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Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Well, neat little simplistic background, the shading is nicely done, the colors have a nice contras--- :barf: Nope, couldn't do it. Like, sure, whatever gets you off, I won't judge (for the most part) but why ink it permanently on your body.

Which of course reminds me of those diaper furry fetish tats... thanks for that :suicide:


Here, have some "woke" flat earthers instead:






And for fun, a 2 pink 1 stink "SFW" tat:

Knee has a new favorite as of 05:17 on Jan 3, 2019

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbvndmKlaL8&hd=1

Also fukn lol at the space shuttle cursor captured by the unregistered hypercam

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

Chair tattoo is cool, Gramps. Live a little ya loving dorks

mash the two and get a single thin line tribal you goober

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Knee posted:

I like art... but I find stuff like this boring and ask myself "why make it permanent on your body?"



That's an Eames chair, from the same folks who made that lounge chair a couple posts up. It's a classic example of mid century modern figure that runs for about $300 just for new reproductions. Combine that with the minimalist style of the tattoo and the person is telling you quite a bit about their interests.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

That's an Eames chair, from the same folks who made that lounge chair a couple posts up. It's a classic example of mid century modern figure that runs for about $300 just for new reproductions. Combine that with the minimalist style of the tattoo and the person is telling you quite a bit about their interests.

My interests include: furniture, tattoos, and pretentiousness

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

The Bloop posted:

My interests include: furniture, tattoos, and pretentiousness

Hello there.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Blue Footed Booby posted:

That's an Eames chair, from the same folks who made that lounge chair a couple posts up. It's a classic example of mid century modern figure that runs for about $300 just for new reproductions. Combine that with the minimalist style of the tattoo and the person is telling you quite a bit about their interests.

They probably go home to a house filled with dark Edwardian overstuffed furniture, cut glass, and knick-knacks, look at this tattoo, and smile at how they've duped the world.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/LloydLegalist/status/1078820384772886528

Hello Ketene
Dec 30, 2011

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Unless I'm thinking of a different dude with a similar tattoo, didn't his mistress end up murdering his wife, or something similar? Basically, everyone involved was awful.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Twitch posted:

Unless I'm thinking of a different dude with a similar tattoo, didn't his mistress end up murdering his wife, or something similar? Basically, everyone involved was awful.

Considering the tattoo looks to be done yesterday she would have worked pretty fast.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This. This will definitely fix your marriage.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wow, way to butcher the design from "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

His wife should go through with a red ink tattoo and correct all the spelling errors.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Wrong thread

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Twitch posted:

Unless I'm thinking of a different dude with a similar tattoo, didn't his mistress end up murdering his wife, or something similar? Basically, everyone involved was awful.

Are you thinking of Jason Rohde? He murdered his wife, but he got her name tattooed on him after an earlier affair as a gesture of trustworthiness.

Oh, I bet you’re thinking of the Tammy Moorer/Sidney Moorer kidnapping and probably murder of Heather Elvis.

It is weird that there are at least two murder cases that involve punishment tattoos. :thunkher:

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 23:21 on Jan 3, 2019

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

AlbieQuirky posted:

Are you thinking of Jason Rohde? He murdered his wife, but he got her name tattooed on him after an earlier affair as a gesture of trustworthiness.

Oh, I bet you’re thinking of the Tammy Moorer/Sidney Moorer kidnapping and probably murder of Heather Elvis.

It is weird that there are at least two murder cases that involve punishment tattoos. :thunkher:

Yeah, I was thinking of the Moorer/Elvis one, I didn't notice the date on that guy's crazy tattoo. I hate to say it, but more people need to get divorced.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


This may fall under the cheaper to keep her clause.

I highly doubt it and question any person who wants to keep a cheater.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

LingcodKilla posted:

This may fall under the cheaper to keep her clause.

I highly doubt it and question any person who wants to keep a cheater.

exactly. like, keeping them is cheaper in what currency? intangible assets like self-respect and peace of mind are criminally undervalued in that philosophy imo

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SatansOnion posted:

exactly. like, keeping them is cheaper in what currency? intangible assets like self-respect and peace of mind are criminally undervalued in that philosophy imo

If the dude got that tattoo he has no self-esteem.

If the woman wants to keep a guy like that she has no self-value.

So they are probably perfect for each other.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That should just be considered too unethical to say yes to as an artist, but anything for a buck I guess.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





Video game reference?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Johnny Truant posted:

Video game reference?

Linkin Park.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Subjunctive posted:

Linkin Park.

I thought it was LA Gears light up shoes. Not sure which is better.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

I can't tell what's artsy paint splatter dots and what's acne.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Guessing it's a tribute to Chester Bennington, who committed suicide a couple years ago (the "light" going out).

Shame they went for the bruise/acne style.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

hyperhazard posted:

Guessing it's a tribute to Chester Bennington, who committed suicide a couple years ago (the "light" going out).

It’s a lyric from one of their songs.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I think what gets me the most is that the lettering doesn't follow the circle of the logo.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man


Ball so hard, since we here
It's only right that we be fair
Psycho, I'm liable to go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6

This is blessed my dude.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Tribute tattoos? Welp.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I always get the shittiest scrabble hand

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


He couldn’t even line up the letters?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



LingcodKilla posted:

He couldn’t even line up the letters?

What are you talking about? It lines up perfectly.

IF
MOVAORW
NGRD

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Moviefone? I didn’t realize that was still around.


It’s me, I’m Fard.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If they give a hand job do they only stroke in one direction?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

LingcodKilla posted:

If they give a hand job do they only stroke in one direction?

Call it Theta-D

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Moviefone? I didn’t realize that was still around.


It’s me, I’m Fard.

I also tried to work out why this person had a moviefone tattoo

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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

History Comes Inside! posted:

I also tried to work out why this person had a moviefone tattoo

Me three. :hfive:

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