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Extra Large Marge posted:I liked this 90 day fiance lawyer the best Lmao that's the gooniest motherfucker I've ever seen.
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It was revealed only the Americans get paid for the show. Something pitiful like $500 an episode. The foreigners don’t get paid anything. TLC has a good racket for sure going on.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:yeah and then they release an "extended version" that the guide says is a new episode but it's just the same 2 hours with one or two boring 30 second cut scenes added in. My DVR probably gets 10 “new” episodes of this and Teen Mom every week due to this.
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Extra Large Marge posted:I liked this 90 day fiance lawyer the best Looks like.... sure that’s it. *tugs collar*
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Extra Large Marge posted:Hi Mom, I'd like you to meet my new wife. She was kicked out of Brazil for being too obnoxious. Also she hates you so you'll need to leave the house in the next few hours. Please help me try to make this work. This couple is my favorite on the show cause they’re both such terrible people, they kind of deserve each other I love how she shat on Las Vegas too cause it really is like mars: hot, sandy, and lovely Demon Of The Fall posted:Hey guys. I’m a kid who knocked up a young Russian girl visiting America who I hung out with for like 3 days maybe. I travel to Russia and after she gives birth, I seriously consider on camera kidnapping the baby. This couple makes me genuinely uncomfortable though. That guy seems legit abusive and honestly I hope some Russian authorities stop him from outright kidnapping the child Burt Sexual posted:I’ve always wondered how is this poo poo legal. me too. It feels like most of these relationships are really terrible: the American is trying to import a mail order spouse as a way to hold power over someone that would normally be out of their league, and the foreign spouse either feels like they’re trying to win the lottery or are just helplessly swept up in some terrible arrangement the only one that doesn’t feel like that is the military dad and the rich Asian lady. That one seems more typical of people who served in the Air Force or navy. That guy is a complete scumbag for ditching his daughters though My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Dec 31, 2018 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:It was revealed only the Americans get paid for the show. Something pitiful like $500 an episode. The foreigners don’t get paid anything. TLC has a good racket for sure going on. hahahah 500 bucks an episode to be humiliated in front of millions.
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You can find the dick pics of Coltee online or I can post a picture of my rear end and weiner with my weiner sticking out behind my legs because the picture looks like he's doing that but he's not his dick is just really shriveled.
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/\/\ His micropeen sort of looks like a poop sticking out from his buttcheeks. Apparently there's a video of Fernanda blowing Jonathan's remarkably average penis. She accidently went live on Instagram while intending to record a video of it.
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Who was the one that was pissed the American dude had to pay child support? And she had a kid and complaining that his place was too small for the three of them? They really seem to play up the gold digger stereotype of the Asian ladies.
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whats the one where its the hot south american girl and the closet case heartland dude. or the one where he takes the girl home to her parents and they play charades.
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Hate myself for getting into this show this season with my wife. They definitely have them reenact arguments if they don't happen when a camera is there (see Blondie's fight with her friend in the yard) Everyone is so dumb, the Indonesian woman is evil, and Fernanda and Jonathan are at least idiots who are mostly on the same page. Everyone else is seriously looking at their relationships with some hosed up perspectives. Midwest loser literally said he was considering flying to the Middle East and fight ISIS, dude is hardcore depressed and retarded.
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My wife DMed Colt on Instagram for a laugh and within 15 minutes he replied and started poo poo talking his fiancé
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Extra Large Marge posted:I liked this 90 day fiance lawyer the best It looks like he's got pubes for facial hair.
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Carl Seitan posted:/\/\ His micropeen sort of looks like a poop sticking out from his buttcheeks. it was just a handy, and he isn't even hard.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:whats the one where its the hot south american girl and the closet case heartland dude. or the one where he takes the girl home to her parents and they play charades. that's paola. they're having a kid. https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-paola-does-baby-mama-dance-as-due-date-nears/ the charades one was the brazilian i posted about earlier how sad it was she's still with that dude and they got a kid.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:it was just a handy, and he isn't even hard. I saw a short clip, probably the one you saw. I read there was a full length vid.
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Groovelord Neato posted:that's paola. they're having a kid. https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-paola-does-baby-mama-dance-as-due-date-nears/ i mean i am glad the paola one worked out. what was the full story of the charades rear end in a top hat.
