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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

theflyingorc posted:

why do people lose their mind if you mention something from an advertisement

it's not like by not mentioning it, suddenly advertising doesn't work on you

Woke enough to realize corporations are bad, still not great with context and humor

:synpa:

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

theflyingorc posted:

why do people lose their mind if you mention something from an advertisement

it's not like by not mentioning it, suddenly advertising doesn't work on you

Virtue signalling.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

holy gently caress

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Dameius posted:

Threadon: Apply directly to your forethread!

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Skypie posted:

Working to book some stuff for our honeymoon and order a few things. The wife wanted to get some lingerie

And let me express a frustration I've had for years: I really fuckin hate that "intimate" wear for men is a joke. As in, it's almost always a literal joke about elephant trunks or something. I don't really know what I'd want it to be, but it's all basically jokes or weird fetish wear. Maybe it's just aimed at other demographics and not meant to appeal to cishet dudes like me, but I do wish I could find intimate wear to match hers that didn't make me feel like someone was having a laugh at my expense

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Funnier considering the thread it's from.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Lobok posted:

Funnier considering the thread it's from.

that was a journey

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Lobok posted:

Funnier considering the thread it's from.

:wtc:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

The WoW subforum is a magical place :getin:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The WoW chat thread is the only reason to go to that subforum.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Lobok posted:

Funnier considering the thread it's from.

I clearly lost the game of "guess the thread"

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Spanish Manlove posted:

I clearly lost the game of "guess the thread"

WoW Chat is basically easy mode for that game.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
I got probated in the wow chat tread lol

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I like to think he just hasn't ever heard of male underwear

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Someone linked
https://shop.hommemystere.com

Which pretty much just looks like womens underwear sized better for men

Meundies has matching men's and women's bottoms but they are kinda more cutesy than sexy
https://www.meundies.com/matching-pairs

I think just silk boxers in a matching color would fit what this dude's looking for just fine. Lol that he could only find novelty penis joke underwear though.

Edit reminds me of something disturbing I found on etsy a while back

:gonk:

Dixville has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jan 1, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Please tell me there's an oblivion mod for that.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Phy posted:

I went to the casbah, I was feeling Sharif-y
But I didn't like it and I lost my guarantee fee

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

SCIFI DOES NOT RHYME WITH BEEFY WHAT THE gently caress?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

CannonFodder posted:

SCIFI DOES NOT RHYME WITH BEEFY WHAT THE gently caress?

In some countries WiFi is pronounced wee-fee so maybe it's the same as Sci-Fi.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
See-ince feeection

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Lobok posted:

In some countries WiFi is pronounced wee-fee so maybe it's the same as Sci-Fi.

I've heard it pronounced "skiffy" before now. Usually by people I could never tire of punching, but still.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeest-in feeection

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dixville posted:

Edit reminds me of something disturbing I found on etsy a while back

:gonk:

Missed opportunity for "You know you want me baby!" in the description.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Lobok posted:

In some countries WiFi is pronounced wee-fee so maybe it's the same as Sci-Fi.

Dixville posted:

See-ince feeection
This is triggering me so much right now.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
All the girlies say I'm pretty flee for a wheet gee

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Dixville posted:

Edit reminds me of something disturbing I found on etsy a while back

:gonk:

"Watch me grooo-ooow!"

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

CannonFodder posted:

This is triggering me so much right now.

:same:

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy
A lot of people ITT who never hung out in Barrens chat or /trade.


Dixville posted:

Someone linked
https://shop.hommemystere.com

Which pretty much just looks like womens underwear sized better for men

Meundies has matching men's and women's bottoms but they are kinda more cutesy than sexy
https://www.meundies.com/matching-pairs

I think just silk boxers in a matching color would fit what this dude's looking for just fine. Lol that he could only find novelty penis joke underwear though.

Edit reminds me of something disturbing I found on etsy a while back

:gonk:
My fiance just buys thongs and wears those. :shrug: He's bi and not insecure about appearing feminine though, so that might make it easier for him to just see it as sexy undies and not :sparkles:GIRL UNDIES:sparkles:

Also, does anyone have the original kramering around copypasta around?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Smoke posted:



Correct sticker orientation is an important job.

MizPiz posted:

Bold strategy to try to get conservatives to support public transportation

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
The dude on the left with the pimp cane

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Epstein's new ride looking rough.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
During a discussion on Asimov's laws, and the Zeroth law:

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm robot Tython inventing the minuth oneth law about punching humanth in the fathe.

I'm gonna be giggling about this all morning

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

CheesyDog posted:

that's the smoothest anyone's gotten a dildo behind a desk with a shoe since the Bush administration

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

My wife follows a blogger who went in for a GYN visit because she had some weird smelling discharge. Doc says that it's "definitely BV" (bacterial vaginosis) and she heard it as "beefy", like doc was describing the smell. She was stunned and surprised at how casually the doc was throwing around "beefy" as an adjective.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

canyoneer posted:

My wife follows a blogger who went in for a GYN visit because she had some weird smelling discharge. Doc says that it's "definitely BV" (bacterial vaginosis) and she heard it as "beefy", like doc was describing the smell. She was stunned and surprised at how casually the doc was throwing around "beefy" as an adjective.

lolling irl

*stands up from between stirrups, pushes glasses up nose* Mm-hmm, yup. That's definitely beefy. I'm gonna write you a prescription to de-beef your party hole.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

lolling irl

*stands up from between stirrups, pushes glasses up nose* Mm-hmm, yup. That's definitely beefy. I'm gonna write you a prescription to de-beef your party hole.

All Beef Party Hole would be a good user name

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Cubone posted:

I'm the liars

quote:

“JUMPED ON BED - TOOTHBRUSH WAS ON BED AND WENT UP PATIENT’S RECTUM”
“SAT DOWN ON THE SOFA AND ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BALL POINT PEN, PEN LODGES IN RECTUM”

e: allegedly doctors colloquially refer to this kind of injury as SIG's, or "self-inflicted gerbils"
just wanted to share that

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Need to be determined to lose a toothbrush up there. Kinda impressed.

Unless you're going bristle first. Gotta be positive you know what you're doing in that case.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Outrail posted:

Need to be determined to lose a toothbrush up there. Kinda impressed.

Unless you're going bristle first. Gotta be positive you know what you're doing in that case.

Gotta clean it out occasionally

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