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How am I supposed to feel sympathy for a non-sentient creature without big rear end eyes looking directly at me?
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KVeezy3 posted:How am I supposed to feel sympathy for a non-sentient creature without big rear end eyes looking directly at me? Sad music and lighting until 20 years later you have to do a follow up ad campaign because people are still loving distraught over a goddamn lamp.
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Barudak posted:Sad music and lighting until 20 years later you have to do a follow up ad campaign because people are still loving distraught over a goddamn lamp. I had to look this up because I still remembered the first commercial but had no idea they made a follow up. I felt more watching those two back to back than I did watching the latest Star Wars movies. Guess I'm crazy haha.
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Leia as a rubber puppet will be amazing for the twenty seconds of screen time before her violet exploding death at the hands of Hux.
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High Lord Elbow posted:Leia as a rubber puppet will be amazing for the twenty seconds of screen time before her violet exploding death at the hands of Hux. I have to go, my home planet... oh..
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Jan 10, 2019 21:20
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They should marionette Carrie Fisher's corpse for the next film, or animate it stop motion Harryhausen style.
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s.i.r.e. posted:They should marionette Carrie Fisher's corpse for the next film, or animate it stop motion Harryhausen style. Anyone know how to un-cremate someone?
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Jan 13, 2019 22:47
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Heres an episode 9 spoiler: JJ Abrams
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Can somebody spoil me on Episode 9 because I'm not going to see that undoubtedly stale, uninspired garbage. Any takers?
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Captain Splendid posted:Anyone know how to un-cremate someone? Use the Force.
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Slutitution posted:Can somebody spoil me on Episode 9 because I'm not going to see that undoubtedly stale, uninspired garbage. Fans will love it and say it’s better than TLJ because there’s no SJW’s, Rey has parents, Snoke was Mace Windy, Boba Fett shows up and finally and most importantly, Luke isn’t actually dead and does flips and poo poo.
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CelticPredator posted:Fans will love it and say it’s better than TLJ because there’s no SJW’s, Rey has parents, Snoke was Mace Windy, Boba Fett shows up and finally and most importantly, Luke isn’t actually dead and does flips and poo poo. I'll burn down Skywalker Ranch if all this happens 
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Slutitution posted:Can somebody spoil me on Episode 9 because I'm not going to see that undoubtedly stale, uninspired garbage. They're just at the end of principal photography and have reshoots to come, and a few of the more reputable leaks have been contradicted by things people have said publicly (how long the gap between the films is). So I don't know if anybody could really spoil the film as a whole at the moment.
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Jan 14, 2019 00:43
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Just do some find-and-replace on the return of the jedi script to insert the sequel trilogy characters. You'll probably get pretty close
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Jan 14, 2019 01:00
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There will be a giant sphincter in the movie and it ain't the Sarlac!
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Preston Waters posted:There will be a giant sphincter in the movie and it ain't the Sarlac! The giant sphincter was us all along.
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There will be a planet sized sarlacc that fills the same narrative purpose
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Slutitution posted:Can somebody spoil me on Episode 9 because I'm not going to see that undoubtedly stale, uninspired garbage. Whoa! Really sticking it to the man here!
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Baron Porkface posted:There will be a planet sized sarlacc that fills the same narrative purpose On planet Jatuuine.
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sponges posted:Whoa! Really sticking it to the man here! The #resistance against these Disney films is working as evidenced by diminishing returns on box office revenue. Will you join us?
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Slutitution posted:The #resistance against these Disney films is working as evidenced by diminishing returns on box office revenue. Will you join us? Nice red text
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sponges posted:Nice red text 
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Why should Kathleen Kennedy’s children be left with Roman Polanski, Slutition?
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sponges posted:Why should Kathleen Kennedy’s children be left with Roman Polanski, Slutition? Because he's a talented gangster, apparently. 
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Slutitution posted:Can somebody spoil me on Episode 9 because I'm not going to see that undoubtedly stale, uninspired garbage. Republic and First Order fight to a stalemate in the decade following the events of TLJ and end up signing a peace treaty. First Order gets to hold onto the systems that it currently occupies (about 30% of the galaxy), but agrees to limits on the size of its fleet and standing army, and to dismantle its Death Star Tech programs. In exchange for honoring those terms, and for signing off on a galactic declaration of rights for sentient beings, it will receive food and aid money from the Republic for its poorest planets. However the Republic lacks the personnel to really make sure the First Order is honoring the rights declaration, so the peace treaty has a lot of critics. Then at the end aliens from another galaxy invade, setting up the next trilogy. Rey and Kylo get married and kiss each other on the mouth.
