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Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Hell, yeah!

My mom got drunk backstage with Janis Joplin once. I'm so loving jealous.

My mom didn't do anything as cool as your moms (that I know of) but once her trucker husband (she was a teen, he was like in his mid 20s) gave her a big loving bottle of speed to sell while he was out doing his trucker thing. Instead, her and her friend just ate them over the course of a week.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

God drat :stonklol:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Araenna posted:

My mom didn't do anything as cool as your moms (that I know of) but once her trucker husband (she was a teen, he was like in his mid 20s) gave her a big loving bottle of speed to sell while he was out doing his trucker thing. Instead, her and her friend just ate them over the course of a week.
Isnt this a Dixie Chicks song?

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Think someone requested this

Quixotic posted:

"feminism?!" newsmonster kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he kramers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "I'm a feminist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


SLOSifl posted:

Isnt this a Dixie Chicks song?

only if they killed the trucker afterward

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


goethe.cx posted:

only if they killed the trucker afterward

Araenna posted:

...her friend just ate them over the course of a week.
It’s in the song

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mayor Dave posted:

Pho sucks, it's just a big bowl of soup

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Pho you, Mayor Dave!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Goddam

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Joey Freshwater posted:

I know sisters named Brooklyn and Savannah - guess where they were conceived.


Asleep Style posted:

A double wide?

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Len posted:

Well you see, walls aren't built out of fear of what's on the other side, walls are built out of love for those inside. And that's why rich people have walls.



Somfin posted:

Sometimes for the love of the person inside, sometimes for the love of god.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

What's the collective noun for a whole lot of dicks? A bagful?

Beachcomber posted:

Something Awful

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

Forget the horseshoe theory. I just came up with the shoestring theory. Basically, you can tie a shoestring in knots, lay or suspend it in any position, illustrating that any school of political thought can be close to any other school of political thought under right circumstances.



Please, buy my book Why Things Are Good As It Is (And At The Same Time Worse Than Ever) on Amazon and iTunes.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


That kinda looks like he was drawing dignity

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



like, as a concept?

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

SLOSifl posted:

It’s in the song

I never listened to the Dixie Chicks. It's probably not uncommon for trucker wives/girlfriends in the 70s to have been doing lots of speed.

Jenny Agutter posted:

Think someone requested this

I did, thank you!

And now, from the R. Kelly piss thread:

SpaceAceJase posted:

Stop making GBS threads on Michael Jackson in the R Kelly piss thread.


Didn't Madonna publish a book about the same topic?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

That's perfect probe text. Anyone want it?


Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

like, as a concept?

It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Krankenstyle posted:

like, as a concept?

Do you want me to show it to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? Cause the cats gonna get it!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
It's no wonder I can't draw dignity, I gave it up when I posted in this thread.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gently caress, I havent seen that episode in decades. Nice fit with Paladinus' avatar, cacafuego :thumbsup:

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Cacafuego posted:

It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?

Where, exactly, do you think you are?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Ariong posted:

Where, exactly, do you think you are?

Oh, great, you got the kid singing. I hope you're happy!

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

purple death ray posted:

Oh, great, you got the kid singing. I hope you're happy!

I hope you're happy too.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Ud20jq9LM

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

Trump, alone in his laboratory deep underneath the White House, shrieks aloud to the blackboards surrounding him. Each one is covered in the dusty equations that inexorably lead him over and over to the same blasted conclusion. In frustration, the rippled physique throws itself at each of them until he has lain each one to splintered fragments. "This quandry shall be my very undoing!" the president cries out to the room. "Steel, concrete, steel, concrete! To which of these demons doest my true affection belong? Both are so alluring to a mind such as mine, yet beyond each may reside ruin and damnation for those that wish to seek its answer."

That's prolly what's going on if you ask me.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Krankenstyle posted:

like, as a concept?

Well I get why you can't comprehend it.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
You don't know what the drawing is either, do you.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


from https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874331&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post491527884

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
At first I didn't get it so I clicked through and read some text. gently caress you I guess?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 14:08 on Jan 12, 2019

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karate Bastard posted:

At first I didn't get it so I clicked through and read some text. gently caress you I guess?

check out Kirk van Houtens post-divorce soundcloud

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Keru posted:

I hope you're happy too.

Kirk, you're spitting.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Krankenstyle posted:

check out Kirk van Houtens post-divorce soundcloud

Ha ha, it's got his picture on it and everything!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
My avatar is a curse, but also a blessing.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

My avatar is a curse, but also a blessing.

its really good

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

My avatar is a curse, but also a blessing.

go sleep in your racecar, you

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

If you can’t be racist against fictional characters, then prove it: call Mace Windu the n-word.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mace Windu is a goddamned nerfherder and I don't care who knows it

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Dumb Lowtax posted:

The current fastest-moving thread on the forums just had a derail that was brief, yet of biblical proportions:
Thank you for collecting those, they're brilliant.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Dead Goon posted:

Cocaine feels amazing, definitely recommend.

Username/post combo oddly not in TCC

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Kitfox88 posted:

sheep and goats are cool animals

Goats go to heaven, sheep go to hell.

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