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Davros1 posted:Only if they change the status quo and have Gordon leading the charge to bring that psychopathic murderer in by any means available, even if it means killing him. Also agree.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 19:55 |
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Fart City posted:Got a nice car tho chicks dig the car.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 19:56 |
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Marvel movies are glib and detached from the actual atrocities they invoke, but come on, people have been hoping that horrendous events will just blow over for centuries
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 20:25 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:chicks dig the car. It's not a car.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 20:26 |
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On DCEU rumors, the current one is that Jack O'Connell is WB's top choice to replace Affleck.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 21:01 |
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i just GISed that guy and it would be pretty cool to finally have a jug-eared batman
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 21:44 |
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Guess we should never have movie trailers for anything ever.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 21:50 |
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Mordiceius posted:Guess we should never have movie trailers for anything ever. the problem being described doesn't happen in most movie trailers
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 21:54 |
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"Children are being taught that nothing matters because corporate controlled serial franchises exist" is a nuclear level take, but there are legitimate criticisms about the MCU having no consequences, and therefor saying nothing really interesting or of value.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 22:25 |
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Yeah because childrens movies, as everyone knows, traditionally never have good endings
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 22:29 |
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As a father, PG-13 movies aren't for children.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 22:29 |
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why couldnt far from home just be set between Homecoming and Infinity War???
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 22:30 |
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Spider-Man being above consequences as the scion of a wealth elite would be the most accurate political statement the MCU has ever made.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 22:30 |
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Brother Entropy posted:the problem being described doesn't happen in most movie trailers Reminder that the dying Tony Stark/crying Captain America Endgame trailer dropped like, two weeks ago. CUE THE RAMONES, BAY BAY
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 22:34 |
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I think it's fairly uncontroversial that the trailer's kind of dumb in the context of Infinity War, but what makes that tweet a spicy take is the argument that it's going to teach kids a bad lesson. Really, though, it's no worse than most other children's media. These "think about the children" sort of positions just mistake symptoms for the cause.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 23:12 |
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thrawn527 posted:Do you really think Endgame is going to end with the Snappening not being undone, and Spider-Man and Fury will still be dead? That's also possible, but it would still be easier to do it the other way around. Doing a small, limited adventure set after the end of the world, but never mentioning how the end of the world got undone would be too loving lazy even for the MCU. SolidSnakesBandana posted:Yeah because childrens movies, as everyone knows, traditionally never have good endings Noted children's movie franchise the MCU, which began with soldiers being killed in Iraq. pospysyl posted:I think it's fairly uncontroversial that the trailer's kind of dumb in the context of Infinity War, but what makes that tweet a spicy take is the argument that it's going to teach kids a bad lesson. Really, though, it's no worse than most other children's media. These "think about the children" sort of positions just mistake symptoms for the cause. Pretty harsh burn on most children's media.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 23:27 |
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Marvel is teaching kids that nothing matters! Me a genius : “but like,nothing matters anyway” Everyone else : “woooooooooaaaah”
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 23:58 |
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hiddenriverninja posted:This is kind of meaningless because Bruce Timm (if he's on this project) has been revealed to be some kind of pervy weirdo since not having to deal with network censorship restrictions He should be replaced with Paul Dini who I'm sure is not a prevert now to take a drink of water.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 00:15 |
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Snowman_McK posted:Noted children's movie franchise the MCU, which began with soldiers being killed in Iraq. I think y'all are misinterpreting what SSB is saying. He's not saying Spider-Man/MCU is children's media (although to a large extent they are), he's mocking the dumb Twitter guy's idea that happy endings/low consequence conflicts teach kid bad lessons, when almost all actual children's media is low consequence and ends happily. The more I think about this the more hilarious it is tho. The guy just transparently is upset that his punchman movies aren't as consequential as he imagines. As if the most dangerous and toxic lesson from a franchise where a team of Nietzschean Overmen team up with the CIA to do extrajudicial violence is roughly the same as what Boomers complain about when they mock participation trophies.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 00:17 |
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Back in my day our children films involved Optimus Prime dying and whatever the gently caress Return to Oz was.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 00:23 |
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Jimbot posted:Back in my day our children films involved Optimus Prime dying and whatever the gently caress Return to Oz was. Kids today and their Total War / Existential Annihilation frights. Peh.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 00:31 |