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General Dog posted:Republic and First Order fight to a stalemate in the decade following the events of TLJ and end up signing a peace treaty. First Order gets to hold onto the systems that it currently occupies (about 30% of the galaxy), but agrees to limits on the size of its fleet and standing army, and to dismantle its Death Star Tech programs. In exchange for honoring those terms, and for signing off on a galactic declaration of rights for sentient beings, it will receive food and aid money from the Republic for its poorest planets. However the Republic lacks the personnel to really make sure the First Order is honoring the rights declaration, so the peace treaty has a lot of critics. Then at the end aliens from another galaxy invade, setting up the next trilogy. Rey and Kylo get married and kiss each other on the mouth. This is a much better movie lol
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General Dog posted:Rey and Kylo get married and kiss each other on the mouth. Am genuinely interested to see if they go for that "Rey has Kylo's love child" leak.
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General Dog posted:Republic and First Order fight to a stalemate in the decade following the events of TLJ and end up signing a peace treaty. First Order gets to hold onto the systems that it currently occupies (about 30% of the galaxy), but agrees to limits on the size of its fleet and standing army, and to dismantle its Death Star Tech programs. In exchange for honoring those terms, and for signing off on a galactic declaration of rights for sentient beings, it will receive food and aid money from the Republic for its poorest planets. However the Republic lacks the personnel to really make sure the First Order is honoring the rights declaration, so the peace treaty has a lot of critics. Then at the end aliens from another galaxy invade, setting up the next trilogy. Rey and Kylo get married and kiss each other on the mouth. Oh cool I love that the *googles* Yuuzan Vong are going to be canon again!
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Are the new invading aliens disgusted by the existing universe's attitude to slavery and portrayed as the 'goodies'?
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Are the new invading aliens disgusted by the existing universe's attitude to slavery and portrayed as the 'goodies'? Of course not
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new star wars plot: the galaxy is invaded by an intergalactic socialist utopia of droids, humanoids, and various beings composed of sentient gasses and energies the force basically says "actually, these guys are legit, suck it liberals" and then i wake up
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General Dog posted:Republic and First Order fight to a stalemate in the decade following the events of TLJ and end up signing a peace treaty. First Order gets to hold onto the systems that it currently occupies (about 30% of the galaxy), but agrees to limits on the size of its fleet and standing army, and to dismantle its Death Star Tech programs. In exchange for honoring those terms, and for signing off on a galactic declaration of rights for sentient beings, it will receive food and aid money from the Republic for its poorest planets. However the Republic lacks the personnel to really make sure the First Order is honoring the rights declaration, so the peace treaty has a lot of critics. Then at the end aliens from another galaxy invade, setting up the next trilogy. Rey and Kylo get married and kiss each other on the mouth. Too bad Kathleen Kennedy thinks giving her Mary Sue character a love interest would be sexist though. I do like the idea of aliens from another galaxy invading. Give them their own culture, etc. and eventually have the Sith and the Jedi reluctantly join forces to defeat them or something.
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Hodgepodge posted:new star wars plot: the galaxy is invaded by an intergalactic socialist utopia of droids, humanoids, and various beings composed of sentient gasses and energies Cast me as a guy in the mob cheering as the whole gang goes to meet the space guillotine. It's the role I was born to play
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Slutitution posted:Too bad Kathleen Kennedy thinks giving her Mary Sue character a love interest would be sexist though. She must have missed the last two movies, because, um... Seriously, I've seen romances with less chemistry between the leads.
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"This is my boyfriend Finn, Finn's boyfriend Poe, and Kylo, my ex."
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Hodgepodge posted:She must have missed the last two movies, because, um... lol Just stop.
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Hodgepodge posted:new star wars plot: the galaxy is invaded by an intergalactic socialist utopia of droids, humanoids, and various beings composed of sentient gasses and energies Where can I rate your ST vs SW fanfic
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I think the Federation is much less protectionist than the Republic, so it is automatically better.
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Slutitution posted:lol Just stop. The sexual tension between them is absolutely present and unsubtle though. Which makes it a bit unfortunate that their first encounter when he interrogates her in TFA plays a little, uhh, rapey. Like, he tries to mind rape her and then she demeans him for his inability to get a mind boner, and that's what kicks off this really intense relationship where she's convinced she can save him.
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