Slippery posted:

Goats go to heaven, sheep go to hell.

Guy Mann posted:

porfiria posted:

Mace Windu is a loving Neimodian.

Tony Snark posted:

Huh, never seen Welsh towns have names that short.

Slippery posted:

Goats go to heaven, sheep go to hell.

cumshitter posted:

Just lol if a search for your name on the internet doesn't bring up your gigantic dick as the first result and if it doesn't lean slightly left or right, depending on whether you are north or south of the equator, because of the Coriolis effect.

Ultramega posted:

Yo xander77 i understand you don't like me because I doxxed you but maybe other people are genuinely curious to hear about the oppression you faced as an ethnic minority in a communist country? I'm not asking you to like me or even be civil with me because you do have a legitimate reason to dislike me even if it's been like 3 or so years since that happened.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hogge Wild posted:

Xenocides posted:

Healthy couples interact in certain ways:

“Honey, may I have permission to cop a feel?”

“Husband, may I touch your member in a firm but loving way?”

“Wife, your rear end cheeks inspire me to lust. May I approach and fondle them?”

kathmandu posted:

may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i thrust
may i nut

christmas boots posted:

Sorry, but because of those gold-fringed pubes, I don’t recognize your authority to cum aboard

Morphix posted:

women have expressed that I have a beautiful dick and it's uncut

Judakel posted:

You can't expect honesty from people you hire.

schmug posted:

how is roti compared to naan?

Jerry Cotton posted:

One takes a roti and a naan, and studies them both carefully to see what their differences might be. HTH.

The Human Cow posted:

I found this when I was removing a TV from a wall mount this afternoon in a restaurant. Every one of those was screwed into a drywall anchor, and at some point it's got to be cheaper to just buy a little bag of washers. Doesn't make any cents to me.

Ashcans posted:

Like they say, put your money where your mount is.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Don't Punch People, Don't Do A Rape On A Lady. Brought to you by the fine people at I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

*takes picture of butter tub being fed into paper shredder*

mllaneza posted:

Sheep go where they're led.

Slippery posted:

well maybe in real life but that hardly makes for as good of a lyric

It's from a song by Cake. (Also: Cake rules - the band I mean - although the foodstuff is also nice).

The Bloop posted:

The Chad Jihad posted:

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playing in the street gonna be a big man someday

Jedit posted:

It's also backwards, although that may have been intentional.

Flannelette posted:

Outrail posted:

Not really going out on a limb here but that's a sketchy dating sim porno game, isn't it?

Outrail posted:

Not really going out on a limb here but that's a sketchy dating sim porno game, isn't it?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

What do you think the seed of evil smells like haha
I would like to know just for laughs haha

Outrail posted:

Not really going out on a limb here but that's a sketchy dating sim porno game, isn't it?

Rust Martialis posted:

I want a girl with a short timeline
And a haaaaaaard Brexit

sandoz posted:

*golden girls theme song*

thank you for eating my rear end

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Dukat: Now, Captain, I believe you invited me on your program because your audience wanted to hear about my new holonovel, correct? What if I were to tell you I had an exclusive sneak peek clip prepared for you?
Picard: That sounds excellent. Engage.
*Viewscreen shows clip of Mac and Me*

Slippery posted:

I want a girl who's an isolationist
I want a girl who goes it alone
I want a girl with nationalist leanings
And who hates immigrants

FactsAreUseless posted:

Post-Brexit UK described by officials as "all alone, all alone in her time of need."

The Lord Bude posted:

Not everyone shits once a week like you do.

A healthy person with an adequate fibre intake is going to be doing a couple of shits a day. Add to that the fact that I'm a very conscientious wiper, and I like to use a decent amount with each pass to make sure I don't get poo poo on my hand. And we use premium 4 ply paper, so it's not some super economy jumbo roll. 4 ply paper being thicker would have fewer squares in a standard sized roll.

Edit: I took a dump after typing this out, so I decided to properly record my toilet paper usage. I can now confirm for the record that I used 25 squares of toilet paper for the wiping, over the course of 4 passes; which I assume is typical of my usage.

my standard wipe methodology is - tear off some toilet paper, double it over a few times, then do one wipe back to front while seated; then toss paper in the toilet. Repeat, with slight trajectory changes each time to ensure full coverage, until I get to the pass where the toilet paper comes away completely clean.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I cut my face off with a live snapping turtle to shave until you do you don't even know luxury

The Silver Snail posted:

I tried that pose from the Wario shot and it really does help your voice get the deeper range and bellow of a proper "WA." I bet my neighbors are proud of me.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Post-Brexit UK described by officials as "all alone, all alone in her time of need."

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Kitfox88 posted:

holy gently caress why doesn't he just use wetwipes