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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Lone Goat posted:

You can get a decent bidet attachment for your toilet for like 30 dollars.

A hose at harbor freight should be like $10

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Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

Lone Goat posted:

You can get a decent bidet attachment for your toilet for like 30 dollars.

I've always wanted a raspberry colored one so I could tell people I have a ~raspberry bidet~

(I shall kill myself now)

# ? Jan 18, 2019 17:19

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

call center manager posted:

I've always wanted a raspberry colored one so I could tell people I have a ~raspberry bidet~

(I shall kill myself now)

Just...don't buy a bidet at a secondhand store.

# ? Jan 18, 2019 17:48

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Brondell sells everything from simple hose attachments to full-on heated seats with built-in nozzles. (My mom bought my dad one of the fancier models after a few trips to Japan.) You see the simpler ones come up on sale sometimes on Kinja Deals, too.

# ? Jan 18, 2019 17:51

POOL IS CLOSED: Jul 14, 2011; I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.; Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Just...don't buy a bidet at a secondhand store.

I learned Monday that you can buy second hand toilets on Amazon, including the seat and lid. I�m more sensitive than I thought because that skeeved me right out.

But what really entertains me is how many of my fellow Americans seem to think that a bidet squirts dirty toilet water at your rear end.

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# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:30

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

tribbledirigible posted:

The food has run out and long ago somebody left with the crop.

"Let me go" she said
"Let me go" she said
"Let me go and I will crush the Pound."

# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:35

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Just...don't buy a bidet at a secondhand store.

But when it's warm you don't need much more?

# ? Jan 18, 2019 19:46

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I learned Monday that you can buy second hand toilets on Amazon, including the seat and lid. I’m more sensitive than I thought because that skeeved me right out.

But what really entertains me is how many of my Americans seem to think that a bidet squirts dirty toilet water at your rear end.

Just store your piss in a squirt cap gatorade bottle ffs

# ? Jan 18, 2019 20:29

POOL IS CLOSED: Jul 14, 2011; I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.; Pillbug

Outrail posted:

Just store your piss in a squirt cap gatorade bottle ffs

I thought we were supposed to put it in eye droppers

# ? Jan 18, 2019 20:35

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I thought we were supposed to put it in eye droppers

You need to drink more water.

# ? Jan 18, 2019 20:44

POOL IS CLOSED: Jul 14, 2011; I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.; Pillbug

SiKboy posted:

You need to drink more water.

# ? Jan 18, 2019 20:47

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Talking about a Twitter account that rates dogs

Calibanibal posted:

ah yes dogrates, my favorite greek philosopher

# ? Jan 19, 2019 04:01

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

"cynic" means dog-man, hth

(dogogenes sinopius kosmopolites)

# ? Jan 19, 2019 04:25

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Admiral Joeslop posted:

My wife died during the Galactic Civil War

TremorX posted:

# ? Jan 19, 2019 05:09

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

canyoneer posted:

goddamn lmao

# ? Jan 19, 2019 10:01

Olaf The Stout: Oct 16, 2009; FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

canyoneer posted:

Holy gently caress. You've done tremendous work bringing this here.

# ? Jan 19, 2019 10:02

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

sebmojo posted:

But when it's warm you don't need much more?

Maybe not, but it goes in through the out door.

# ? Jan 19, 2019 14:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Lain Iwakura posted:

hey. if you're gonna go murdering people...

https://www.runnersworld.com/news/a25924256/mark-fellows-runner-hitman-murder/

quote:
A British runner, cyclist, and mob hitman has been convicted for the murders of two rival gangsters, in part, because of his GPS watch. Mark �Iceman� Fellows, 39, was found guilty by a jury at Liverpool Crown Court of killing organized crime leader Paul �Mr. Big� Massey and his associate John Kinsella, 55 and 53 at the time of their deaths. Massey and Kinsella were also career criminals, part of a gang scene near Manchester, England, with a reputation known across Europe, according to the Manchester Evening News.

Though police already suspected Fellows in Kinsella�s death, it was his Garmin Forerunner that linked him to Massey�s unsolved 2015 murder. While detectives were investigating Fellows, they came across a photo of the suspect wearing his Garmin Forerunner during 2015�s Great Manchester 10K (he ran 47:17, pictured above) two months before the murder of Massey that July. Detectives then located the device at Fellows�s home and checked its GPS data for files that could link him to Massey.

They found that the runner plotted these murders with the attention and precision of any serious athlete, and accordingly, he recorded his recon missions. (Runner�s World has not been able to link Fellows to a public Strava or Garmin account.)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

good to see the speed running community are still setting new times in Hitman

# ? Jan 19, 2019 15:01

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Krankenstyle posted:

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lol

# ? Jan 19, 2019 17:58

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Gotta work on those DPS stats.

# ? Jan 19, 2019 19:46

TheHomerTax: Dec 26, 2012; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Are nachos considered a salad?

Picnic Princess posted:

Do bears poo poo in the woods?

Shifty Nipples posted:

Bears poo poo wherever they want to.

Solice Kirsk posted:

During the playoffs they prefer Soldier Field.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 03:28

Eox: Jun 20, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Hogge Wild posted:

could someone post the fireflies posts

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# ? Jan 20, 2019 08:56

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

punchymcpunch posted:

*throwing a dozen boomerangs in the air* nitekrre says i got too many boomerangs well gently caress em

# ? Jan 20, 2019 09:05

Flossie: Nov 8, 2008

Rust Martialis posted:

I want a girl with a short timeline
And a haaaaaaard Brexit

Loving the CAKE talk up in here, this one especially. Yes.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 11:12

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Kitfox88 posted:

holy gently caress why doesn't he just use wetwipes

Lone Goat posted:

You can get a decent bidet attachment for your toilet for like 30 dollars.

The quotes are coming from inside the thread.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 11:40

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Flossie posted:

Loving the CAKE talk up in here, this one especially. Yeah. Right. Ah Yeah. Huh!

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:24

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Eox posted:

Ah, the hilarious FYAD chain-probation, still so funny after all these years. :jerkbag:

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:38

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ah, the hilarious FYAD chain-probation, still so funny after all these years.

IKs?

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:55

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ah, the hilarious FYAD chain-probation, still so funny after all these years.

it is

# ? Jan 20, 2019 19:16

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

fool_of_sound posted:

it is

yea

# ? Jan 20, 2019 19:25

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

fool_of_sound posted:

it is

# ? Jan 20, 2019 19:40

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

fool_of_sound posted:

it is

# ? Jan 20, 2019 20:39

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ah, the hilarious FYAD chain-probation, still so funny after all these years.

I didn't laugh at the chain probe but The reaction was pretty funny

# ? Jan 20, 2019 20:48

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ah, the hilarious FYAD chain-probation, still so funny after all these years.

i got mine :shrug:

# ? Jan 20, 2019 20:53

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ah, the hilarious FYAD chain-probation, still so funny after all these years.

Nice meltdown.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 21:02

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

FYAD is like an idiot god, like a toad statue you found in a ruin that you kiss and suck tongues with. It really is your own fault if something bad happens if you do that.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 22:54

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

doverhog posted:

FYAD is like an idiot god, like a toad statue you found in a ruin that you kiss and suck tongues with. It really is your own fault if something bad happens if you do that.

Please edit this simile

# ? Jan 20, 2019 22:58