What's your favorite version of Mariah Carey? This poll is closed. |
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Curly-haired skinny 1990 Mariah | 34 | 26.15% | |
Crazy rainbow booby Mariah | 33 | 25.38% | |
MILF-riah | 23 | 17.69% | |
Thicc-riah | 40 | 30.77% | |
Total: | 130 votes |
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Mariah Carey is one of the most disastrously stupid celebrities I have ever seen in my entire life but us biracials never had that many role models to look up to in the 90s but she has bomb rear end titties so my mind has always been in constant conflict about her. My mom really wanted me to be a fan of hers when I was a kid because she's mixed like me and my brothers but even when I was 12 I knew she was stupid as hell...but she tries so please pray for her if you're unsure about this here is splendid tweet of hers that made me go walk outside and take a break from social media from a bit https://twitter.com/mariahcarey/status/154513641251676160
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 20:31 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 20:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6z6epeTrKw
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 21:12 |
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beep by grandpa posted:My mom really wanted me to be a fan of hers when I was a kid because she's mixed like me and my brothers but even when I was 12 I knew she was stupid as hell...but she tries so please pray for her them titties ain't dumb
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# ? Nov 24, 2018 21:17 |
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beep by grandpa posted:Mariah Carey is one of the most disastrously stupid celebrities I have ever seen in my entire life but us biracials never had that many role models to look up to in the 90s but she has bomb rear end titties so my mind has always been in constant conflict about her. Do you not want people to pray for you if you have mild kidney failure idgi
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 04:53 |
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Torquemada posted:I couldn’t give a poo poo about her, but that live version of Vision of Love she did on SNL in like 1990 made the hair stand up on my neck. And looking at it now LOL at what she looks like: a totally ordinary ok looking girl in an oversized jean jacket. She should have stayed plain but talented. I like that song but I never saw that version before. That is kinda cool to see where she started from. I think if being glamorous makes you happy you should do what you feel like but I think most celebrities do it out of obligation. Mariah is one of the most talented vocalists of all time but she definitely has her share of personal struggles/mental health issues. Most great musicians do tbh That performance is on youtube btw (bootleg quality at least) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX_GRxM48v4
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:03 |
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Dixville posted:I like that song but I never saw that version before. That is kinda cool to see where she started from. I think if being glamorous makes you happy you should do what you feel like but I think most celebrities do it out of obligation. Mariah is one of the most talented vocalists of all time but she definitely has her share of personal struggles/mental health issues. Most great musicians do tbh Those backup singers and band members knew. They were part of history.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:12 |
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Oh poo poo I forgot about this song this was my mother loving jam when I was 10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMCGvtlL4fw
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 07:41 |
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Dixville posted:I like that song but I never saw that version before. That is kinda cool to see where she started from. I think if being glamorous makes you happy you should do what you feel like but I think most celebrities do it out of obligation. Mariah is one of the most talented vocalists of all time but she definitely has her share of personal struggles/mental health issues. Most great musicians do tbh For those curious, here's 2017 Mariah tackling this same song: https://youtu.be/BJ8KpZV7i0k TL;DW - She does fine, but what's most interesting is how nervous she looks in parts
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 08:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghOnE5fFzws I always think it's interesting to hear the vocals isolated out on songs like this where there is some freestyle/improv incorporated in it. Technically it still has the back up cues on this one but still cool to hear
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 08:26 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Is she hot or fat this year Now we're talking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQEVguV71sI
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 10:31 |
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That Tommy Mottola sure has a type doesn't he?
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 11:12 |
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1redflag posted:I hope we can talk about grown men tucking their chains in this thread With the wildfires forcing people to leave their homes, kids from cali are now popping up all over the country
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 15:41 |
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Jim Jeffries has a bit where he talks about how Mariah hired him to do stand up at Mariah’s billionaire boyfriends birthday party and what a disaster it was
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 16:15 |
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Shake It Off is the best goddam break-up song on the planet (edging out The World Has Turned by Weezer), and whenever I bring it up people always say “you mean by Taylor Swift” and then by the time I’ve finished bludgeoning them to death the video is done buffering and I listen to it like 10 times in a row. I can’t listen to it right now because I have a girlfriend and if I listen to it I’m gonna get so hype on breaking up I might dump this women because Mariah told me to. Also lol at a gossip blog trying to slut-shame an international sex icon with “you’re Old... and a Mom! Put your boobs away, old mom!”
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 16:23 |
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ElectricSheep posted:them titties ain't dumb
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 16:25 |
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It is I who is dumb, for those titties
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 16:54 |
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i was placed in remedial english and sat behind them titties
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 16:56 |
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1redflag posted:I hope we can talk about grown men tucking their
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 17:42 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Shake It Off is the best goddam break-up song on the planet (edging out The World Has Turned by Weezer), and whenever I bring it up people always say “you mean by Taylor Swift” and then by the time I’ve finished bludgeoning them to death the video is done buffering and I listen to it like 10 times in a row. Yeah!!!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:28 |
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The Mariah/ODB story is a good one. Mariah may be sort of crazy, but she could never match up to ODB's level https://ambrosiaforheads.com/2018/11/odb-mariah-carey-fantasy-making-of-ol-dirty/ quote:Rooney continues, “At this point Mariah had been calling every hour on the hour, wanting to hear something over the phone. Tommy was pissed because Mariah was keeping him up, so he finally got on the phone with O.D.B. — and after that, finally we started to record. He said one line — ‘me and Mariah, go back like babies with pacifiers‘ — then paused, said, ‘Yo, I need to take a break,’ and went to sleep for 45 minutes. He woke up and was like, ‘Yo, let me hear what I did so far.’ We played his one line back, he sang another line or two, and then slept for another hour. He would come up with a line, punch that in, go to sleep. He went to sleep three different times in the middle of trying to get that one verse done. If you listen to the record now, on his verse, you can hear that it’s punched in in pieces. He actually told the engineer, ‘Y’all better have your sh*t set and record it right, cause I’m not doing it twice.'”