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i just looked it up and he met her when she was 12 while on his mission trip.quote:“We want to make this very clear,” Alan said in the video. “There was no romantic relation at all when I was on my mission and anyone who thinks that or led to believe that — cause we never said that — it’s absolutely, completely bulls–t.” they got a son now.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i just looked it up and he met her when she was 12 while on his mission trip. eww. thats so much worse then thinking he is just gross religious nut moron who lives with his mom captain kangaroo and his weird pencil thin dad playing weird party games because a con man made some poo poo up a hundred plus years ago. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Dec 31, 2018 |
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Another good couple was the Dutch model and the Connecticut milf from last season. Their drama was top notch and you could feel they really despised each other.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Another good couple was the Dutch model and the Connecticut milf from last season. Their drama was top notch and you could feel they really despised each other. god drat it, what happend. i haven't watched the show in years.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I thoroughly enjoy watching this trainwreck of a show. If you're somehow unaware, it's a (probably entirely scripted if not outright fake) reality show about couples who meet, then use the K1 Visa program to have 90 days to wed. We've been binging it. It's hilarious. I went to elementary school with one of the girls on the show which makes it extra hilarious
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This thread would improve with more pictures.
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Can I post that vid of Coltee's dick? There's a picture too.
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Burt Sexual posted:This thread would improve with more pictures. I think this is a summary of the Colt and whoever one? 
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Sponge Baathist posted:Can I post that vid of Coltee's dick? There's a picture too. Do it. I kind of need to see this without searching for "colt from 90 day fiance cock pic"
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Fabulousity posted:I think this is a summary of the Colt and whoever one? thats most of them though.
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Burt Sexual posted:This thread would improve with more pictures. this is the guy that met her when she was 12 while on a mormon mission trip (he was 20 at the time) 
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Another good pic that I don’t currently have would be the Cheeto finger driving and screaming. And that scene in particular made me angry unless they cut some part where he was told not to do that. Kalani, the guy was floored by traffic not like a week ago. Unless you told him “don’t take the baby out of the car seat” how is he supposed to know? I mean granted you can kind of reason it out, but I feel like he tried to solve a problem in the best way he knew and then got chewed out like he intentionally chucked the baby traffic. Then again I guess if these couples communicated well, there wouldn’t be much of a show.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Another good pic that I don’t currently have would be the Cheeto finger driving and screaming.  
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Lmao I forgot about her Cheeto fingers.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Do it. I kind of need to see this without searching for "colt from 90 day fiance cock pic" here's the pic he took of his mangled dick and here's his jerkoff video Both fall in line with  more than  . You've been warned but that won't stop anyone.it looks like a burned polish sausage
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Sponge Baathist posted:here's the pic he took of his mangled dick Was expecting Goatse. Didn't get Goatse. Would've preferred Goatse.
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feeling significantly better about my terrible penis right now also why would you not take your socks off that is an act of nihilism
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Larissa, stop being such a bitch and get me and my mom some more popcorn. While you're over here you need to take over. Debbie's just mashing it at this point.
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Transactional relationships like the ones in this show make me sad. For both parties. "I am prepared to act as a cook, cleaner, maid, and fuckdoll for basically a stranger who rarely bothers to even learn my language or adapt to any of my cultural practices, because they will provide room and board for me and my child." Sucks arse. on the same token, "I am so desperate for companionship that I will destroy all of my existing familial relationships, and uproot my entire life to have a stranger who I can barely understand move into my house, and spend money and time I don't have to exclusively keep them happy" also sucks arse. I know both of those scenarios are cliches, but both are represented on the show. And these are the ones who go in eyes open. What is worse is the innocents who expect/hope for actual love and are crushed when the man of their dreams is actually a 50 year old living in a suburban rathole piled high with beer cans and cheeto bags, or their blushing bride turns out to be a gold digging harpy constantly demanding more of you than you have to give. Please forgive the sexism of some of the above sentiments.
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is the guy that met her when she was 12 while on a mormon mission trip (he was 20 at the time) What a piece of poo poo. She married waaaaay down. He must dick her down for Jesus.
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Salty Josh posted:What a piece of poo poo. Pretty sure marrying an American is in fact marrying up for 99% of the rest of the planet
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