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Delightfully devilish, seymour
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Jan 15, 2019 00:40
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:im at the combination whitehouse and taco bell
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Jan 15, 2019 00:43
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As a former college player, I would have loved that meal. Looks like a typical weekend spread at the lineman house
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Jan 15, 2019 00:47
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I just wish someone would tell that man how to buy a suit that fits him. I don’t normally feel tweets (twits?) are very apropos here but this was was too good not to share. Sorry in advance. https://twitter.com/dreamgrave/status/1084685636852989953?s=21
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Jan 15, 2019 00:47
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Gripweed posted:The college football champions, the Clemson Tigers, are at the White House today. Because of the shutdown, President Donald Trump himself paid for the catering at the event. So generous of him to spend $37.50 of his own money on soggy cardboard for them.
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Jan 15, 2019 00:47
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its just embarrassing.
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Jan 15, 2019 00:49
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sneakyfrog posted:its just embarrassing. In 20 years these pictures are gonna be on the cover of every high school American History textbook in the country
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Jan 15, 2019 00:50
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Gripweed posted:In 20 years these pictures are gonna be on the cover of every high school American History textbook in the country "Glorious Leader: A demonstration of greatness"
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Jan 15, 2019 00:54
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Jan 15, 2019 00:55
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such a loving numpty
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Jan 15, 2019 00:58
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Doctor Zero posted:I just wish someone would tell that man how to buy a suit that fits him. This is good and funny.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:06
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The National Anthem is just going to be replaced by the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song and this will be our new flag.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:19
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Jan 15, 2019 01:19
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Doctor Zero posted:I just wish someone would tell that man how to buy a suit that fits him. I don't normally click on tweets, but I'm drat glad I clicked on this one. No apology necessary.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:59
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We already knew his lovely taste and food and complete lack of class but it is funny to see White House staffers have to plate and serve fast food still in its packaging with ritzy plates and silverware. It's like something out of King Ralph or Blank Check or Richie Rich.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:09
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Lobok posted:We already knew his lovely taste and food and complete lack of class but it is funny to see White House staffers have to plate and serve fast food still in its packaging with ritzy plates and silverware. It's like something out of King Ralph or Blank Check or Richie Rich. What's genuinely surprising is that he bought salads. I mean, fast food salads so they might as well be Big Macs, but still.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:13
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Lobok posted:We already knew his lovely taste and food and complete lack of class but it is funny to see White House staffers have to plate and serve fast food still in its packaging with ritzy plates and silverware. It's like something out of King Ralph or Blank Check or Richie Rich. The Presidency is literally the plot to King Ralph, just Americanized and made disgusting. So just Americanized.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:15
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Lobok posted:Richie Rich.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:17
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Gripweed posted:The college football champions, the Clemson Tigers, are at the White House today. Because of the shutdown, President Donald Trump himself paid for the catering at the event. Lmbo it's the dinner from Talladega Nights.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:23
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I get where he's coming from. When my niece and nephew visit me in Chicago they always want to eat at the Rock and Roll McDonalds. Well, that or The Rainforest Cafe. Of course they're 9 and 6 years old respectively. I've tried taking them to some Italian places I like or heading to little delis, but they just like fast food and since I'm their uncle I'll let them order whatever they want. The last time my niece asked me if she could have a whole brownie sundae for dinner and I told her that was fine. Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh right, I don't think brownies need ice cream to elevate them to top tier cake levels, but it certainly puts it right up there with chocolate birthday cake. Anyway, here's a picture of cat and a goose dancing in an old timey movie: https://i.imgur.com/bD0Fo3g.gifv
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Jan 15, 2019 02:27
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Would literally have been better to just go to loving Wendy’s. Aint one of those burgers are fresh and all the fries are already cold and stale. Dave Thomas would be pissssssed.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:41
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh right, I don't think brownies need ice cream to elevate them to top tier cake levels, but it certainly puts it right up there with chocolate birthday cake.i I had a chocolate tres leches cake the other day, that was pretty special.
