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Nice pump n dump in the last day.
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# ? Jan 20, 2019 17:57 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:24 |
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One day I'll hit myself in the balls with a hammer just the right way, and it'll make my penis 5" longer.
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# ? Jan 20, 2019 17:58 |
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Nice Homer you got there on your bitscoin chart. Oh, it's just a small one… what to call it…
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# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:15 |
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quote:Everything is a pump and dump scheme. Even girlfriends. Heck, even life itself when you think about it. You are pumped into this world by your daddy and dumped into the ground by your relatives when its over.
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# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:42 |
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von Vicious posted:
Jokes on you. All the miners have long since chased their family and friends away. As always, that can only be good for Bitcoin.
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# ? Jan 20, 2019 19:14 |
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zaurg posted:Exactly. Time it better and sell near the top.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 02:19 |
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zaurg posted:Exactly. Time it better and sell near the top. Well if you didn't want to sell when you had literally doubled your money then you could have done it once the market had obviously crashed and dozens of people told you to sell for a small profit. But the "pin-down-your-ears-and-growl-like-a-dog-that-is-being-told-to-spit-out-something-it-shouldn't-be-eating" investment strategy of holding onto your shitcoins for a year after that point until you've lost over half your money is a way to go too.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:03 |
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Knowing the history of this idiot, I suspect he's back here not because he sold his poo poo, but because he bought the dip.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:08 |
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Some of the Sheep posted:Knowing the history of this idiot, I suspect he's back here not because he sold his poo poo, but because he bought the dip.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:35 |
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I don't think there is any doubt on that. He still talks positively about cryptocurrency and has expressed the opinion of "If i were going to put money back in i'd be smart next time." Meaning he is still a huge loving idiot that thinks the market can be figured out, so even if he is telling the truth and he actually did cash out it's only a matter of time until a banner advertisement or his own severely damaged brain convince him that he has what it takes to get rich by outsmarting the market. There is like a 90% chance he tripled down on his holdings and is sitting back just waiting to be smug and reveal his riches to the forums once his research and intelligence pays off.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:44 |
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I'm fairly certain the single mom hawking scentsy in the parking lot of the old skating rink is investing more intelligently than zaurg Not that the bar is set above sea level anyway
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 05:15 |
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have yall forgotten the first law of bitcoin. the price can only go up
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 07:24 |
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THIS time I've got a foolproof plan to beat the casino!!
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 09:21 |
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Unnamed Bitcoin experts are claiming that Bitcoin (according to shitcoin websites) will hit 20k in first half of 2019. I have to wonder if they are looking at bitcoins price or are just in la la land or whatever.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 09:55 |
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Their fortune telling machine has an off-by-one error.
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 09:57 |
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I found Bitcoin graffiti. https://twitter.com/hongkonghermit/status/1087268215892275202?s=21
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 09:59 |
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orange juche posted:Unnamed Bitcoin experts are claiming that Bitcoin (according to shitcoin websites) will hit 20k in first half of 2019. I have to wonder if they are looking at bitcoins price or are just in la la land or whatever. Prediction algorithm set to output value in pennies
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 11:28 |
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Everyone remember the rack of ASIC miners at the colo I use for my lab? guess they made their millions and got out clean
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:26 |
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Shitlords
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 05:34 |
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Another bitcoin success story
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 07:18 |
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IS ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE BITCOIN
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 07:27 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 07:38 |
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Some of the Sheep posted:Knowing the history of this idiot, I suspect he's back here not because he sold his poo poo, but because he bought the dip. I put down cash upon your tip when it dip you dip we dip
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 13:53 |
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H2SO4 posted:Everyone remember the rack of ASIC miners at the colo I use for my lab?
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 14:03 |
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H2SO4 posted:Everyone remember the rack of ASIC miners at the colo I use for my lab? *looks up* *horrified look on face as camera pans up to show sentient strawberries on ceiling*
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 14:35 |
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I love that they are mad because it makes crypto look bad instead of laffing for said reason like we do
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 15:54 |
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El_Elegante posted:👏 Knowledgeable 👏 investors 👏 don’t 👏 time 👏 markets 👏 First off man if there's a 2018 trend I wish would die. But on to my shitpost. Timing the market is always a thing for anyone who invests. However, the way smart funds time the market is much different. Smart fund: A lot of big funds right now (not saying it's a trend or majority, just some people I like to listen to) are keeping some extra cash liquid right now because there's some possible softness in the housing market. Some people are figuring there could be another housing bubble -ish situation brewing and they're prepared in case the wind changes and they need to adjust some positions fast. Internet forums full of day traders: There are people who are ready to take a second mortgage on their house if Bitcoin shows any sign of going up. Considering how volatile the market is, this is definitely going to happen at some point and I just hope we get good screenshots. The market will probably be back down between when they submit their forms, and when the paperwork comes back. It will be delicious. The smartest investors who didn't need bailouts last round so they rule the roost today, more or less, never take a big risk and just aim for reliable gains. Unless they can get really favorable odds and use someone else's money to take that risk for them (literally Mitt Romney and Bain Capital).
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 16:15 |
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revwinnebago posted:First off man if there's a 2018 trend I wish would die. But on to my shitpost. so you're saying it's time to buy?
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 16:22 |
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Time 👏 to 👏 buy 👏
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:06 |
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El_Elegante posted:Time 👏 to 👏 buy 👏
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:14 |
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I’m sorry, I’ve been contaminated with zaurg brainworms Time to die
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:30 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:41 |
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LOG SCALE YOU IGNORANT PEASANT!
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:43 |
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If something has to tell you it's definitely not a scam. Why would you ever trust them.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:44 |
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Risc1911 posted:This scam looks interesting:https://www.eth777.io/ FYI discord images are not hosted permanently and will disappear from your post in a few days
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:45 |
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Buy high, sell low, that's what I always say!
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:48 |
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poverty goat posted:FYI discord images are not hosted permanently and will disappear from your post in a few days if only the reason for the joke also did.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:51 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:58 |
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revwinnebago posted:First off man if there's a 2018 trend I wish would die. But on to my shitpost. Don't listen to this, you are never going to make the big bucks and become rich this way
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:40 |
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Don't listen to this, you are never going to make the big bucks and become rich this way (clears throat, looks around) Oh yes sir you are correct! I had a misapprehension. Regularly betting your whole farm based on gut intuitions is surely the way to evaluate markets. Why I myself have taken out several student loans and instead reinvested them in cryptocurrency don't you know. Once the market hits 20,000 I'll buy Fanny and Freddy myself wot. (wink, nudge) Fried Watermelon posted:Buy high, sell low, that's what I always say! Legalize it.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 19:46 |