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Jan 6, 2019 21:56
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You might be a redneck wizard when the sorting hat puts you into a mobile home.
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Jan 6, 2019 22:06
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Hurpy Durper an' that there Chamber o' Secrets (the secret is cousinfucking)
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Jan 6, 2019 22:07
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Tarnation Ted and the Tennessee Tabernacle
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Jan 6, 2019 22:10
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Avada Dentava is a shocking curse that knocks out all but two of your teeth Also, First-year students will require: Three Sets of Plain Bib Overalls (Black) One Plain John Deere baseball hat (Black) for day wear One Pair of Protective Gloves (welder's or similar) One Winter Jacket (Mossy Oak, silver fastenings) Please note that all student's clothes should carry name-tags at all times. Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 22:32 on Jan 6, 2019 |
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Jan 6, 2019 22:27
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Whomping Whippets
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Jan 6, 2019 22:34
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Avada Dentava is a shocking curse that knocks out all but two of your teeth
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Jan 6, 2019 22:41
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Natural Pumpkin Ice
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Jan 6, 2019 22:46
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Screaming Idiot posted:That Guy We Ain't Gonna Name This is incredible
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Jan 7, 2019 00:17
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Kharmakazy posted:I don't understand why anyone cares. It's just the magic equivalent of what actual rich people did before plumbing. No it isn't? People would mostly either poo poo in an outdoor cesspit (directly or indirectly) or a vessel which they emptied out somewhere (often somewhere unsanitary like a river). The phrasing "relieve themselves where they stood" makes it sound like the wizards just stood there during a conversation, casually started pissing and making GBS threads in full view of each other, and then magic'd it away only after completion. It would have been more intuitive that they did something like excuse themselves to a private place to use a pot which automatically vanished its contents. It's just really weird phrasing that can't help but conjure up an AUG mental image.
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Jan 7, 2019 02:00
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I hate to break it to you but they just pissed in the hallways in palaces. https://lifeoftheroyals.wordpress.com/2014/08/04/the-toilets-or-lack-of-of-versailles/
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Jan 7, 2019 02:28
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Screaming Idiot posted:That Guy We Ain't Gonna Name That feller who ain't quite right.
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Jan 7, 2019 02:45
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cool kids inc. posted:That feller
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Jan 7, 2019 03:33
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Oooh, lookit me! I'm vole-dee-more-tay! Laa, deeee dah!
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Jan 7, 2019 03:41
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Johnny Lee Ross and the Cur-sed Crawdad
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Jan 7, 2019 04:08
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alabam.
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Jan 7, 2019 04:14
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AlbieQuirky posted:Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alabam. 
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Jan 7, 2019 04:30
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HP and the Goblet of Corn Squeezins
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Jan 7, 2019 04:59
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HP and the Pillhusslers Meth
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Jan 7, 2019 05:05
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Harry Potter and the Cousins of Marryin'
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Jan 7, 2019 05:58
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Kharmakazy posted:I hate to break it to you but they just pissed in the hallways in palaces. lol Even worse than poo in the hallways, one Princess d’Harcourt obviously thought she needed no toilet at all, and just relieved herself while walking! Her dresses were disgusting, and she always left a trail wherever she walked. Apparently, this habit was an old French habit.
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Jan 7, 2019 06:45
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Harry Potter and the Half Cousin Bride Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Skoal Quidditch but played riding tractors instead of brooms
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Jan 7, 2019 07:14
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BrigadierSensible posted:If my understanding of the Harry Potter world is right it is that creativity is actively discouraged if not actually punished. I remember a bit in one of the books where one of the mage police is arguing with an old wizard about wearing pants to not stand out in case of muggles and the old wizard insisting he's worn robes all his life like everyone else in his family and he wasn't about to change now and there was nothing wrong with getting some air around his privates anyway. It's like the more you really start thinking about the reality of the Wizarding World, it's really more horrific than wonderful.
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Jan 7, 2019 09:01
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Redneck Wizard And The Half Blood Lynching
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Jan 7, 2019 09:01
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M_Sinistrari posted:I remember a bit in one of the books where one of the mage police is arguing with an old wizard about wearing pants to not stand out in case of muggles and the old wizard insisting he's worn robes all his life like everyone else in his family and he wasn't about to change now and there was nothing wrong with getting some air around his privates anyway. The wizards were an alegory for the upper classes. And the purebloods were an alegory for the upper-upper classes.
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Jan 7, 2019 10:04
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah but royalty still had latrines before indoor plumbing. They didn't just drop trou and take a dump on their throne in the middle of holding court and wait for someone to wipe it up. Some castles were built with toilets overhanging the moat, for example.
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Jan 7, 2019 10:36
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Groke posted:Some castles were built with toilets overhanging the moat, for example. This would often be the best way of infiltrating the castle with a small squad of soldiers to open the gates, or assassinate the lord.
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Jan 7, 2019 10:57
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Tashilicious posted:This would often be the best way of infiltrating the castle with a small squad of soldiers to open the gates, or assassinate the lord. No poo poo?
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Jan 7, 2019 13:23
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:No poo poo? Still less crappy than being first up the ladder to get a facefull of boiling oil.
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Jan 7, 2019 13:29
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Tashilicious posted:Still less crappy than being first up the ladder to get a facefull of boiling oil. With the kind of crap they used to eat, you still might.
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Jan 7, 2019 13:59
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Tashilicious posted:This would often be the best way of infiltrating the castle with a small squad of soldiers to open the gates, or assassinate the lord. I mean it was great unless you got stuck. Then you just suffocated or dehydrated to death in a poop chute.
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Jan 7, 2019 16:14
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chitoryu12 posted:I mean it was great unless you got stuck. Then you just suffocated or dehydrated to death in a poop chute. Well, in the first place you were already a soldier in the middle ages, so that's pretty far from the worst thing that could happen to you.
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Jan 7, 2019 17:15
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chitoryu12 posted:I mean it was great unless you got stuck. Then you just suffocated or dehydrated to death in a poop chute. But enough about my pet gerbil.
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Jan 7, 2019 17:40
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Welcome to 2019:
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Jan 8, 2019 00:16
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Jan 8, 2019 00:17
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AUG: the human brain is made of 60% fat
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Jan 8, 2019 00:38
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:AUG: the human brain is made of 60% fat That would explain a lot, actually.
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Jan 8, 2019 01:09
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Groke posted:Well, in the first place you were already a soldier in the middle ages, so that's pretty far from the worst thing that could happen to you. I think drowning in poo poo has always been pretty high in the "That Sucks Dude" scale of deaths.
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Jan 8, 2019 01:16
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The brain really is nearly 60% fat, though.
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Jan 8, 2019 02:12
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:AUG: the human brain is made of 60% fat And you only use 10% of it
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