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MarcusSA posted:Hey man the poop stuff works great.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 01:31 |
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7 months ago I bought a fitbit blaze at Costco because my old small capsule Fitbit (basically a step tracker only) got lost. I didn’t really like it because it was bigger and I often took it off and would forget to put it back on. It’s just been sitting on my kitchen counter for the last 2 months. Last week I found the tiny capsule (it fell behind the fridge) and today I returned the blaze and told them it just wasn’t being used. Lady didn’t bat an eye and put the money back on my debit card. Then I bought a box of clementines and a bag of the CP chicken breasts for making chicken burgers. Happy ending.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 01:50 |
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:Went to Costco yesterday for fancy folding chairs, got the last two. No sherpa blankets. A couple interesting new things: This poop stuff looks great but remember SPRAY THE WATER BEFORE YOU POOP INTO IT. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 16:51 |
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Oh poo poo, you mean I wasn't supposed to spray directly into my butthole?
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:49 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Oh poo poo, you mean I wasn't supposed to spray directly into my butthole? Well I mean you could try and report back.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:50 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Oh poo poo, you mean I wasn't supposed to spray directly into my butthole? That's what I do because that is where the liquid comes out at...
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:51 |
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Trastion posted:That's what I do because that is where the liquid comes out at... If liquid keeps coming out of your rear end, please see a doctor.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 19:55 |
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Pro-tip; spray directly onto rear end in a top hat and all your farts for the rest of the day will be lemony-fresh
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 20:08 |
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pnumoman posted:If liquid keeps coming out of your rear end, please see a doctor. I am a doctor...
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 20:35 |
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Trastion posted:I am a doctor... Well, I guess you're poo poo outta luck.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 21:38 |
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Another protip: Lift the seat before you spray. You might think you have it low enough in the bowl to spray with the seat down, but no, you don't. You'll sit down and then your rear end will be wet. On the plus side, you'll smell better for a while.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:46 |
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pnumoman posted:Well, I guess you're poo poo outta luck. Couldn't he just look at his own butthole via a complicated multi-mirror apparatus?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 00:06 |
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pnumoman posted:Well, I guess you're poo poo outta luck. I wanna change my answer. Physician, poo poo thyself.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 00:23 |
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uli2000 posted:A good sister buys you a Costco membership. A smart sister adds you to their executive account and reaps the rewards of your spending. I upgraded to executive today bc my mom has a card on my account and she spends at Costco like a drunken sailor then I got home and read the terms & conditions and it says on the website that only the card of the Primary Account Holder actually gets the 2% cashback. Is this true?? Did I play myself???
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 09:52 |
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PBUC for today when I attended I found BOGO rye whiskey
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 20:38 |
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Turns out you can't return liquor in Michigan because individuals don't have liquor licenses in order to perform the transaction. Guess who now has a $70 bottle of 12 year single malt that can't be returned? Yes, the same person that passed up the 3 pack for $99 2 months ago.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 01:38 |
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My Costco Christmas tree is over a month old and still going strong. It hasn't dried out at all.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 01:42 |
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Schadenboner posted:
The Business center costcos have had this for a while. I remember last year I was about to buy one but then did the price per ounce cost break down and you're better off buying the Nutella that all costcos already have. It's simple math! Sit in front of Hallmark channel and cry with a wooden spoon Nutella bucket - .180 per ounce Regular separate normal size container Nutella packs - .169 per ounce Kirkland signature Hazelnut spread - .113 per ounce. So unless you just want to have a comically oversized Nutella bucket in your kitchen, you're better off with the normal sized one and even better off with the Kirkland brand.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 02:45 |
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Suxpool posted:I upgraded to executive today bc my mom has a card on my account and she spends at Costco like a drunken sailor then I got home and read the terms & conditions and it says on the website that only the card of the Primary Account Holder actually gets the 2% cashback. Well, the primary account holder only receives the money, but both cards definitely work towards the bonus. Or at least if they don't, then I sleep-spent like 4k at Costco last year. e: the wording on the exec membership page is that the primary and primary household cards get the 2%, so if you have two cards in the same household, things are good. I think it's excluding Business memberships where there are more than two cards, or maybe it's possible to get non-same-address cards on Executive too somehow. Either way, I spent like 1k at costco last year and my mom (who I have on my membership because I added her before I moved out) probably spent 4k. My refund definitely reflected that. Hypnolobster fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jan 9, 2019 |
# ? Jan 9, 2019 03:02 |
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Also both cards can redeem said cash back at the register when it eventually arrives. So, like, rock paper scissors who gets the cash back.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 03:04 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Pro-tip; spray directly onto rear end in a top hat and all your farts for the rest of the day will be lemony-fresh Just put one of those Febreeze car fresheners directly into your rear end for 30 days of freshness instead of one.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 03:56 |
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Schadenboner posted:
I like how they put FOOD SERVICE on there as a legal protection for when the first person dies from one of these
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 04:04 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I like how they put FOOD SERVICE on there as a legal protection for when the first person dies from one of these Costco blesses those who serve thyself
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 05:50 |
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Suxpool posted:I upgraded to executive today bc my mom has a card on my account and she spends at Costco like a drunken sailor then I got home and read the terms & conditions and it says on the website that only the card of the Primary Account Holder actually gets the 2% cashback. If you have a business executive membership and have more than two cards, only the primary and household card (aka the second one included in the base fee) get rewards, not the additional cards that cost $40 each or whatever. If you have just a regular executive membership and it's just you and your mom, you should be getting rewards for her card.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 20:28 |
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I’m doing a Costco run right now and wanted to check out this Sherpa blanket. They don’t have it anymore.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:42 |
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keevo posted:I’m doing a Costco run right now and wanted to check out this Sherpa blanket. They don’t have it anymore. I've bought two of these for my husband and I, and more for friends after they were raving about ours: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0158EQVPK/ The cats love them too - they won't sleep anywhere else now.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:49 |
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:The cats love them too - they won't sleep anywhere else now. Confirmed.
