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eschaton posted:a swedish is just a danish though Danes are swedes with rocks inside (they mouths)
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Captain Foo posted:Danes are swedes with rocks inside (they mouths) So what's a swede with clams inside (they moufs)?
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florida lan posted:doesnt this just describe regular coders Probably, although in finance land a lot of websites are blocked limiting that capability. However, HookedOnAFeeling.cpp is a thing for at least a week whilst I disappear from contact. Data QA can enjoy the song playing back throughout the day.
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eschaton posted:ah, as I understand the traditional greeting goes in your land, “perkele, tovarisch!” or more formally "perkele salmiakki sauna kossu"
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i wish canada had a sauna culture like finland it's so awesome i'd kill for a sauna this week
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saippuakivikauppias
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the language of morons
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Cold on a Cob posted:i wish canada had a sauna culture like finland it's so awesome saunas are supposed to be really good for you, too I might be tempted to work a few extra hours if the boss has a sauna put in at the office
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Slurps Mad Rips posted:“look in video game development we don’t have time for unit tests. if it looks like it works then it works”, my manager said as he hit “run” in visual studio 2010 and then refused to make eye contact with me as it immediately crashed from a pure virtual function exception. I had a lead ask me a few months ago what the point of a unit test was because it didn’t seem to test much. He proceeded to harp about how he wanted tests while rejecting any changes that would lead to testable structures. This lasted for about a month, in which time he wrote no tests. He often talks about how useful singletons are and extols the virtue of empty non-qualified catch statements. This is the type of brokebrained person that you get to deal with in games because they’re too connected to get the axe and too incompetent to get hired on with a reasonable dev team. I’m in process of convincing my manager and the rest of the team to move perf critical portions of the code to ECS to trick my coworkers into writing testable code. my manager and other teams managers are aware of my plot and in on it. a lead on a different team was against the shift in patterns until I explained that teaching ECS allowed an opportunity to teach people who thought they knew (but don’t know) reasonable practices what they should already be doing. they immediately understood and asked if I needed help getting the ball rolling. games are terrible. still better than government work though.
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Jan 21, 2019 23:23
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Ctpa: manually editing a few dozen cosmos entries to change some fields to lowercase because somebody thought that our system make sense and was case insensitive. It does not and is not.
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Jan 22, 2019 10:10
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Finster Dexter posted:saunas are supposed to be really good for you, too would one of those mil-spec ruggeredized laptops be able to work in a sauna? assuming you didn't do anything stressful like launching atom, ofc
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Jan 22, 2019 10:18
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gonadic io posted:Ctpa: manually editing a few dozen cosmos entries to change some fields to lowercase because somebody thought that our system make sense and was case insensitive. It does not and is not. cosmos db is just hilariously overprized json store yes? if so, why?
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Jan 22, 2019 10:37
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Boiled Water posted:cosmos db is just hilariously overprized json store yes? Yep. Why cosmos? We were integrating with azure iot hub and it was the least friction and hosted etc Why json store? No idea and not a day goes by where I don't curse the original author. Our data is so hosed and conforms to no schema. Additionally because its not relational if we update one subdocument we have to go find all the places it's been copied to and make sure to change all its copies too. If only there was a way to specify this kind of relationship.
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Jan 22, 2019 13:25
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Cosmos db? More like cosmically poo poo amirite
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But it's web scale
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gonadic io posted:Yep. holy gently caress
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AggressivelyStupid posted:holy gently caress don't worry it's okay you see because we're replacing this solution with kafka
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gonadic io posted:Yep. 
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gonadic io posted:Cosmos db? More like cosmically poo poo amirite wikipedia posted:Many developers have asked that Microsoft support real pagination through a Skip/Take mechanism. Skip/Take was first requested in late August 2014. To date, Microsoft keeps saying they're working on it.[18] lol
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Cosmosdb is probably bad on purpose (and by design because NoSql) so they can sell you MS SQL.
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Jan 22, 2019 16:25
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Phenomenal Cosmic Power! iity bitty user base
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*going to incredible lengths to avoid tech and research that’s been battle-tested for over 30 years because it isn’t cool enough*
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*sees java on job posting* *swipes left* *dabs away*
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gonadic io posted:Yep. this sounds exactly like the job i quit recently except we took it a step further and denormalized our subdocuments across different microservices (with their own dbs of course). you guys use scala too right? i think we've talked about this actually. a user rapidly adding and removing an element from a list could easily cause situations where writes and deletes happen out of order owned
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the original design was supposed to be 'event sourcing' with a message queue but any concept of what that is or how it operates was abandoned to just use the queue as a lovely distributed database.
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:the original design was supposed to be 'event sourcing' with a message queue but any concept of what that is or how it operates was abandoned to just use the queue as a lovely distributed database. gonadic io posted:don't worry it's okay you see because we're replacing this solution
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:the original design was supposed to be 'event sourcing' with a message queue but any concept of what that is or how it operates was abandoned to just use the queue as a lovely distributed database. this is almost certainly where my company is going. we're in the planning stages to gently caress up like this
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Java's source build system is so bad I would rather take PHP's garbage mess.
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ctps kotlin is quite nice but gradle files and the android documentation isn't
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lol run this was the biggest failure of my programming career. i tried hard to fix it. u can’t.
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:lol run This is the same place that is abandoning scala for go so yeah I'm on my way out, or trying to anyway. I'd already be gone if I wanted another scala job but I'm trying to find something in Haskell or rust or something and that's taking a while
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gonadic io posted:This is the same place that is abandoning scala for go so yeah I'm on my way out, or trying to anyway. I'd already be gone if I wanted another scala job but I'm trying to find something in Haskell or rust or something and that's taking a while ugh right i always get you and VikingOfRock confused. godspeed.
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i'm working on my parents website. it has no features that couldn't be done with a static page but i'm still using react because it's easier. i am the problem.
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i cant fathom what use case would be solved by static pages where using a static site generator is harder than setting up a SPA
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brap posted:i cant fathom what use case would be solved by static pages where using a static site generator is harder than setting up a SPA mostly i've never used one and am not sure that learning one will be faster. maybe it would be. e: i took some time to look at hugo and this is insanely easier just gonna switch. thanks for headups e2: lol i found a template that can be easily modified to more or less match what i was building for my parents. i've already caught up to my several days of custom react development in 1 hour. DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jan 22, 2019 |
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:mostly i've never used one and am not sure that learning one will be faster. maybe it would be. webdev in a nutshell
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the other week i tried and failed to convince a coworker that maybe the 100% static "login denied because your subscription has expired" page didn't need to be built in vue, nor would it really benefit from it. granted, it'd still be a django template, but w/e. since the rest of the application is moving towards vue though the argument was that we don't want to maintain two different build and deploy pipelines for static assets. still not really convinced but fine, not worth fighting over
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