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bartok posted:Matt Berry in a What We Do in the Shadows TV show? That sounds amazing! Alright I'm there.
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bartok posted:Matt Berry in a What We Do in the Shadows TV show? That sounds amazing! I read that as Mary Berry last night and was super confused. Did she bake the cake?
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Jan 10, 2019 16:06
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I still can't believe that not Dune, but Dune 4: The One with the Worm-Emperor, was parodied in an episode of Billy Mandy. That's like someone parodying Sherlock Holmes and not shoving Moriarty into the plot because they only have a surface-level understanding of the source-material.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Doug Jones is also going to have a recurring role, can't wait to see what kind of horrifically cumbersome FX makeup they pile on top of him this time. If it's an adaptation of the movie, Jones is probably Petyr.
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The Aristocrats!
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The Green Book was shot in a very specific aspect ratio where 25% of the screen is always blocked by someone's wang
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Jan 10, 2019 20:58
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Now wait and see it get a clean sweep at the Oscars. (Either it or Bohemian Rhapsody.  )
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Read a review of A Dog's Way Home and apparently the trailers leave out some weird dark moments, like the dog almost dying after being taken in by a homeless man who dies, leaving the dog chained up and alone. Until some kids stumble across the dead body of the homeless man. Real feel good moment of the year.
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Jan 10, 2019 23:14
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muscles like this! posted:Read a review of A Dog's Way Home and apparently the trailers leave out some weird dark moments, like the dog almost dying after being taken in by a homeless man who dies, leaving the dog chained up and alone. Until some kids stumble across the dead body of the homeless man. Real feel good moment of the year.  I think I saw that my Sony credit card's rewards program is offering reward points for uploading a ticket stub for that movie. Maybe I'll use my AMC A-List to get a ticket to that and just go see Bumblebee or Spider-Verse again instead.
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Jan 10, 2019 23:27
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muscles like this! posted:Read a review of A Dog's Way Home and apparently the trailers leave out some weird dark moments, like the dog almost dying after being taken in by a homeless man who dies, leaving the dog chained up and alone. Until some kids stumble across the dead body of the homeless man. Real feel good moment of the year. unsurprisingly, it's by the same author as 'a dog's purpose' I think that guy might just hate dogs and figured out a way to get paid for it.
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Jan 10, 2019 23:34
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muscles like this! posted:Read a review of A Dog's Way Home and apparently the trailers leave out some weird dark moments, like the dog almost dying after being taken in by a homeless man who dies, leaving the dog chained up and alone. Until some kids stumble across the dead body of the homeless man. Real feel good moment of the year. The first film opens with the puppies being uncerimoniously murdered, as in literal stuffed in a burlap sack and drowned murder, before reincarnating. Then the dog almost dies again and is in heat baked agony. This is the first 5 minutes. Seriously, do not watch these films unless you enjoyed the passion of the christ but wish Jim Caveziel was a dog
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I was going to say that I wish Jesus was a dog, but then I realised he already is. Man's best friend. We don't deserve him. Doesn't like to get wet. Will bring dead things back to you. A good boy.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Now wait and see it get a clean sweep at the Oscars. According to Rotten Tomatoes, currently the 2018 movie with the most awards win is Roma followed by The Favourite. I really hope it's either the Netflix movie or the Yorgos movie that sweeps the Oscars.
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Beachcomber posted:I was going to say that I wish Jesus was a dog, but then I realised he already is. what uh kind of dog is this exactly? even a good cat will find a way to get wet
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syscall girl posted:what uh kind of dog is this exactly? even a good cat will find a way to get wet My dog is terrified of baths, but she is also scared of bubbles, banana peels, and blowing curtains, so
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzxMLxO0ggk Velvet Buzzsaw looks fuckin sick
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exmarx posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzxMLxO0ggk Gyllenhaal's character reminds me a little too much of what he did in Okja (I found him completely insufferable in that) but I'll give this the benefit of the doubt because of Nightcrawler.
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Jan 11, 2019 04:52
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exmarx posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzxMLxO0ggk Looks rad but I think that trailer tipped its hand a bit too much.
