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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

what am i looking at

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

what am i looking at

High octane NLE.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Incredible

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
I'm an audio guy and that is incomprehensible to me.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Origami Dali posted:

I'm an audio guy and that is incomprehensible to me.
Then you'll probably appreciate this horrific thing that Propellerhead (makers of Reason) retweeted the other day:

https://twitter.com/daktyluk/status/1084899945843372033

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

what am i looking at

The entirety of Mandy as seen through Adobe Premiere Pro.

To give you a sense of scale, every "V" is a visual element and every "A" is an audio element. The visual element that reads "MANDY" around the 1 hour mark on the timeline is the title screen of the film. Look down the column and check out all of the visual and audio elements put into just those seconds.

The blue vertical line just past 2:30 on the timeline is where the screen on the right is. Look at everything put into just a shot of Nicholas Cage looking past the camera.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Looks about right.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1086369219107786753

I say A Serbian Film, but what do y'all think? There are a bunch of good Lars Von Trier candidates too.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1086369219107786753

I say A Serbian Film, but what do y'all think? There are a bunch of good Lars Von Trier candidates too.

Anti Christ is always a good one

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1086369219107786753

I say A Serbian Film, but what do y'all think? There are a bunch of good Lars Von Trier candidates too.

Salo seems like an obvious one.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Wasn't there someone a few years ago who was gonna show Martyrs at like a teenage girl's birthday party or something? I might be exaggerating I can't remember details.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1086369219107786753

I say A Serbian Film, but what do y'all think? There are a bunch of good Lars Von Trier candidates too.

Shoah of course. You can at least mock the try-hard attitude of A Serbian Film or LvT's works, but Shoah is just nine hours of pure misery.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



The answer is always Cannibal Holocaust.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

chitoryu12 posted:

The entirety of Mandy as seen through Adobe Premiere Pro.

To give you a sense of scale, every "V" is a visual element and every "A" is an audio element. The visual element that reads "MANDY" around the 1 hour mark on the timeline is the title screen of the film. Look down the column and check out all of the visual and audio elements put into just those seconds.

The blue vertical line just past 2:30 on the timeline is where the screen on the right is. Look at everything put into just a shot of Nicholas Cage looking past the camera.

That's definitely an Avid sequence, not Premiere.

Single monitor setups are a drag tho.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Basebf555 posted:

Wasn't there someone a few years ago who was gonna show Martyrs at like a teenage girl's birthday party or something? I might be exaggerating I can't remember details.

I think there was a teacher awhile back who was compiling a list of horror films to show a school film club or something and there were some very alarming choices.

If I remember right the teacher saw reason and changed his/her plans.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

STAC Goat posted:

I think there was a teacher awhile back who was compiling a list of horror films to show a school film club or something and there were some very alarming choices.

If I remember right the teacher saw reason and changed his/her plans.

Ohhhh yea that's right because for a while they were talking about how it would be ok because the parents were going to sign a permission slip lol

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



omg i remember that he ended up being a total creep iirc

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Yeah he didn't AFAIK do it because everyone was like " Uh we're pretty sure showing Cannibal Holocaust to 10 year olds will minimally get you fired possibly arrested".

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
The thread consensus that it was a horrible idea made them back off.

Also, the worst thing to "watch" in a chill situation would be something far more boring than Serbian Film or Antichrist or whatever, because at least that poo poo gets your pulse up. I've dated girls who would've been totally into it, for better or worse. The worst possible fiction thing (so excluding Shoah) would be some poo poo that's just dead on arrival, like a bad Adam Sandler comedy or a Hallmark original.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Pomp posted:

Donnie Darko is good and I've refused to watch it since the directors cut came out because it's so loving bad it makes me question if it was ever good

No, the original cut remains good. Plus it's fun to see how much Stranger Things nicked from it.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1086369219107786753

I say A Serbian Film, but what do y'all think? There are a bunch of good Lars Von Trier candidates too.

Enter the Void

Nothing against the movie but I never want to watch it ever again.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1086369219107786753

I say A Serbian Film, but what do y'all think? There are a bunch of good Lars Von Trier candidates too.

