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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

hi all,

i just wanted to drop into this "thread" to let you all know that i have given strong consideration towards "thos beans"

thanks!

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
popping in to say gently caress dark roast

(except in espresso maybe)

Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug
dark roast: good
anything < dark roast: satans acidic piss (not good)

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Gun Metal Cray posted:

dark roast: good
anything < dark roast: satans acidic piss (not good)
same but the exact opposite

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
drinking coffee

roast type: don't know, don't care

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

drinking some bean sludge.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
I prefer a medium roast but let's be honest, motor oil is motor oil

Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug
lol who am i kidding, i'm just gonna drink it either way

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!

Gun Metal Cray posted:

dark roast: good
anything < dark roast: satans acidic piss (not good)

if you're getting acidic flavors out of light to medium roast, try a longer extraction at lower temperatures. Dark roast you can just use boiling water on because all the sugars have been burnt into carbon and it will taste the same pretty much no matter what you do to it. Lighter roasts need to be babied more, I usually use water around 180-190 F.

Also bean quality matters way less when you've torched the hell out of them. I wouldn't even look at folgers light or medium roast but their french roast will be as good as any because torched beans is torched beans.

Whatever it is I'll drink it anyway. Good beanwater > bad beanwater, but both are better than no beanwater

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


trying to make coffee but the cat wont stop sleeping on me so i can’t move

Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug

MindSet posted:

if you're getting acidic flavors out of light to medium roast, try a longer extraction at lower temperatures. Dark roast you can just use boiling water on because all the sugars have been burnt into carbon and it will taste the same pretty much no matter what you do to it. Lighter roasts need to be babied more, I usually use water around 180-190 F.

Also bean quality matters way less when you've torched the hell out of them. I wouldn't even look at folgers light or medium roast but their french roast will be as good as any because torched beans is torched beans.

Whatever it is I'll drink it anyway. Good beanwater > bad beanwater, but both are better than no beanwater

a good poast for a good roast. gonna try this out, thanks

I still get an amazing, mellow cup of coffee with french roast in my coffee maker, so I don't really get the hate for dark roasts

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!
I don't hate dark roast but light and medium roast can have a complexity of flavor that's just gone in dark roast. I got an Ethiopian medium roast the other day from the local beanery that has the slightest hint of blueberry in its flavor profile and it's just fantastic.

For ref, I'm using an aeropress, non-inverted method.
16g coffee/shot
185° water
25s bloom/25s stir before pressing

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

trying to make coffee but the cat wont stop sleeping on me so i can’t move

annoy the cat

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

*ssssssslllllluuurrrrpppppp*

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
Anticipating the coffee I will consume in approximately 12 hours

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
sleepy. getting some cold coffee out of the tap to try to wake up

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

enjoying the fruits of the coffee I had recently (I'm posting at work)

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
https://twitter.com/sternutarantoga...er%3D43%23pti19

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

got a fresh mug of hot black bean sludge

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
coworker made coffee, it’s good

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
drinkin them beans

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

enjoying the fruits of the coffee I had recently (I'm posting at work)

weird thing to call your coffee poops imo?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
out of coffee

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Silver Alicorn posted:

out of coffee

me too. for 2 days. im going to kill myself

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

its fine, i dont need fresh ground aeropress'd coffee. the office has a keurig machine. :shepicide:

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

MindSet posted:

weird thing to call your coffee poops imo?

that was the implication and it's extremely normal. just had another, in fact. beats working

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have a single k-cup left

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

that was the implication and it's extremely normal. just had another, in fact. beats working

boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime...

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
fiancee has really gotten into coffee so now she keeps an always topped off 55oz glass carafe of black joe in the fridge - it owns

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ordered 90 bucks of beans from koffee kult for 30 bucks shipped

it's good

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

gonna bean hard in the morning

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Captain Foo posted:

gonna bean hard in the morning

update: yes, it's happening

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

morning 3 of no beans: perhaps it is no longer possible to die.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
gonna make an iced espresso in a few minutes i think

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!
the good beans place is like 3 blocks from work, it rules.

I accidentally overground my beans and it's really hard to aeropress them, but I don't want to waste good beans.

I'd take them home and use them as espresso powder in recipes but mrs. mindset has serious caffeine sensitivity to the point that even chocolate turns her into a jittery mess, and my only brew tools want coarser roasts...

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
shared the last of my German coffee with coworkers

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

MindSet posted:

the good beans place is like 3 blocks from work, it rules.

I accidentally overground my beans and it's really hard to aeropress them, but I don't want to waste good beans.

I'd take them home and use them as espresso powder in recipes but mrs. mindset has serious caffeine sensitivity to the point that even chocolate turns her into a jittery mess, and my only brew tools want coarser roasts...

time to get new brew tools

MindSet
Dec 21, 2008

If this goes badly, and I make a crater, I want it named after me!
this stuff is seriously espresso grind. the only method I can think for it would be an espresso machine or turkish which I can't really do in the office

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

just compress it into a ball and eat it

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


HAIL eSATA-n posted:

just compress it into a ball and eat it

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