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I would like to go on a date with a woman, but i don't have a smart phone what do i do
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Jan 17, 2019 02:50
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step 1 get a smartphone
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Jan 17, 2019 02:53
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Checked the internet and they said 'squats'.
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Jan 17, 2019 02:56
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Is it OK to post 'kill yourself'? I forget the rule on that If it's OK for me to post that, that's my advice OP (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 17, 2019 02:57
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a sure fire way to get laid is with a smartphone, they have this vibrate setting that the ladies absolutely ador-oh sorry nvm
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Jan 17, 2019 02:57
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do you have a potential date with a woman and just no way to give her your number or are you saying you need a smartphone to meet women in the first place via tinder or w/e
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Jan 17, 2019 02:59
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alternately you can carry your printer over to her house
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Jan 17, 2019 03:02
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Just masturbate nbd. 
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Jan 17, 2019 03:03
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call her from a payphone if you have enough quarters.
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Jan 17, 2019 03:05
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Hang out at a hip bar for 20-30 somethings and don't get sloppy drunk. Also be good-looking.
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Jan 17, 2019 03:24
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We made it! My daughter made it to her 18th birthday without a smartphone. She is alive and well and, might I add, a very happy teen. I didn’t start off with a plan to delay her smartphone use in high school. It just unfolded that way due to life circumstances. This is what happened…. After dealing with video game overuse with my oldest son (to the point where he dropped out of college his freshman year because of his gaming habit, like so many others), I thought twice before I jumped on the smartphone-in-the-hand-of-every-teen bandwagon. I knew that giving my daughter a smartphone would definitely involve a trade-off, just as allowing video games involved a huge trade-off for my son. I was finally clear on the risks of video games for boys, but what was the risk for girls having smartphones? Her smartphone would allow her to connect with friends, but what would the real cost be for that constant connection? … To find out…pick up our new book, Can Your Teen Survive–and Thrive–Without a Smartphone? by Melanie Hempe, BSN
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Jan 17, 2019 03:24
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https://www.fakespot.com/product/can-your-teen-survive-and-thrive-without-a-smartphone-best-screen-solution-series
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Jan 17, 2019 03:26
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Just skip straight to anal, OP, you'll be fine.
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Jan 17, 2019 03:27
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Steal hers
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Jan 17, 2019 03:28
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ideally you should show off your dong but that's illegal so find the biggest codpiece you can and bedazzle the poo poo out of it
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Jan 17, 2019 03:29
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Jawdins posted:ideally you should show off your dong but that's illegal so find the biggest codpiece you can and bedazzle the poo poo out of it How's he going to show off his dong without a smart phone?
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Jan 17, 2019 03:31
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Just find someone who can function without texting every 15 minutes and doesn't care about video chats because you see each other in real life enough as it is. I.e. find a mentally healthy person who doesn't need to keep tabs on you 24/7. good luck (you will probably not find this in your desired age range).
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Jan 17, 2019 03:32
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I had a Motorola flip phone with a kickin tactical keyboard. Plenty of dates. What is your major malfunction?
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Jan 17, 2019 03:48
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Burt Sexual posted:I had a Motorola flip phone with a kickin tactical keyboard. Plenty of dates. What is your major malfunction? probably my biggest mistake in college was switching from a razr to the brand new slivr, the bar phone version. There's just something about the flip that the ladies loved. honestly i wish i still had my razr. flipping to answer and closing it to hang up is so much more convenient than pushing a button.
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Jan 17, 2019 03:55
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Do you have a dingy cabin and a shotgun?
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Jan 17, 2019 03:55
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i'm a woman
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Jan 17, 2019 03:57
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm a woman Please gently caress the op so I can close this. No need to report back.
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Jan 17, 2019 04:01
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm a woman is this the new goon catchphrase for 2019
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Jan 17, 2019 04:05
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Have you tried talking to a woman OP
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Jan 17, 2019 04:12
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm a woman How many times have you posted this now?
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Jan 17, 2019 04:18
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You've come to the right place for all your advice needs.
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Jan 17, 2019 04:21
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:How many times have you posted this now? im not good at math (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 17, 2019 04:23
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Just scribble on a small box with a black pen so it looks like a phone.
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Jan 17, 2019 04:25
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:im not good at math
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Jan 17, 2019 04:26
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numberoneposter posted:A bird that can't multiply. animals cant do math
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Jan 17, 2019 04:41
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yeah I eat rear end posted:honestly i wish i still had my razr. flipping to answer and closing it to hang up is so much more convenient than pushing a button. This but my trusty Star Tac
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Jan 17, 2019 04:44
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:im not good at math What’s 6 + 1?
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Jan 17, 2019 04:52
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Get a $30 Tracphone phone from Walmart.
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Jan 17, 2019 04:55
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why would anybody want to have sex
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Jan 17, 2019 04:56
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I get the feeling this woman was not, in fact, disappointed in his smartphone.
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Jan 17, 2019 04:58
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Buy a disposable camera and take photos of every pointless thing you do, photocopy them and mail them to everyone you know and most that you don’t. Ask them to tick a box marked like on the bottom then post them back to you. Buy a GPS tracker and send the RFID to the NSA so they can track you. Carry a bag with 50 poo poo puzzle games with you and play with them on the bus.send 20 dollars every ten minutes to som Chinese developer to unlock new pieces that are already in the box. Push a trolley with a record player around and 500 LP’s plus a ring binder full of playlists. Get a CB radio and exchange short abusive messages with angry truckers about feminism, the alt-right, and millennials aka twitter 1.0 Cut a picture out of a lads mag, make up an imaginary story for her and pretend she’s your tinder sexting buddy Go and watch a caterpillar climb up a wall for an hour (software updates) Shout into your hand at whoever you’d like to communicate with and tell them it’s a bad connection. Plug a battery charger into a wall every 3 hours. Set your alarm clock to go off every 20 minutes between 1-3 a.m, ring your drunk friend and call him a oval office. When she asks you what you are doing, be a total hipster and tell her you’ve gone for a retro vibe with the iPhone 86. She’ll immediately copy everything you do and mock iPhone X owners. Or more likely she’ll block you on social media, which is fine because you have no smartphone and will never find out.
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Jan 17, 2019 05:00
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trashy chicks often still use flip phones. edit: like really trashy chicks.
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Jan 17, 2019 05:01
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once when i was in a restaurant, there was a 20 something girl sitting in the other booth arranging her food as it was served and taking pictures of it with her smartphone and i'm assuming posting them instantly to facebook or wherever i was like a surreal moment because i thought that was poo poo they only showed people doing in movies and tv and irl people didn't really do that i was all like, "it's real, people doing that is real, it's a real thing... it's real"
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Jan 17, 2019 05:04
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Norfolks Given posted:Buy a disposable camera and take photos of every pointless thing you do, photocopy them and mail them to everyone you know and most that you don’t. Ask them to tick a box marked like on the bottom then post them back to you. You put a lot of effort into this post. Gj
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Jan 17, 2019 05:07
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Odd posted:I would like to go on a date with a woman, but i don't have a smart phone what do i do Get involved in something out in public. 1. Go join a local co-ed sports team 2. Volunteer at someplace 3. Start regularly going to places like a gym, or a park
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