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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Nice pump n dump in the last day.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
One day I'll hit myself in the balls with a hammer just the right way, and it'll make my penis 5" longer.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Nice Homer you got there on your bitscoin chart. Oh, it's just a small one… what to call it…

von Vicious
Apr 2, 2015

I'M A GINGER BABY WwwWWaaAaAhhH!!!

quote:

Everything is a pump and dump scheme. Even girlfriends. Heck, even life itself when you think about it. You are pumped into this world by your daddy and dumped into the ground by your relatives when its over.

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

von Vicious posted:


Everything is a pump and dump scheme. Even girlfriends. Heck, even life itself when you think about it. You are pumped into this world by your daddy and dumped into the ground by your relatives when its over.



Jokes on you. All the miners have long since chased their family and friends away. As always, that can only be good for Bitcoin.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

zaurg posted:

Exactly. Time it better and sell near the top.
That's our zaurg!

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

zaurg posted:

Exactly. Time it better and sell near the top.

Well if you didn't want to sell when you had literally doubled your money then you could have done it once the market had obviously crashed and dozens of people told you to sell for a small profit.

But the "pin-down-your-ears-and-growl-like-a-dog-that-is-being-told-to-spit-out-something-it-shouldn't-be-eating" investment strategy of holding onto your shitcoins for a year after that point until you've lost over half your money is a way to go too.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
Knowing the history of this idiot, I suspect he's back here not because he sold his poo poo, but because he bought the dip.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Some of the Sheep posted:

Knowing the history of this idiot, I suspect he's back here not because he sold his poo poo, but because he bought the dip.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I don't think there is any doubt on that. He still talks positively about cryptocurrency and has expressed the opinion of "If i were going to put money back in i'd be smart next time."

Meaning he is still a huge loving idiot that thinks the market can be figured out, so even if he is telling the truth and he actually did cash out it's only a matter of time until a banner advertisement or his own severely damaged brain convince him that he has what it takes to get rich by outsmarting the market.

There is like a 90% chance he tripled down on his holdings and is sitting back just waiting to be smug and reveal his riches to the forums once his research and intelligence pays off.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm fairly certain the single mom hawking scentsy in the parking lot of the old skating rink is investing more intelligently than zaurg

Not that the bar is set above sea level anyway

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
have yall forgotten the first law of bitcoin. the price can only go up

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






THIS time I've got a foolproof plan to beat the casino!!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Unnamed Bitcoin experts are claiming that Bitcoin (according to shitcoin websites) will hit 20k in first half of 2019. I have to wonder if they are looking at bitcoins price or are just in la la land or whatever.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Their fortune telling machine has an off-by-one error.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
I found Bitcoin graffiti.

https://twitter.com/hongkonghermit/status/1087268215892275202?s=21

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






orange juche posted:

Unnamed Bitcoin experts are claiming that Bitcoin (according to shitcoin websites) will hit 20k in first half of 2019. I have to wonder if they are looking at bitcoins price or are just in la la land or whatever.

Prediction algorithm set to output value in pennies

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord
Everyone remember the rack of ASIC miners at the colo I use for my lab?



guess they made their millions and got out clean

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
Shitlords

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Another bitcoin success story

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
IS ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE BITCOIN

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015



:flaccid:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Some of the Sheep posted:

Knowing the history of this idiot, I suspect he's back here not because he sold his poo poo, but because he bought the dip.

I put down cash upon your tip
when it dip you dip we dip

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

H2SO4 posted:

Everyone remember the rack of ASIC miners at the colo I use for my lab?



guess they made their millions and got out clean
Obligatory "They're reading the thread"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

H2SO4 posted:

Everyone remember the rack of ASIC miners at the colo I use for my lab?



guess they made their millions and got out clean

*looks up*

*horrified look on face as camera pans up to show sentient strawberries on ceiling*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I love that they are mad because it makes crypto look bad instead of laffing for said reason like we do

revwinnebago
Oct 4, 2017

El_Elegante posted:

👏 Knowledgeable 👏 investors 👏 don’t 👏 time 👏 markets 👏

First off man if there's a 2018 trend I wish would die. But on to my shitpost.

Timing the market is always a thing for anyone who invests. However, the way smart funds time the market is much different.

