at the game and slid it over to knock down the bottle and the dildo, pushing it deep under the desk. I quickly retrieved my shoe before my friends did and I apologized for my "outburst" and we quickly resumed playing. No one mentioned the bottle or toy and I'm 99% sure no one but me saw or realized what they were looking it. He didn't notice the slide, I dont think he even realizes the toys were left out.

My question: how do I approach telling him that he should probably be putting his sex toys away? I've seen it before, I just didn't realize what it was until tonight. My buddy already has a pretty tough time socializing and we live in a rural area that's not very accepting. We love our friends, but I dunno if this would change things and frankly, I want to save him the embarrassment.

tl;dr: My buddy frequents chat rooms, he left his dildo and lube out, our friends are kind of conservative, and his autism ostracizes him enough. The post is kind of short, if you could please read the whole thing, I'd appreciate it! Please help me.

CheesyDog posted:

that's the smoothest anyone's gotten a dildo behind a desk with a shoe since the Bush administration

fuzzy_logic
May 2, 2009

unfortunately hideous and irreverislbe

Yawgmoth posted:

Looks like Sears is having its final death throes, as they have until 4pm today to find a buyer. Good* luck to Eddie in finding 4.6 billion dollars to buy it through his hedge fund!



*nothing but bad. all the bad, in as many forms as is possible.

Volcott posted:

I'll call today.

Giant Metal Robot posted:

You'll call now.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

:perfect:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I love this so loving much.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


Fuckin flawless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I am so embarrassed that I don’t get it. I blame my brain.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I forgot that ad was for Sears lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvzHMmDDTBI

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Subjunctive posted:

I am so embarrassed that I don’t get it. I blame my brain.

I’m jealous of the fact you don’t have that ad seared into your brain.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Subjunctive posted:

I am so embarrassed that I don’t get it. I blame my brain.

They are referencing an old Sears Kenmore commercial for central AC.

efb, wow that was fast

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Oh, I wonder if that ran in Canada. It doesn’t ring a bell. Thanks!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

WrenP-Complete posted:

They are referencing an old Sears Kenmore commercial for central AC.

efb, wow that was fast

I found it right away because I remembered the phrase "another scorcher" and they used that as the title! Apparently I opened this thread right after that post too, I didn't realize how soon it was
Actually I have magic posting powers ;)

Subjunctive posted:

Oh, I wonder if that ran in Canada. It doesn’t ring a bell. Thanks!

You lucky bastards. That thing played constantly when I was growing up. I guess it makes sense that it wouldn't be shown in Canada since you probably don't get a lot of heat waves!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




They do, they just measure them in celsius so it doesnt sound as hot.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Krankenstyle posted:

i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them

my brand :gonk:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Krankenstyle posted:

i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them

I'm lovin it

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Looks like this guy knows how to have it your way.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Where's the beef.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Shifty Nipples posted:

Where's the beef.

It was actually news when that woman died. Television ran stories on it, and newspapers had obituaries like they have for minor politicians who have shuffled off.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Where’s the corpse

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Say what you will, but this will never not be funny to me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
THE FRESHMAKER

what's this thread about?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Threadon: Apply directly to your forehead!

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Krankenstyle posted:

i freaking love ad slogans & use every opportunity to deploy them

why do people lose their mind if you mention something from an advertisement

it's not like by not mentioning it, suddenly advertising doesn't work on you

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