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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I’m the anticipation for what’s going to go on the left side.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hey thread. Going to dig up an old-rear end post to share something that doesn't actually fit in this thread.

ToastFaceKillah posted:

Someday, I want someone to come in and ask for that "I refuse to sink" quote with a buoy.

Well I found myself in San Antonio in this week and had some available real estate...



Thanks Toast!

(The shine is from the tatuderm since we kinda forgot to take any pictures before putting it on)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Fuckin' A+ right there. I especially like the storm in the background. Blow as hard as you like, I'm not going anywhere.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Always weathering the storms, so you can warn people going through the same thing what to avoid and how to navigate through it.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The one lower case letter makes me read it as “+0”, but that’s on me not you.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Subjunctive posted:

The one lower case letter makes me read it as “+0”, but that’s on me not you.

Yeah, that's really bothering me... But that tattoo is friggin awesome overall!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Thanks for using something that actually doesn’t sink

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Hahaha buoy tattoo is fantastic

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Subjunctive posted:

The one lower case letter makes me read it as “+0”, but that’s on me not you.

Well now I know what tiny detail I'm going to focus on forever. THANKS! :v:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Now we need the same tattoo with a kitchen sink filled with garbage.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

whypick1 posted:

Well now I know what tiny detail I'm going to focus on forever. THANKS! :v:

A strategically placed serif could help with that.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

whypick1 posted:

Hey thread. Going to dig up an old-rear end post to share something that doesn't actually fit in this thread.


Well I found myself in San Antonio in this week and had some available real estate...



Thanks Toast!

(The shine is from the tatuderm since we kinda forgot to take any pictures before putting it on)

That’s awesome!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'd be *very* interested in seeing how that holds up, but the work seems good fresh, at least.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Barrel droop happens to all of us eventually.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LingcodKilla posted:

Barrel droop happens to all of us eventually.

imagine the hanks droop tho

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

The weird low boobs make me think this has to be a photo shop. No one looks like that, do they?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Pretty sure Tom Hanks does :v:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I imagine on cold, dark nights, his right manboob husks "earn this"

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
I don’t get why they aren’t coloured in when it’s supposedly finished!

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.


That loving gun. Is hilarious. Barrel barely protruding from the wooden furniture and the scope that ends right at the barrel, lol. At least I assume that's supposed to be a scope.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Uh, that looks fairly close to the actual scene:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

whypick1 posted:

Uh, that looks fairly close to the actual scene:



Is that tattoo yours? :raise:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


organburner posted:

That loving gun. Is hilarious. Barrel barely protruding from the wooden furniture and the scope that ends right at the barrel, lol. At least I assume that's supposed to be a scope.

It’s not bad for a 1903A4 at the angle of the scene.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

The Bloop posted:

Is that tattoo yours? :raise:

He's just pointing out that guy was dead wrong, you goober

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Endless Mike posted:

I'd be *very* interested in seeing how that holds up, but the work seems good fresh, at least.

This brings up something that bugs me. Why do these beautiful, painterly tattoos fail so badly as they age?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The inks don't just get punched into your dermis and stay there forever. They will shift and dissipate over time. There's a reason why "bold will hold" is a common saying for tattoos.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Fair enough then, the angle makes it look really weird.

The scope just looks off to me in the scene now as well. It just looks like it ends right before the end of the furniture.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

organburner posted:

Fair enough then, the angle makes it look really weird.

The scope just looks off to me in the scene now as well. It just looks like it ends right before the end of the furniture.
It's called Perspective

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

nerve posted:

He's just pointing out that guy was dead wrong, you goober

No poo poo and I was pointing out that searching a movie for a screenshot to prove someone wrong on the internet would be nuts unless maybe you already had the screenshot because the tattoo was yours and barely funny jokes aren't really improved by explaining them are they you booger

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.


It’s Alex Salmond.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

The bad tattoo has a bad tattoo? Whoa. :catdrugs:

Vato
Jan 14, 2018



I think it's tasteless and really, really weird...even if it was well done.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


While Dick is giving him the dick he can stair at Dick.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Rascar Capac posted:



It’s Alex Salmond.

Smeagol got fat

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Rascar Capac posted:



It’s Alex Salmond.

Well that tattoo will go from bad to horrible if Alex Salmond is convicted of sexmonsterism.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Rascar Capac posted:



It’s Alex Salmond.

What does it say?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Saor Alba" = "Free Scotland" in Gaelic

mick ohio
Sep 24, 2007

So I says to Mabel, I says...

organburner posted:

That loving gun. Is hilarious. Barrel barely protruding from the wooden furniture and the scope that ends right at the barrel, lol. At least I assume that's supposed to be a scope.

And here I thought it was a train for some reason.

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/IjxfyU1.jpg :nws:

I can't even figure out what the christ is going on here :psyduck:

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