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chitoryu12 posted:More useful than most women's clothes! Only if they managed to stay up while running (or even with the pockets in use), and even then, the stiletto heels ensure their wearer will be hard-pressed to.
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 Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway Lookin' for adventure And whatever comes our way Yeah Darlin' go make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of your guns at once And gently caress a doll in the face
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text me a vag pic posted:
Imaging having to wipe all the bugs off that face before you gently caress it.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Imaging having to wipe all the bugs off that face before you gently caress it. I like how disappointed it looks
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Iron Crowned posted:I like how disappointed it looks Lol, even your gently caress doll is tired of your bullshit.
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I mean for max realism, she should be wearing a helmet if he's in a helmet law state IMMERSION RUINED
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Slippery posted:I mean for max realism, she should be wearing a helmet if he's in a helmet law state I'd love to see him pulled over by a cap thinking its a passenger without a helmet and have to explain what the doll is to the officer.
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Dienes posted:I'd love to see him pulled over by a cap thinking its a passenger without a helmet and have to explain what the doll is to the officer. if you think any cop would DARE pull over that hot hog riding hogman, you don't know HOW TO RIDE HARD
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Jan 17, 2019 19:11
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Wouldn't they be able to cite him for an unsecured load? There aren't any straps on the heavy-rear end sack of plastic he's hauling.
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Imagine you died unhappy and wanted to come back as a doll to do your haunting and you got stuck in one of those. Actually don't that's too depressing.
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Scathach posted:Wouldn't they be able to cite him for an unsecured load? There aren't any straps on the heavy-rear end sack of plastic he's hauling. Have we seriously gone over an hour with nobody making a joke about unsecured loads? Wtf
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Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Have we seriously gone over an hour with nobody making a joke about unsecured loads? Wtf I started to, but let it go she's wearing pants, therefore
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Picnic Princess posted:Imagine you died unhappy and wanted to come back as a doll to do your haunting and you got stuck in one of those. That's the premise of one of Ghastlies cartoon series. At least I think it was ghastly, maybe sexylosers?
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 Making the Grimace my best man to own the libs
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Morning weddings are the worst
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Picnic Princess posted:Imagine you died unhappy and wanted to come back as a doll to do your haunting and you got stuck in one of those. The world's worst Haunted Doll Watch.
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Dienes posted:I'd love to see him pulled over by a cap thinking its a passenger without a helmet and have to explain what the doll is to the officer. Every semester some poor student in my high school’s family studies class would get pulled over for trying to drive with the infant simulator in the front seat.
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Metaline posted:Every semester some poor student in my high school’s family studies class would get pulled over for trying to drive with the infant simulator in the front seat. You mean schools actually do that fake baby thing? The idea of that happening in a school here is laughable so I always just thought it was a trope making fun of how bad sex ed is in the USA.
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Dienes posted:I'd love to see him pulled over by a cap thinking its a passenger without a helmet and have to explain what the doll is to the officer. This was the premise of a Boston Legal episode (well, carpool lane, close enough) that snowballed into sexual surrogacy therapy sessions raided by the cops. Also William Shatner's character had a fuckdoll of his boss and thought it was totally normal. Denny Crane!
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jobson groeth posted:You mean schools actually do that fake baby thing? The idea of that happening in a school here is laughable so I always just thought it was a trope making fun of how bad sex ed is in the USA. This was in Canada and I did it when I took the class in 2002. It was a pretty fun bird course and I ended up with the highest baby score in the class (which was no instances of abuse plus the lowest number of seconds the baby cried over the weekend). They’re an expensive piece of kit and our school was the only one in the district with one at the time, IIRC.
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Only the rich schools get the robot babies. My sister did that sort of thing, but with a bag of sugar. The following Christmas, we opened the baby to sweeten some whipped cream.
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Barry Bluejeans posted:The world's worst Haunted Doll Watch. Worst for them, best for us. I'd love to read that eBay listing.
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jobson groeth posted:You mean schools actually do that fake baby thing? The idea of that happening in a school here is laughable so I always just thought it was a trope making fun of how bad sex ed is in the USA. Happened at my Perth, WA, high school for sure. Funnily enough I think it turned some of them towards early pregnancy, because now I see them occasionally on friends' from high school Facebooks with their 2nd or 3rd by 30ish.
