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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Yesterday i realized something, Juniper can sleep on her own bed but at some point in the night she will wake up walk around the bedroom until i wake up, grab her, place her on bed and immediately go to sleep next to me. If she sleep at my bed she will not wake up at all but has to sleep touching me or kinda close to me. Juniper is too pure for this world.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





This dog follows instructions

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

ElMaligno posted:

Yesterday i realized something, Juniper can sleep on her own bed but at some point in the night she will wake up walk around the bedroom until i wake up, grab her, place her on bed and immediately go to sleep next to me. If she sleep at my bed she will not wake up at all but has to sleep touching me or kinda close to me. Juniper is too pure for this world.


:kimchi:

What a good girl.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015



Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





He knows if you've been good or bad...

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I dont think he likes the way I'm throwing :ohdear:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Good to see Max still spiteful and judging

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





You dare offer me this???

https://youtu.be/5fUaHHDy4pc

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Fookin ded

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Max roolz

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Here have a pepper


In your face


Under your bed

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Post more pictures of Pepper! She has Lando’s ears!

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Can we get a pup date on Ft Monty?

Winter Rose
Sep 27, 2007

Understand how unstable the truth can be.



Chicha with new friend Oscar.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/El_Gustache/status/1085603510408798208?s=19

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Winter Rose posted:



Chicha with new friend Oscar.

Chicha looks very dignified and happy with it.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I get up at 3:30am every M-F. Monty is not a fan and usually stays in bed until I get back from the gym.

Today he got out of bed while I was in the bathroom taking a poop. I thought he was getting water.

He left a huge pile of poo poo outside my bathroom door. Okay, my fault. His first accident in like 3-4 years, so I will 100% take the blame.

What makes this story interesting though, is that I have a roomba.

It was a massacre.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Fuckin hell are yew British? I had no idea.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Found in the schadenfreude thread:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

colachute posted:

I get up at 3:30am every M-F. Monty is not a fan and usually stays in bed until I get back from the gym.

Today he got out of bed while I was in the bathroom taking a poop. I thought he was getting water.

He left a huge pile of poo poo outside my bathroom door. Okay, my fault. His first accident in like 3-4 years, so I will 100% take the blame.

What makes this story interesting though, is that I have a roomba.

It was a massacre.

“Yet another boring conference call,” I thought to myself. “Guess I’ll enjoy my coffee and read the dog thread.”

<reads latest Monty post, gets to part about the Roomba, sprays coffee from nose and has to mute phone to cover up painful snorts and choked, gurgling laughter>

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

colachute posted:

I get up at 3:30am every M-F. Monty is not a fan and usually stays in bed until I get back from the gym.

Today he got out of bed while I was in the bathroom taking a poop. I thought he was getting water.

He left a huge pile of poo poo outside my bathroom door. Okay, my fault. His first accident in like 3-4 years, so I will 100% take the blame.

What makes this story interesting though, is that I have a roomba.

It was a massacre.

help I can't stop laughing

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Wasabi the J posted:

Fuckin hell are yew British? I had no idea.

I'm kiwi

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


A British convict not good enough to placed in australia.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Says the fake Mexican

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/Qgy5Quz.gifv

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Ah, the only kiwis I've listened to are these guys.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Shirley is making house calls today!

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

Icon Of Sin posted:

Shirley is making house calls today!



I'm next please.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Sarah posted:

I'm next please.

I’m sorry, you’ve been preempted by the boys here :(

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

i am dead

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Icon Of Sin posted:

I’m sorry, you’ve been preempted by the boys here :(



It must be nice to have a friend so big they're basically a couch :3:

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Tendai posted:

It must be nice to have a friend so big they're basically a couch :3:

I really, really wish the Great Dane on the 3rd floor and Timothy could be friends. But he's SO BIG, and Tim is soooooooo small. In this equation, Zipper is "nope."

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
omg

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Dem ears

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjl3SB62X_8

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Starts slow but worth it

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Syrian Lannister posted:

Starts slow but worth it
seahawks.txt

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Icon Of Sin posted:

I’m sorry, you’ve been preempted by the boys here :(



:vince:

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


That is an amazing dogge posse

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