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Fart City posted:My dog is terrified of baths, but she is also scared of bubbles, banana peels, and blowing curtains, so I had a cat that was terrified of mylar balloons. gf's birthday frog balloon freaked him out so badly he wouldn't go in the bedroom where we ended up hiding it a few days later, he packed his things and moved out
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Jan 11, 2019 05:22
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Jan 11, 2019 05:28
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got any sevens posted:The cat packed his things? c'mon have a sense of humor the cat feared nothing in life he'd fight geese on the roof because, geese yes he did, he had a little carry-on and a shaving kit
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Inspector Gesicht posted:I still can't believe that not Dune, but Dune 4: The One with the Worm-Emperor, was parodied in an episode of Billy Mandy. That's like someone parodying Sherlock Holmes and not shoving Moriarty into the plot because they only have a surface-level understanding of the source-material. It's kind of a weirdly fitting case given those books are the ones with the most recognisable and sci-fi ideas to readily parody (the giant worm-emperor, endlessly recloning Duncan Idaho/Billy, etc) without having to do all the setup. Also, Spice being Cinnamon was hilarious. (Isn't Spice frequently described as smelling/tasting like cinnamon? Now I want a Spice donut)
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Beachcomber posted:I was going to say that I wish Jesus was a dog, but then I realised he already is. Gets put down before you want him to go....
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Gatts posted:Gets put down before you want him to go.... Too soon
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syscall girl posted:what uh kind of dog is this exactly? even a good cat will find a way to get wet Sorry, was thinking of baths.
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Beachcomber posted:Sorry, was thinking of baths. My darg loves a good scrub. She's a yellow lab so water is kind of her thing. Let's get back to the important thing though, the jeebus analogy
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So where does Snoop Dogg fit into this analogy?
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:So where does Snoop Dogg fit into this analogy? Jesus and Snoop Dogg are both Most Highest
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Fart City posted:Looks rad but I think that trailer tipped its hand a bit too much. Yeah, I wished it stopped one minute sooner, still pumped though!
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So I just got out of seeing Replicas, the new Keanu Reeves movie that got unceremoniously dumped into theaters with barely any marketing at all.  I don't want to jump the gun and say that this is 2019's The Book of Henry, especially since we're not even halfway through loving January, but it's similarly misguided and just completely batshit insane. It was so bad but I just couldn't help but laugh through most of it because of how crazy the choices the movie makes are. A brief outline of what it's about : Keanu works as a scientist at (what he thinks is) a biomed company. His wife and 3 kids are killed in a car crash. He's the lone survivor. He barely even sheds a tear for them before he decides to clone his family. Thomas Middleditch who plays his work buddy helps him out with this. Together they steal millions of dollars worth of research equipment from their company, and since Keanu doesn't have a generator at his house, he goes around the neighborhood stealing car batteries to hook up the equipment to. Their company only has 3 pods and Keanu has 4 people he wants to save, SO HE LITERALLY WRITES DOWN THE NAMES OF HIS DEAD FAMILY MEMBERS ON SHEETS OF PAPER, PUTS THEM INTO A BOWL AND RANDOMLY PICKS WHICH OF HIS KIDS GETS TO LIVE. HIS YOUNGEST DAUGHTER DOESN'T GET CHOSEN SO HE DELETES HER MEMORY OUT OF THE BRAINS OF HIS WIFE AND OTHER 2 KIDS. And it gets even crazier from there. I just...I'm completely at a loss as to how this thing got made hahahahahaha  If you enjoy bad movies, absolutely go see this and do it soon because it'll probably leave theaters in a week or 2. There was literally one other person in the theater with me on opening night.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:So I just got out of seeing Replicas, the new Keanu Reeves movie that got unceremoniously dumped into theaters with barely any marketing at all. ive been trying to convince my bad movie night crew to watch Book of Henry but it just devolves into poly orgy discussion of which i have nothing to add. At least now maybe there's a double bill option if i can find a group willing to do this. Bad movies I mean
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Jesus and Snoop Dogg are both Most Highest Snoop Lion of judah the most high
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Alan Smithee posted:ive been trying to convince my bad movie night crew to watch Book of Henry but it just devolves into poly orgy discussion of which i have nothing to add. At least now maybe there's a double bill option if i can find a group willing to do this. Bad movies I mean try to compromise, maybe have the poly orgy while watching Book of Henry. be flexible. which is also good advice for being in a poly orgy in general
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Yeah, Replicas was remarkable. The How Did This Get Made crew will have a field day with this. Fairly certain this was made a month after Minority Report and just sat on the shelf until now. It was a good watch though. You'll be asking yourself "what genre is this movie" every few minutes.
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Meanwhile Zach Snyder is trying his hand at t-shirt design and uh https://twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1083511349915701248 ...is it just me or is this the Superman version of those QAnon diagrams?
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I suppose it's for a good cause (and one close to him for obvious reasons).
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I mean Q is also trying to save children the weird ones that live in your head but still
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muscles like this! posted:Read a review of A Dog's Way Home and apparently the trailers leave out some weird dark moments, like the dog almost dying after being taken in by a homeless man who dies, leaving the dog chained up and alone. Until some kids stumble across the dead body of the homeless man. Real feel good moment of the year. Why do they always do this with dog movies?
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