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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Turtlicious posted:

i want a pikachu bong with a dick coming out of it.

Pikachu, I choo-choo-choof you!

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:18

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

luxury handset posted:

http://dubblebaby.blogspot.com/2011/02/robot-maid.html

Laws, yes. M-o-o-n, that spells thank you.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:38

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:40

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Gripweed posted:

#9, just "what the gently caress is all this stupid bullshit I see before me"

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:41

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gripweed posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Gripweed posted:

When ever I think I have it rough I like to remind myself that dick stealing cats were a very real threat to Medieval men.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:45

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:46

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Gripweed posted:

Drawing skills
Cat: 6
Dismembered dick 'n' balls: 8====D

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:48

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Landerig eating some serious dick on there

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:54

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

burexas.irom posted:

Landerig eating some serious dick on there

lmdo

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:59

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

The Bloop posted:

lmdo

oh, is that your dick?

# ? Jan 21, 2019 23:35

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/ricardoautobahn/status/1084748699564167168?s=21

Ahaha ha haha.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 23:39

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

jobson groeth posted:

Keep no more than 30 books, but as many magazines as necessary.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 23:40

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Jan 21, 2019 23:45

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That isn't limited to prog rock obsessives. Industrial music is prone to that too. There's a joke of "as soon as you meet somebody who has heard of your favorite band you find a new favorite band."

Here in L.A. it's all about starfucky tenuous connections to band members and bragging about having been to Kontrol Faktory.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 00:37

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

https://twitter.com/atorwulfu/status/1086835099600072705?s=20

# ? Jan 22, 2019 00:40

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kontrol Factory sounds like a rivethead bar. Does it still exist? I'm heading to LA end of February and looking for stuff to do.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 00:42

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Lobok posted:

Drawing skills
Cat: 6
Dismembered dick 'n' balls: 8====D

They had plenty of reference material for one of those

# ? Jan 22, 2019 00:50

Lackey: May 31, 2000; Monsters?
They look like monsters to you?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Kontrol Factory sounds like a rivethead bar. Does it still exist? I'm heading to LA end of February and looking for stuff to do.

Kontrol Faktory has been closed forever but do check out Das Bunker, which has a great noize room.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Lackey posted:

Kontrol Faktory has been closed forever but do check out Das Bunker, which has a great noize room.

Oh man:

It's like 1997 threw up in there. I'll check it out! They better play Feindflug and Siechtum.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:04

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Oh man:

It's like 1997 threw up in there. I'll check it out! They better play Feindflug and Siechtum.

Goth mother would be a great band name (front row)

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:16

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:16

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Solice Kirsk posted:

Kontrol Factory sounds like a rivethead bar. Does it still exist? I'm heading to LA end of February and looking for stuff to do.

It went teats up years ago, which is why the scene olds never let an opportunity to namedrop it. Das Bunker might be on. Bar Sinister definitely, although that's defs not as industrial-focused as Bunker.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:18

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

It�s like you guys have never seen a dick bong

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:22

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Turtlicious posted:

It's like you've never seen a schlong bong before.

:nws:

for glass penis :nws:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/files.weedable.com/prod/i/78821033a421a2bd9a403347095a8085-6210-xxl.jpg

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:26

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Solice Kirsk posted:

Oh man:

It's like 1997 threw up in there. I'll check it out! They better play Feindflug and Siechtum.

Is that from the L.A. Weekly article?

quote:

�I knew from pretty early on that I wanted to work in music,� says the goth club guru, who turned 40 last week.

Suuuuure.

Probably a band night. Those get weird.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:27

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/melgillman/status/1087050392930787330

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:31

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

One of the first images that pulled up in GIS, so not sure where/when it was from. Lords of Acid are playing while I'm in town. Been probably close to 15 years since I saw them last. Might go check that out.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:32

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Turtlicious posted:

Dick and cat. It's picture #6 again.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:52

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

The Bloop posted:

lmdo

Landerig masticating dicks, oh!

# ? Jan 22, 2019 01:59

PurdWerfect: Aug 29, 2000

Dixville posted:

My dad cuts spaghetti up into small pieces with a knife and fork before eating it.
I don't know why. But this is the situation I thought of when you posted this because it would be pretty hard to cut only what he wants to eat at a time!

Solice Kirsk posted:

My old roommate would break the spaghetti in half before boiling it so it would fit in the pot. We got into a drunken argument about it once. His boyfriend took my side and it turned into a whole thing.

I miss that gay rear end in a top hat sometimes.

There's such an obvious correct way to do this. When the long noodles go into the strainer, take a pair of kitchen scissors and make some cuts in a few places. Then continue with finishing the preparation of the dish.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 02:21

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

Uncle ShortyB posted:

Larry Csonka?!

# ? Jan 22, 2019 02:34

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jobson groeth posted:

It's like you've never seen a schlong bong before.

for glass penis

https://s3.amazonaws.com/files.weedable.com/prod/i/78821033a421a2bd9a403347095a8085-6210-xxl.jpg

I actually own something similar to this piece to purity test people I invite into my home. I bought it after a goon showed it to me lol. If you're not going to hit it, you're probably not going to be cool with me.

I just think a pikachu dick bong is funny.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 02:57

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Turtlicious posted:

I actually own something similar to this piece to purity test people I invite into my home. I bought it after a goon showed it to me lol. If you're not going to hit it, you're probably not going to be cool with me.

I just think a pikachu dick bong is funny.

Doesn't having the smoke hit you way in the back of the throat gently caress you up? I feel like I'd be coughing all over the place.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 03:22