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 00:51 |
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My cat seems to think our Costco Lovesac is his personal bed.
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 01:18 |
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Got my communal dog today and when I was about to get the fixings on it, some dude with a big tupperware jumped on the onion dispenser and just went to town in filling that son bitch up. When that one seemed to stop dropping onions, went to the other onion dispenser and went to town on that one as well getting as much diced onions as possible. I'm not sure if I should be outraged or to just worship him as my new lord and savior. And let's be honest, the only reason there would be any resentment is because while we talked about it here, I would be upset that he not only beat me to do it, but took it to the next loving level. Bravo diced onions baron. Bra-loving-o
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 03:41 |
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Was he homeless or just some fuckface? If the former then fine, but if it's just some piece of human trash who has the income to buy the 40 cents worth of onions then it's your duty to yell at that person extremely loudly until they run out in shame. Not because onions matter specifically, but because these people have ruined every good thing that society has ever done. Like the stupid assholes who use an item until it's trashed and then return it. If you don't feel this way, then I invite you to travel to any country where there is actual social decorum so you can see how much better it is. The liberties you can take with, for example, your personal belongings and communal property when there isn't some fuckwad right around the next corner looking to ruin everything good in this world so that they benefit in the extreme short term. Like for example Japan. Japan has numerous problems, but you can basically take a brand new iphone, leave it on a bench for the entire loving day in a crowded area, and there is a 90% chance it will be there when you return AFTER DARK. These countries actually have communal services and areas that function properly and enrich everyone in the community. And while the dude stealing a half pound of cut onions isn't going to ruin the world, on a bigger scale, it absolutely is. Obviously you could make the argument that America itself is based on this kind of sociopathic behavior, and it is, but we need to fight this behavior where we can instead of just saying well gently caress it, it'll never change. Anyways, carry on.
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 04:07 |
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January is a great month for protein bars, drinks, and powders. Also flat $10 off a $35 pack of ribeyes? You betcha rear end.
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 04:15 |
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Renewed my membership today, kinda disappointed there wasn't a fireworks show or something.
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 04:22 |
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If you have the executive membership you receive a cash certificate during renewal, it’s better than fireworks!
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 04:25 |
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Jack Skeleton posted:Got my communal dog today and when I was about to get the fixings on it, some dude with a big tupperware jumped on the onion dispenser and just went to town in filling that son bitch up. When that one seemed to stop dropping onions, went to the other onion dispenser and went to town on that one as well getting as much diced onions as possible. nah gently caress that guy
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 04:28 |
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Taima posted:Was he homeless or just some fuckface? The only reason Costco manages to be as nice as it is is because of the membership fee. I know people have started fistfights over samples but imagine if there was noone at the door stopping random yahoos and homeless guys from bum-rushing them
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 05:07 |
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Taima posted:Obviously you could make the argument that America itself is based on this kind of sociopathic behavior, and it is, but we need to fight this behavior where we can instead of just saying well gently caress it, it'll never change. Well it was IKEA in South Korea that had two years worth of free pencils swiped in two months. Koreans take the onions in such quantity from Costco they get called onion beggars. https://youtu.be/B1cqDQSOrZM
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 05:09 |
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Also s every time i go to certain costcos there's always assholes who have opened the packs and made their own free samples
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 05:09 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Also s every time i go to certain costcos there's always assholes who have opened the packs and made their own free samples Last time I was at Costco I overheard somebody complaining to a manager because security had spoken to her for helping herself to a package of something while she was shopping and dumping the half-eaten container in an aisle.
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 05:31 |
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Guy had a tote bag, looked like he was in his 50-60's and just had no fucks to give about anything. Highly doubt homeless. Oh, agreed, that sort of actions basically are the reasons why the onion dispenser gets taken away and you have to ask for portions at the window. I was just in disbelief that someone actually went full loving tilt on it. So were a few other folks in the benches witnessing this. It took us all aback at the fact of the balls on the guy.
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 05:34 |
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Not your circus, not your monkey. Not your problem, just the company's. PBUC
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