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RoboRodent posted:Only the rich schools get the robot babies. My sister did that sort of thing, but with a bag of sugar. The bag of flour episode pretty often ends that way. I remember reading a kids book where all the girls became pack a day smokers because of it.
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Doesn't have to be a sex ed class. My high school had a child development class which went over pregnancy, childbirth, and infants/toddlers. It was very informative for everyone, regardless of plans for parenthood. Out of 30 people in the class only 2 or 3 where guys so while us girls would have group discussions on breastfeeding v formula or the different kinds of pain management for delivery they'd sit there all shy, which was a little awkward for everyone involved.
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jobson groeth posted:You mean schools actually do that fake baby thing? The idea of that happening in a school here is laughable so I always just thought it was a trope making fun of how bad sex ed is in the USA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f88cXDonf1Y jesus, that got copyright struck fast Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 13:30 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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crowtribe posted:Happened at my Perth, WA, high school for sure. https://www.npr.org/2016/08/30/491906474/baby-simulator-doesn-t-deter-teenage-pregnancies-study-indicates You would be right. I had a friend in high school who got pregnant a while after finishing one of those programs. She kept the baby and was a great mom, but her son died of leukemia not long after he turned two.
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We had those robot babies at my high school and we were most definitely not the rich school
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Metaline posted:Every semester some poor student in my high school’s family studies class would get pulled over for trying to drive with the infant simulator in the front seat. My school was small - graduating classes of less than a hundred. Our teen pregnancy rate was astronomical and we got some of those infant simulators through a grant. Everyone had to take care of one for a couple weeks in either their junior or senior year. (It did absolutely nothing for teen pregnancy rates.) When I was a senior, a junior student put the robobaby in the trunk of the car and went shopping. She came out to find cops waiting for her. Someone heard the 'baby' crying and called 911, and the cops had broke open her car to 'save' the kid.
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When it was my turn for the robot baby I was holding it and my cat was sniffing at it when it picked that exact moment to start crying. Cat freaks the gently caress out and tries to kill it, while I'm holding it. Still have the scars from that, and the cat refused to go into my room for like a month afterwards.
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Forced childcare is very AUG. I despise the robot baby/sugar/egg thing because it does nothing to teach how to handle an infant beyond what a colossal pain in the rear end it is. Meanwhile the same schools refuse to teach truthful sex ed. Phone posting so apologies for no pic but “robot baby” reminded me of the unused animatronic in the last Twilight film that was scrapped for being too horrifying. Ought team up with the unused Bird Box monster and hunt down dollfuckers, now there’s a schlock horror movie idea. SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL has a new favorite as of 15:13 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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GelatinSkeleton posted:We had those robot babies at my high school and we were most definitely not the rich school Yeah, I'm from a poor as gently caress area and the high school I went to had a class that had robot babies. It wasn't a required class and most people didn't take it but you'd see students lugging around robot babies sometimes.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Forced childcare is very AUG. I despise the robot baby/sugar/egg thing because it does nothing to teach how to handle an infant beyond what a colossal pain in the rear end it is. So you learned something? I did mine in middle school back in 92 and I had a sack of flower. I got assigned with a early blooming redhead named Xenia. I never did get to raise a real babby with her. Sigh. Oh we dropped the sack like 2 days in and failed the assignment.
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LingcodKilla posted:I had a sack of flower. 
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On the contrary, learning that babies are a pain in the rear end and that you can accidentally murder them if you don't drastically alter your normal behavior is an invaluable lesson. People still do stupid poo poo with real babies and you have to wonder if they would have had they taken the class.
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Kharmakazy posted:On the contrary, learning that babies are a pain in the rear end and that you can accidentally murder them if you don't drastically alter your normal behavior is an invaluable lesson. People still do stupid poo poo with real babies and you have to wonder if they would have had they taken the class. Yeah it was a valuable lesson for me and I never ended up dropping my real babies. They are colossal pain in the asses though.
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LingcodKilla posted:Yeah it was a valuable lesson for me and I never ended up dropping my real babies. I avoid babies at all costs so that I can never drop one.
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