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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/grace_panetta/status/1083394103071645696

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TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
lmao no frickin way... in other presidential hopeful texan news, im gonna go to the Castro announcement, anyone else gonna be there

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Could the Castro brothers run together as one entry, kind of like the Ice Climbers in Smash Brothers?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

General Dog posted:

Could the Castro brothers run together as one entry, kind of like the Ice Climbers in Smash Brothers?

if they're president and vice president they could swap in and out without telling anyone

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




lol

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

*waives arms, makes spooky ghost noises*

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


While hilarious, we've also seen a massive influx of different people of color and its fantastic. If only because it makes the old abuelitas scared along with expanding the food presence down here. But the Valley still has the best Tex-Mex in all of Texas. :colbert: Born and raised in McAllen, entire family is from here, extended included.

Jiro fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Jan 10, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1083449958915891200

As a man without a backbone, who could know better

Jiro posted:

While hilarious, we've also seen a massive influx of different people of color and its fantastic. If only because it makes the old abuelitas scared along with expanding the food presence down here. But the Valley still has the best Tex-Mex in all of Texas. :colbert: Born and raised in McAllen, entire family is from here, extended included.

Jim Acosta had video of your majestic Burger King today

zoux fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jan 10, 2019

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jiro posted:

While hilarious, we've also seen a massive influx of different people of color and its fantastic. If only because it makes the old abuelitas scared along with expanding the food presence down here. But the Valley still has the best Tex-Mex in all of Texas. :colbert: Born and raised in McAllen, entire family is from here, extended included.

the idea that fox is trying to scare white people by telling them hispanic people live in... the valley

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1083449958915891200

As a man without a backbone, who could know better


Jim Acosta had video of your majestic Burger King today

Truly a sight to behold, a gleaming beacon to be seen from Mexico that lights a flicker of hope that is the American Dream.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

the idea that fox is trying to scare white people by telling them hispanic people live in... the valley

Oh I'm very much aware, poo poo it still scares the old whites we have down here that miss the citrus plantation days. As well as your Winter Texans in their seasonal trailer parks hailing from Wisconsin, Minnesota, Quebec, etc etc etc

Jiro fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jan 10, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Here's the real national emergency

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1083457770882584576

If this happens it will be a loving disaster. All these state pols both R and D are dying to get right in the middle of this thing and this would do it.

zoux fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jan 10, 2019

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
With the way oil is looking, the state could stand to create a few jobs.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

zoux posted:



Here's the real national emergency

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1083457770882584576

If this happens it will be a loving disaster. All these state pols both R and D are dying to get right in the middle of this thing and this would do it.

He's got a goddamn Raz al Ghoul chin hair going on. :stare:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

This is so hosed up
https://twitter.com/chucklindell/status/1083482226682195969

Like impoverishing Tim Dunn would be the single act that would improve this state so much

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Jiro posted:

While hilarious, we've also seen a massive influx of different people of color and its fantastic. If only because it makes the old abuelitas scared along with expanding the food presence down here. But the Valley still has the best Tex-Mex in all of Texas. :colbert: Born and raised in McAllen, entire family is from here, extended included.

I know, right? I've only lived here since 2010, but the diversification has been immense. It now seems like most other parts of Texas in terms of the demographic, and for all the data on poverty, I see more Teslas and Maseratis here than I did on my last Houston trip (even saw a freaking Lambo the other day). Meanwhile, every day I walk my kid to school, go to my job, live a normal life, and have never remotely experienced a "crisis" (aside from lovely drainage).

Trump's McAllen visit lasted a scant 4 hours, but according to local news one CBP officer told him that as of late they apprehend more people from Pakistan, India, and China than they do Central America. God knows what he'll do with that...

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
The Great Wall of China didn't do poo poo to stop Chinese immigration so

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

IT BURNS posted:


Trump's McAllen visit lasted a scant 4 hours, but according to local news one CBP officer told him that as of late they apprehend more people from Pakistan, India, and China than they do Central America. God knows what he'll do with that...

He will nod, fart, and grow only more orange, and fart a second time. Oh and not listen.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Ted Cruz can grow a better beard than me :smith:

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

FBS posted:

Ted Cruz can grow a better beard than me :smith:

A shameful post.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/quorumreport/status/1083502089240801280

Tim Dunn has spent literal millions of dollars and has gotten nothing he wants

Also LMAO

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/BudKennedy/status/1083537132847808512

this is her:

https://www.texasobserver.org/texas-gops-sara-legvold-problem/

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/quorumreport/status/1083502089240801280

Tim Dunn has spent literal millions of dollars and has gotten nothing he wants

Also LMAO

yessssssssssssssssss

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
I saw a lady wearing the full outfit the other day for the first time in real life. She was waiting for the bus. It was like 80 that day, it must’ve been hotter than hell.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Here's why she's doing that and why they're meeting

https://twitter.com/drdrbrockman/status/1083499115038810120

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/quorumreport/status/1083502089240801280

Tim Dunn has spent literal millions of dollars and has gotten nothing he wants

Also LMAO

holy gently caress lol

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
https://twitter.com/drdrbrockman/status/1083560708409823233

https://twitter.com/HoustonDSA/status/1083550195747442691?s=20

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://twitter.com/BLBlackburn/status/1083564004478468097

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'd be like thanks, but gently caress y'all I quit.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

The midterms ought to be the writing on the wall but hey, low taxes are low taxes

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
just trying to sit back and imagine the weapons grade brainworms you need to be a Muslim Republican in tyool 2019

Marxalot fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jan 11, 2019

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
alternatively it's all a grift and my man is making shitloads of money

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Marxalot posted:

alternatively it's all a grift and my man is making shitloads of money

Yes, nobody questions that he's a republican.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Ted Cruz with a beard is distressing to look at. He looks like a fake person

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
It is such a terrible terrible beard. Goondolences if you look that and think, "he can grow a better beard than me."

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/justicedems/status/1083741267648020481

Hell yeah

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
I feel like "Fake Democrat" has a lot of implications that I don't want to support, but I'm on board otherwise.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Keeshhound posted:

I feel like "Fake Democrat" has a lot of implications that I don't want to support, but I'm on board otherwise.

He got endorsed by Club for Growth!

https://twitter.com/lmcgaughy/status/1083747335480451072

She's covering the SPB meeting right now about taking down The Plaque

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
I think I like it more as a bar/restaurant name.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083756525196320773

Stay safe out there Jiro

https://twitter.com/edwonkkimmy/status/1083756244387586048

Holy loving hell

zoux fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jan 11, 2019

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