The X-rated cut of The Sinful Dwarf, and a big platter of boiled chicken to eat while you watch it.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Probably one of the guinea pig series or other similar 90s dtv movies that are basically excuses for lots of torture

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1086369219107786753

I say A Serbian Film, but what do y'all think? There are a bunch of good Lars Von Trier candidates too.

Nothing But Trouble.

And I only say this because I've had people actually get mad at me for making them watch it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
lol posers in this thread suggesting anything other than Gestapo's Last Orgy to shut down a movie and chill night

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Basebf555 posted:

Ohhhh yea that's right because for a while they were talking about how it would be ok because the parents were going to sign a permission slip lol

I went looking and it turns out we were both right. The poster did have a list of movies that included Henry and Audition that he was gonna show students, but a few years earlier he was looking for recommendations for what to show kids he was babysitting and "joked" he was told he couldn't show Martyrs.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I actually feel like the weird one for remembering the Martyrs post because it was four years ago, wow.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

STAC Goat posted:

I went looking and it turns out we were both right. The poster did have a list of movies that included Henry and Audition that he was gonna show students, but a few years earlier he was looking for recommendations for what to show kids he was babysitting and "joked" he was told he couldn't show Martyrs.

That reminds me of the guy (I forget if it was in the Traditional Games board here or on some other RPG board but it was infamous in the grognards.txt threads) who kept asking and seemed dead set on running like a tabletop gaming/D&D sort of thing as junior high after school program at his local school.

:yeah:

Using the Gor setting.

:wtc:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor

:siren: :siren: :siren:

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
The answer is clearly Forced Entry

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Basebf555 posted:

I actually feel like the weird one for remembering the Martyrs post because it was four years ago, wow.

:psyduck: what is happening to time

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



i was 14 when i joined this hellhole and im almost 21 now what have u ppl done to me

Gejimayu
Mar 4, 2005
spaz
I saw Enter the Void on acid with my friend, and again with my wife sober. We all love it and I think its a gorgeous film.

Literally watched A Serbian Film on a recommendation with my roommate's then new girlfriend. Holy poo poo what a pile of trash. Things didn't go well for them after that and I think she judged me for putting it on. I went in blind and the person that recommended it is kind of a douche.

Edit: nothing but trouble is a train wreck but a great one.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Neo Rasa posted:

That reminds me of the guy (I forget if it was in the Traditional Games board here or on some other RPG board but it was infamous in the grognards.txt threads) who kept asking and seemed dead set on running like a tabletop gaming/D&D sort of thing as junior high after school program at his local school.

:yeah:

Using the Gor setting.

:wtc:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor

:siren: :siren: :siren:

"Jeff, we love your enthusiasm for helping out the kids, but maybe you should take some time off until after the divorce is finalized."

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

K. Waste posted:

The answer is clearly Forced Entry

If porn is allowed then Water Power is the definitive choice by far for this endeavor.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Kvlt! posted:

i was 14 when i joined this hellhole and im almost 21 now what have u ppl done to me

I RAISED YOU THE BEST I COULD

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

When I was back in Chicago, a friend of mine reminded me of a party we were at, at a mutual friend's apartment, and our mutual friend thought it would be hilarious to put Spetters on.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Neo Rasa posted:

If porn is allowed then Water Power is the definitive choice by far for this endeavor.

But then you have to watch Water Power and you lose

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Hollismason posted:

I RAISED YOU THE BEST I COULD

you're forever my daddy <3

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Neo Rasa posted:

That reminds me of the guy (I forget if it was in the Traditional Games board here or on some other RPG board but it was infamous in the grognards.txt threads) who kept asking and seemed dead set on running like a tabletop gaming/D&D sort of thing as junior high after school program at his local school.

:yeah:

Using the Gor setting.

:wtc:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor

:siren: :siren: :siren:

Both the Gor fan website with the whipcrack audio clip and the youtube video of the audio clip have disappeared from the internet. :(

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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Lurdiak posted:

That scene's good and I appreciate the work of all the various special effects people who worked on each monster to give it a distinct look, but I don't think the entire rest of the movie is even mildly enjoyable so that sequence alone can't hold it up for me.

The biggest problem with the movie is that it thinks it's clever and funny, and it's neither, and that's really grating.

As I said in my 'rawr' post over in the October challenge thread, the monster design was nice, but that was it. But then I think we're tied in our hate of the movie.

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