Smart fund: A lot of big funds right now (not saying it's a trend or majority, just some people I like to listen to) are keeping some extra cash liquid right now because there's some possible softness in the housing market. Some people are figuring there could be another housing bubble -ish situation brewing and they're prepared in case the wind changes and they need to adjust some positions fast.

Internet forums full of day traders: There are people who are ready to take a second mortgage on their house if Bitcoin shows any sign of going up. Considering how volatile the market is, this is definitely going to happen at some point and I just hope we get good screenshots. The market will probably be back down between when they submit their forms, and when the paperwork comes back. It will be delicious.

The smartest investors who didn't need bailouts last round so they rule the roost today, more or less, never take a big risk and just aim for reliable gains.

Unless they can get really favorable odds and use someone else's money to take that risk for them (literally Mitt Romney and Bain Capital).

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



revwinnebago posted:

First off man if there's a 2018 trend I wish would die. But on to my shitpost.

Timing the market is always a thing for anyone who invests. However, the way smart funds time the market is much different.

Smart fund: A lot of big funds right now (not saying it's a trend or majority, just some people I like to listen to) are keeping some extra cash liquid right now because there's some possible softness in the housing market. Some people are figuring there could be another housing bubble -ish situation brewing and they're prepared in case the wind changes and they need to adjust some positions fast.

Internet forums full of day traders: There are people who are ready to take a second mortgage on their house if Bitcoin shows any sign of going up. Considering how volatile the market is, this is definitely going to happen at some point and I just hope we get good screenshots. The market will probably be back down between when they submit their forms, and when the paperwork comes back. It will be delicious.

The smartest investors who didn't need bailouts last round so they rule the roost today, more or less, never take a big risk and just aim for reliable gains.

Unless they can get really favorable odds and use someone else's money to take that risk for them (literally Mitt Romney and Bain Capital).

so you're saying it's time to buy?

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Time 👏 to 👏 buy 👏

revwinnebago
Oct 4, 2017

El_Elegante posted:

Time 👏 to 👏 buy 👏

:negative:

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
I’m sorry, I’ve been contaminated with zaurg brainworms

Time to die

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Mar 1, 2016

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wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

LOG SCALE YOU IGNORANT PEASANT!

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

If something has to tell you it's definitely not a scam.

Why would you ever trust them.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Risc1911 posted:

This scam looks interesting:https://www.eth777.io/




FYI discord images are not hosted permanently and will disappear from your post in a few days

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Buy high, sell low, that's what I always say!

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

poverty goat posted:

FYI discord images are not hosted permanently and will disappear from your post in a few days

if only the reason for the joke also did.

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016


GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

revwinnebago posted:

First off man if there's a 2018 trend I wish would die. But on to my shitpost.

Timing the market is always a thing for anyone who invests. However, the way smart funds time the market is much different.

Smart fund: A lot of big funds right now (not saying it's a trend or majority, just some people I like to listen to) are keeping some extra cash liquid right now because there's some possible softness in the housing market. Some people are figuring there could be another housing bubble -ish situation brewing and they're prepared in case the wind changes and they need to adjust some positions fast.

Internet forums full of day traders: There are people who are ready to take a second mortgage on their house if Bitcoin shows any sign of going up. Considering how volatile the market is, this is definitely going to happen at some point and I just hope we get good screenshots. The market will probably be back down between when they submit their forms, and when the paperwork comes back. It will be delicious.

The smartest investors who didn't need bailouts last round so they rule the roost today, more or less, never take a big risk and just aim for reliable gains.

Unless they can get really favorable odds and use someone else's money to take that risk for them (literally Mitt Romney and Bain Capital).

Don't listen to this, you are never going to make the big bucks and become rich this way

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revwinnebago
Oct 4, 2017

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Don't listen to this, you are never going to make the big bucks and become rich this way

(clears throat, looks around)

Oh yes sir you are correct! I had a misapprehension. Regularly betting your whole farm based on gut intuitions is surely the way to evaluate markets. Why I myself have taken out several student loans and instead reinvested them in cryptocurrency don't you know. Once the market hits 20,000 I'll buy Fanny and Freddy myself wot.

(wink, nudge)

Fried Watermelon posted:

Buy high, sell low, that's what I always say!

Legalize it.

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