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Hexyflexy posted:I remember that post specifically because about the time he wrote it a (now very very ex) mate of mine went into British army intelligence and pretty much overnight turned into one of those people. My wife's friend got married up with a TACP turned recruiter dude. I showed my Wife shim's post and she showed me homegirls social media. So far those two have followed the roadmap to their second child, 9 months after their first. poo poo is a god damned prophesy, like it was a sparknotes page on someone's life.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:36 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:53 |
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Anyone able to dig it up? I'd love to read it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:43 |
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Found it, down in the archives. Question: quote:
Answer: quote:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them. e: logged in, word filter was bad. Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jan 3, 2019 |
# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:51 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Answer: This is too real, and applies to Air Force Enlisted men too.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 16:58 |
Did it actually line up to the intended poster so far? I remember reading it in the full context before and the poster was like "lol ok whatever" Just wondering how that actually turned out. Schadenfreude sustains me.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:01 |
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That excerpt is in the GiP coffee table art book and I showed it to a few of the more socially adept intel folks I know. They could see a few people it applied to!
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:31 |
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PBJ posted:I remember attempting to join the AF to try for Cyber/Intel like every sperg who had a few IT certs, but got denied a vision waiver (apparently the doc at MEPS said it was one of the worst vision scores she'd in 10 years). Recruiter said I could maaaaybe make it into the Army if they were generous or go for LASIK once I was older and reapply, but I said no thank you because I'm not a moron, and took my college debt like a normal person. I talked to recruiters from all three branches when I lived in the US (gently caress no I won't be a Marine), but Jesus gently caress the recruiters would lie their asses off to get me to continue the process. I was in the Army in my home country, ten years, did two combat deployments and got out at the equivalent of E6 or so, and recruiters would tell me I could join up at near to that rank since it was NATO and I still held NATO Top Secret back home (no, I definitely couldn't). Got warned off by people here before I got very far at all, actually, and now I'll never live in the US again so it's a moot point, but the way recruiters would lie to my face just to keep their numbers up was a bit of a shock to me.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:34 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080858959404240896?s=19 https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/1080859857635430401?s=19
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:41 |
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I maintain that a very significant amount of the hate is driven by thirst.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:54 |
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080858959404240896?s=19 This is our loving president.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 17:58 |
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080858959404240896?s=19 And it will work.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:05 |
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mlmp08 posted:I maintain that a very significant amount of the hate is driven by thirst. I believe it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:17 |
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Nuclear War posted:I talked to recruiters from all three branches when I lived in the US (gently caress no I won't be a Marine), but Jesus gently caress the recruiters would lie their asses off to get me to continue the process. I was in the Army in my home country, ten years, did two combat deployments and got out at the equivalent of E6 or so, and recruiters would tell me I could join up at near to that rank since it was NATO and I still held NATO Top Secret back home (no, I definitely couldn't). Got warned off by people here before I got very far at all, actually, and now I'll never live in the US again so it's a moot point, but the way recruiters would lie to my face just to keep their numbers up was a bit of a shock to me. I had an Army recruiter try to get me to drop out of ROTC (for which I had a full scholarship) and enlist "because you can always go green to gold later."
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:18 |
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I gotta admit. That is a p sick burn. Would rate 5 on a photoshop phriday
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:21 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:And it will work. He is the CHUD whisperer. As long as he gives them room to be publicly bigoted fucks spewing hatred they will never abandon him. Until the next guy comes along and goes full fascist, openly declaring that the minority target of the day needs to suffer and be punished not just protected against. THAT guy will run away with the Republican base.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:23 |
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psydude posted:I had an Army recruiter try to get me to drop out of ROTC (for which I had a full scholarship) and enlist "because you can always go green to gold later." I had a recruiter do more than he was required to help me out with ROTC applications, then all of a sudden toward the end of the school year, he and also his station company commander started calling me saying they could send me to airborne instead and ensure I was on the "front lines" and "hands-on" if I turned down my 4-year scholarship. This would've put me into enlisting essentially as OIF 1 kicked off instead of going to school.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:24 |
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Liz Warren is just about the worst candidate we could put up against Trump. I like her politics, don’t get me wrong. But Trump will crush her. We need someone that can metaphorically punch trump in the nose over and over again. Give me Tammy Duckworth and let her call him bone spurs in chief. I’ll go door to door in my red as gently caress town for Duckworth. Maybe Warren can be Vice President. I’d love to see an all female ticket win.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:25 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Liz Warren is just about the worst candidate we could put up against Trump. I like her politics, don’t get me wrong. But Trump will crush her. We need someone that can metaphorically punch trump in the nose over and over again. Let me just say thank you for not pivoting to Biden. Cause boy, as much as I didn't like Clinton as a candidate, it gets my eyebrows raised when someone dogs on Warren for "electability" or "likeability" or "progressive credentials" and then suggests Biden.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:28 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Liz Warren is just about the worst candidate we could put up against Trump. I like her politics, don’t get me wrong. But Trump will crush her. We need someone that can metaphorically punch trump in the nose over and over again. That will be really hard to do, the problem with that man is punching him is like punching a bag of mouldy potatoes - you can't make it look any worse than it already is.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:32 |
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mlmp08 posted:Let me just say thank you for not pivoting to Biden. Cause boy, as much as I didn't like Clinton as a candidate, it gets my eyebrows raised when someone dogs on Warren for "electability" or "likeability" or "progressive credentials" and then suggests Biden.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:33 |
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mlmp08 posted:Let me just say thank you for not pivoting to Biden. Cause boy, as much as I didn't like Clinton as a candidate, it gets my eyebrows raised when someone dogs on Warren for "electability" or "likeability" or "progressive credentials" and then suggests Biden. I personally like Biden but he’s not the candidate we need, plus his time has passed. He was a great VP, and he’s a good man. Just not what we need. Does anyone have a good run down on Tammy Duckworth’s policies/politics? I know she’s not a declared candidate but I’d be really interested in reading her stances.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:34 |
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I wish bernie wasn't a dinosaur but he is so the best thing bernie can do is try and throw his fairly large support behind someone who isn't lovely, which is going to be hard this election cycle
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:35 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Liz Warren is just about the worst candidate we could put up against Trump. I like her politics, don’t get me wrong. But Trump will crush her. We need someone that can metaphorically punch trump in the nose over and over again. We need a loving strong personality.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:35 |
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Liz Warren's DNA test stunt was such a loving massive self own and she has done nothing in the aftermath to show that she can handle the slightest bit of heat from the GOP or even her own party.