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Jan 15, 2019 02:55
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Things were rough before the age of the 3 seashells how do you use those anyway asking for a friend
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Jan 15, 2019 02:58
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I'll see your curryturdwurst and raise you: https://twitter.com/FJSoyer/status/935838148747243520 Edit: Jesus loving Christ, if your office can't deal with a nude man wrestling a bear on the back of a coin, I don't know what the gently caress to tell you. I've tried to convert the link to straight-up URL and spoiler it and the forums code ain't having none of my poo poo apparently. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 03:01 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Jan 15, 2019 02:58
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Baron von Eevl posted:I had a chocolate tres leches cake the other day, that was pretty special. That sounds amazing.
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Jan 15, 2019 03:09
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Solice Kirsk posted:That sounds amazing. Yeah it was real dope. Protip: be friends with Mexicans.
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Jan 15, 2019 03:12
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Doctor Zero posted:I just wish someone would tell that man how to buy a suit that fits him. He purposefully wears terrible fitting suits to try and hide how fat he is.
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Jan 15, 2019 03:27
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muscles like this! posted:He purposefully wears terrible fitting suits to try and hide how fat he is. yeah frankly it's surprising the presidential limo isn't just the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
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Jan 15, 2019 03:46
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I was about to reminisce about this turd of a comic character/concept and how it'd go over like a lead balloon if you tried to reboot it for a modern audience. Then I googled it and holy poo poo there was a 2015 Netflix reboot attempt. They were at least conscious enough of the zeitgeist to make the character a self-made trillionaire, instead of inheriting his wealth (the only realistic part of the original concept), but still lmao at making a show these days where the core conceit is "look how loving RICH this kid is! Isn't he so loving rich?!" Didn't that version also had a sexy robot maid or something?
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Jan 15, 2019 03:49
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Fart City posted:yeah frankly it's surprising the presidential limo isn't just the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. this would be an improvement
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Jan 15, 2019 03:50
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muscles like this! posted:He purposefully wears terrible fitting suits to try and hide how fat he is. And the double combover to hide the baldness.
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Jan 15, 2019 04:19
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stuxracer posted:As a former college player, I would have loved that meal. Really? If given the choice between perfectly aged prime rib and a fresh chefs salad with hand-made ranch dressing you would choose six-hour old (at least) cold Big Mac? Really?
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Jan 15, 2019 04:23
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Keep in mind Clemson (like most good college teams) is basically a professional team with a dietician and chefs to give them the ideal nutrition for football. They’re not just scarfing down McDonalds all day for calories.
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Jan 15, 2019 04:33
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chitoryu12 posted:Keep in mind Clemson (like most good college teams) is basically a professional team with a dietician and chefs to give them the ideal nutrition for football. Of course they do, they gotta do something with the millions in revenue they make to keep from giving any of it to the players, the ones who are busting their asses for a scholarship they can't even use.
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Jan 15, 2019 04:51
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Who What Now posted:Really? If given the choice between perfectly aged prime rib and a fresh chefs salad with hand-made ranch dressing you would choose six-hour old (at least) cold Big Mac? Least you wouldn't have to worry about the etiquette of the proper cutlery to use. Just hold out the bottom of your t-shirt like a Halloween sack to carry a haul of Dave's Classic Double Cheeseburgers over to a corner of the room where you can sit cross-legged in the floor to dip fries into your Frosty. muscles like this! posted:He purposefully wears terrible fitting suits to try and hide how fat he is. But then lets it all hang out in relatively skimpy golf apparel.
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Jan 15, 2019 04:54
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I don't think I've ever seen him so happy with his own wife or kids than he is with a poo poo load of poo poo food.
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Jan 15, 2019 05:03
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Get yourself a man that looks at you like trump looks at McDonalds
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TontoCorazon posted:I don't think I've ever seen him so happy with his own wife or kids than he is with a poo poo load of poo poo food. Because none of it can resist when he tries to put his dick in it.
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