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Page two of the all new piss soaked lol thread!
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loving lol I already miss the old c-spam modded thread that took ages to load under the weight of our collective poo poo posts
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So hey future dudes I just time traveled from 2011 AD. Who's the POTUS right now?
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How much better is the forums database doing now that's it not having to update that 7000 page thread anymore? Edit, 7,153 page thread.
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Lpzie posted:Wake up Punchy! like a DOG!
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did someone say TRYMMMMPUUU?
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He can't be retarded because he's rich guys 
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1087700156504592384
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dads friend steve posted:did someone say TRYMMMMPUUU?
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a shameful missed shot, failure of a page snyper. sad!
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Jose posted:the old thread always loaded fine for me same
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      Hail new thread. LOL into my grave.
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So the little skeleton boy, and he was.... what a hat, right? What a great hat, I made that hat. Obama liked to say "You didn't make that" but I can say I made that hat. Like the magic wand, it's a thing that others.... that Obama said didn't exist but I did exist it, I made it, too. But that little skeleton boy, I found out that actually, ACTUALLY, he wasn't a little boy. He pointed and told me to look and I said "Okay", and with a tear in his eye he said "Mr. President, SIR, that's your grave." And I looked and he was pointing at a patch of grass, just some grass, nothing special. And he said to me "I am without beginning or end, I am the death of all things. I come to all in time, the shadow at the end of the hallway that none can understand and none can escape. I am the reaper of souls, SIR, and your soul will soon be harvested. Your body will lie there amongst the worms and dirt, and you will be happy for that small kindness. I will see you again but you will not recognize me until it's too late." And I just said "Wow" because here was this kid, great kid, and he was talking about the harvest. And we love the farmers, don't we? Love 'em. Soybeans, baked beans, colored beans, all the beans you can eat... and grow. We love them all we're doing SO MUCH for the farmers.
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GOOD to be back, and if this thread moves at the same speed, page one of the next thread will be celebrating FOUR MORE YEARS
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Jose posted:the old thread always loaded fine for me It was probably poors and/or illegals with old phones having problems. Report anyone who complained to ICE.
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Hooray, is this the new thread for saying "Farewell, my balls"?
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paul_soccer10 posted:thats the other thread oh, sorry Jose posted:the old thread always loaded fine for me it took a long time for me
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There's this really old guy who goes to my gym. During the debates, he told me he's been a republican his whole life but has never seen a bigger rear end in a top hat than Trump, and couldn't believe anyone would support this guy. Today he was wearing a MAGA hat.
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Jose posted:the old thread always loaded fine for me It smelled like day old fillet o fish wrappers.
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Humanity is one third tard biomass great filter cool
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tangy yet delightful posted:It was probably poors and/or illegals with old phones having problems. Report anyone who complained to ICE. I was hanging out in a liberal food bank and overheard some lefties posting on their obama phones that the piss tape is real
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I wanted to quote a post from the last thread about the stupid loving watch company but I can't now so I'll just post the comment here with less context. That bit about "Nearly half of fathers with no visitation rights still financially support their kids"...well guess loving what? That's because the loving state mandated it. Unless you ELECT to give up your rights, you gotta be a huge piece of poo poo to lose them. Like, the found by the state to be beating your wife and/or kids kind of piece of poo poo. That's the demographic their company is making an appeal to. Might as well be "Egard Timepieces, keeping the right time to assault your family. Every time."
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The other day a coworker asked me what I thought of Trump and I said "You mean that fat orange cocksucker Donald Trump, or is there some other Trump I might feel favorably toward?" and he said "No, the cocksucker" and I said "I don't like him."
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strap in friendsquote:Speaking to The New Yorker, Giuliani was asked what his latest opinion is on the disputed Buzzfeed report which claimed that Trump had personally asked Cohen to lie to Congress about the Moscow tower project in order to shield his involvement in it. https://www.newsweek.com/what-tapes-rudy-giuliani-donald-trump-michael-cohen-russia-investigation-1299636
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It's funny how Rudy keeps shooting Trump in the toad dick but Trump keeps him around because he's very charismatic. E: high energy Rudy.
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Jose posted:the old thread always loaded fine for me same. Looking forward to another 7000 pages and a president who isn't a dullard in two or less years.
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The president is a *checks thread* human being?
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brett kavanaugh, who should be killed, voted to uphold the trans military ban
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FogHelmut posted:There's this really old guy who goes to my gym. During the debates, he told me he's been a republican his whole life but has never seen a bigger rear end in a top hat than Trump, and couldn't believe anyone would support this guy. Today he was wearing a MAGA hat. "Help" him with the bench press, *wink wink*
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of all the people who were in Home Alone 2 you picked the least qualified for president
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don't forget he was in zoolander too, in two scenes, TWO SCENES
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I think trump is the perfect personification of modern day America. Sorry about your former empire guys.
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Jan 22, 2019 16:07
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Lose control. Lose your rights. Never lose track of time. Egard Watches. For men.
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Jose posted:the old thread always loaded fine for me on desktop yeah, but mobile really starts crawling with lots of tweets and images. even page 1 of this thread took a while because of the op, but page 2 loaded lightning quick.
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