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Spider-Man coming back was never a secret so the criticism over showing him alive strikes me as really hollow. In this case and so many others the question isn't whether he lives but how he and any others come back to life.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 00:34 |
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Guy A. Person posted:I think y'all are misinterpreting what SSB is saying. He's not saying Spider-Man/MCU is children's media (although to a large extent they are), he's mocking the dumb Twitter guy's idea that happy endings/low consequence conflicts teach kid bad lessons, when almost all actual children's media is low consequence and ends happily. there's a big distinction between 'low consequences' and what's happening here which is more undercutting big consequences before they've even been resolved or addressed in-story like, even separate from the political angle that i'm not 100% on board for it's extremely lovely writing/planning
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 01:04 |
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Lobok posted:Spider-Man coming back was never a secret so the criticism over showing him alive strikes me as really hollow. In this case and so many others the question isn't whether he lives but how he and any others come back to life. Yeah, people's reactions to Peter turning to dust in Infinity War was "We know he's got a new film coming out next year, they're obviously going to reverse this." That Twitter guy apparently forgot that and was surprised all over again when the new Spider-Man trailer came out. Brother Entropy posted:there's a big distinction between 'low consequences' and what's happening here which is more undercutting big consequences before they've even been resolved or addressed in-story Apparently Marvel wanted them to wait longer so it didn't gently caress up their plans but Sony insisted on releasing Spider-Man: Far From Home in July 2019 just a short time after Avengers: End Game which is how we got the current situation with one trailer undercutting the other.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 01:22 |
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So after Spider-man suddenly shows up in Europe at the same time as their school trip, Pete's cover is gonna be blown right? Thinking Far From Home might end on an "I'm Ironman" moment.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 01:25 |
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Lol that's good on Sony honestly
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 01:28 |
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RatHat posted:So after Spider-man suddenly shows up in Europe at the same time as their school trip, Pete's cover is gonna be blown right? Thinking Far From Home might end on an "I'm Ironman" moment. Wasn't MJ already suspicious after Spider-Man turned up during their class trip to Washington DC in Homecoming?
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 01:29 |
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Guy A. Person posted:Lol that's good on Sony honestly Just the sustained bitchiness of their relationship is hilarious. It's like Mean Girls, but with multimedia conglomerates.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 01:43 |
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I didn't realise Endgame was coming out first. thats makes the whole situation much more ridiculous.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 01:44 |
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Superman is unrealistic because he and Lois were only ever thirsty for each other.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:20 |
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Superman was also thirsty for Lori Lemaris and Lana Lang
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:23 |
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Freakazoid_ posted:Superman is unrealistic because he and Lois were only ever thirsty for each other. He was raised by an average protestant midwest farm couple. I imagine, deep at heart, Superman just wants to go to a barn dance, marry the first woman he kisses, and eat lots of tater tot casseroles.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:30 |
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Equeen posted:I loved JL/JLU, but I wish we can move on from the Bruce Timm designs. Let's experiment with different styles and get a new generation of artists and writers to create new takes of characters who have existed for nearly a century. There's already a series of movies like that, the latest one, Reign of the Supermen, came out this week
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:35 |
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Fart City posted:He was raised by an average protestant midwest farm couple. I imagine, deep at heart, Superman just wants to go to a barn dance, marry the first woman he kisses, and eat lots of tater tot casseroles. superman is a great character because he is simultaneously this person and also a commie pinko liberal big-city journalist, and only by their powers combined can he become captain planet
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:35 |
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Superman is defined by his unquenchable love for humanity. In this essay, I will argue that this means that Superman must needs be poly
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:37 |
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Batman, for the human race to survive, Superman must impregnate ALL WOMEN SIMULTANEOUSLY
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:39 |
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That Superman vs Flash foot race cover but it's Superman vs Johnny Sins in a pipe laying contest
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 04:54 |
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RatHat posted:So after Spider-man suddenly shows up in Europe at the same time as their school trip, Pete's cover is gonna be blown right? Thinking Far From Home might end on an "I'm Ironman" moment. Maybe that's the reason for his tactical outfit in the trailer. He's trying to travel incognito.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:01 |
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For all the problems Justice League had, the mid-credit scene wasn't one of them.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:04 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Maybe that's the reason for his tactical outfit in the trailer. He's trying to travel incognito. (In bad French accent) Sacre bleu! I am not ze Spider-Man. I am ze French superhero Le Spider.
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