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 20:51 |
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 22:30 |
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Tuck ye chains, industry hos
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 22:31 |
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I'm flexin of all of u real hard rn
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 22:31 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Those backup singers and band members knew. They were part of history. For more fun "people realizing they were witnessing history" stuff, check out Mariah Carey's first ever TV appearance at game 4 of the NBA Finals in 1990 in all its 3rd generation VHS glory: https://youtu.be/TjDIgj2x3L8
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 00:01 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 00:06 |
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I should prolly mention that Grindcore made that, not me. Credit where credit is due and all that.
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 00:08 |
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I remember reading years ago that any time Mariah Carey checked into a hotel she made them put a new unused toilet in her room and I remember thinking "they must mean just the toilet seat" but now I'm not sure
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 00:42 |
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It makes me wonder what she does at home
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 00:43 |
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I bet if you look in the alley behind her apartment it's like 40 feet high with lightly used toilets she pulled up and threw out the window
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 00:43 |
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Sensing a market for screw on disposable toilets.
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 00:47 |
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Mariah Carey doesn't want a lot for Christmas. She only want to POSSESS A HUMAN BEING. Like, sorry, Mariah, you're gettin a prepaid visa.
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 01:01 |
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Changed my mind. I'm re gifting Mariah a Hess truck.
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 01:04 |
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Analysts have deduced that the holiday cheer of the populace is already up this year. How do they know this? SCIENCE!Washington Post posted:I present you the “All I Want for Christmas Index of Holiday Cheer.” quote:AIWFCIY searches are currently trending well ahead of prior years. Interest in the song is currently higher than at any point in the past decade or so for which Google has numbers. Is this because people need more holiday cheer this year, or are they simply feeling more festive? Again, the numbers don’t tell us exactly why they’re searching, but it is clear that this holiday season people need more Mariah in their lives than usual.
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# ? Nov 26, 2018 02:46 |
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Pitchfork sits down with Ms. Carey and gets her to answer their burning questions. Carey on how race works: quote:You posted a photo with Colin Kaepernick recently, and people were making stupid comments like, “What does she know? She’s white.” Mariah on the essence of Mariah: quote:What makes something a Mariah song to you? Mariah Carey literally shits #1 records: quote:Tommy [Mottola] had said, “Oh, there’s this movie, and Luther [Vandross] is gonna do a song, and Gloria [Estefan] is gonna do a song. You want to write the song for Gloria?” I said, “Cool,” and then I walked out, went to the restroom, came back, and I came up with the melody and the lyric—[sings] and then a hero comes along—at the same time. Mariah Carey has no idea where people get the notion that she hates Jennifer Lopez quote:Even when you say the most simple poo poo, like “I don’t know her” about Jennifer Lopez, it gets turned into a never-ending meme. Carey on how she became the victor of Hunger Games: 90s Pop Stars Edition quote:How did you survive? I ask because a lot of the megastars who came up just a little bit before you, like George Michael and Whitney Houston, ultimately didn’t. Lots more insight at the link: https://pitchfork.com/features/interview/forever-mariah-an-interview-with-an-icon/
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# ? Nov 28, 2018 22:13 |
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lizardman posted:
They're baaaa-aaaaaack.... A SECOND BOUGIE RUSSIAN LEACH HAS HIT THE TOWER. But it looks this time Mariah Carey's ready for 'em; she's going on the offensive. Fox News posted:Mariah Carey reportedly sues former assistant for blackmailing her with 'intimate,' 'personal' recordings
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 08:09 |
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But that's just the beginning. This treacherous former personal assistant from the Eastern Bloc has immediately filed a counter suit, and the claims are... ...well, they're something! BuzzFeed News posted:Mariah Carey’s Former Personal Assistant Says She Was Held Down And Peed On At Work quote:Included in the allegations filed by Lianna Shakhnazaryan, who also goes by Lianna Azarian, is that Carey’s manager would often yell things at her like "Get that Armenian bitch!" and "Move your fat Armenian rear end!" Carey’s then-manager Stella Bulochnikov also allegedly slapped Shakhnazaryan's breast and on multiple times pushed her to the ground and sat and peed on her. quote:Shakhnazaryan said Carey was aware of the conduct and also joined in committing physical, emotional, and psychological attacks. She is suing for sexual battery, discrimination, harassment, and wrongful termination. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/claudiarosenbaum/mariah-carey-personal-assistant-sues?origin=thum ^ Buzzfeed also a PDF copy of the entire countersuit filing if reading such things is a hobby of yours like it is ours. This dormant saga really exploded out of nowhere - this all re-ignited yesterday. The plot thickens. It's enough to make one long for the days when all you had to worry about was Eminem making a diss song about how you don't want to have sex with him! Such an innocent, care-free time. More as it develops. We'll keep you abreast of the situation! lizardman fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jan 19, 2019 |
# ? Jan 19, 2019 01:13 |
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 01:20 |
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Leave Mariah Alone!
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 01:22 |
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I get pissed on for way less than that
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 01:29 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 20:35 |
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Yeah.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 01:38 |