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dscruffy1 posted:That excerpt is in the GiP coffee table art book and I showed it to a few of the more socially adept intel folks I know. They could see a few people it applied to! There either needs to be a reprint or a pdf version or just an extended edition
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:42 |
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Fallom posted:Liz Warren's DNA test stunt was such a loving massive self own and she has done nothing in the aftermath to show that she can handle the slightest bit of heat from the GOP or even her own party. Yeah, while trump is shooting himself in the foot every day to decent people, warren just said fuckin' hold my beer and did the exact same with that stupid poo poo except that both sides hated her for it
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:45 |
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psydude posted:I had an Army recruiter try to get me to drop out of ROTC (for which I had a full scholarship) and enlist "because you can always go green to gold later." As I was finishing my degree, I had a Marine officer recruiter try to neg me into commissioning.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:47 |
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LMAO ok c'mon guys this is pretty funny
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:49 |
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I just couldn’t care less if she has a little native in her. In fact if she was dating John Redcorn id be impressed. Get some girl!
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:51 |
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That's a solid burn and I'm not gonna pretend otherwise just because I hate the messenger with every fiber of my being.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:54 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:As I was finishing my degree, I had a Marine officer recruiter try to neg me into commissioning. Did you tell him you've hosed more Marines than he had?
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:55 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:Did you tell him you've hosed more Marines than he had? god drat, that's good one. No I told him I saw how Marines were treated like animals on Okinawa and wanted no part of that.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:56 |
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I'm pretty confident that no matter who the Dems run the establishment boomer Dems will cannibalize, tear them down, lose the election and blame millenials
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:57 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:As I was finishing my degree, I had a Marine officer recruiter try to neg me into commissioning. The Marines sent me a few letters on that too. The Army ROTC recruiter spammed my university e-mail account at least a dozen times over my last semester this fall even after I repeatedly told her that I'm a. in my mid 30s, b. in my last semester before graduation, and c. VA rated to the point that there's no way I'd pass a commissioning physical. It's really not a good look for the Army that she was so incompetent as to keep spamming me over and over when I'm obviously not interested or a qualified candidate. Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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Hell, I don't think the Army stopped calling me and trying to recruit me until I'd been on active duty for 2-3 years already. What finally got them to stop was when I got an Email while I was deployed and I wrote back "I absolutely refuse to enlist, and you cannot change my mind." He wrote back a pretty simple "Why is that?" and I replied with "I'm deployed with the Army right now." No new calls or Emails!
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 19:00 |
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I had a Marine Reserve recruiter call me after I'd been in the guard for a year. Highlights were "I can get you out of that bro!" and telling me that I could supplement my income by going on welfare.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 19:02 |
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Casimir Radon posted:I could supplement my income by going on welfare. Hey, not a bad plan for a boot, honestly!
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 19:04 |
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1080888331817439234?s=20
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Liz Warren is just about the worst candidate we could put up against Trump. I like her politics, don’t get me wrong. But Trump will crush her. We need someone that can metaphorically punch trump in the nose over and over again. Yeah same. I think Warren could be a good president and I like her policies so far based on what she's advocated in the senate. But, she can't beat Trump in the general and I don't trust her to run well in the campaign so I can't support her as a candidate. Her as a VP is a good call and would be nice to see. An all woman ticket would also be pretty rad.
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:53 |
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Don't handwring too much about the Pocahontas bullshit. Now that Trump has been President for a few years, and actually has done dumb stuff as President, it's a hell of a lot easier to counter. Plus, he tried to nationalize the 2018 and lost badly. "WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO POCAHONTAS ABOUT ANYTHING" "Well, as President, you said you would take on Wall Street, but instead, your administration is full of Wall Streeters. Oh, and the stock market is worse than under Obama." "BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW POCAHONTAS" "Well I know your tax cut got a billionaire $1 million and a regular worker $100" Not saying that Warren is the best, just don't assume that she'll turn into a corn cob immediately. Not to mention if the Pocahontas poo poo becomes standard messaging, I GUARANTEE someone in the Republican establishment will say some racist garbage and accelerate things.
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# ? Jan 3, 2019 19:20 |