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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/IoxnTL9.gifv

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

uh, would

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
You posted that in the wrong thread, holy poo poo I want an actual cooking show like that.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

what a loving ride

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I want to live that way.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire posted:

I want to live that way.

Like, live through the magic of editing? It can be done but it's not gonna be like that before you edit it friend, poo poo just doesn't work like that.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Nah, just in a hut on stilts in a bamboo grove next to a creek with nothing to do but make tools and prepare food and think.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





There are so many gimmicks going on here, wow drat. Thank you for finding food fads.

Also since someone pointed out that the dude doing the saltbae thing is having the stuff run down his arm now I actually noticed it this time.

edit: Aww, as cool as that video is, the poor guy's got a drinking problem.

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 18:24 on Jan 25, 2019

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


Yum, rubbery eggs, made with dirty implements, by a guy from the 2nd-worst Matrix movie that lives in a treehouse shanty

Shrimp looks good though

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

His hut is rad and I want it

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

RareAcumen posted:

There are so many gimmicks going on here, wow drat. Thank you for finding food fads.

Also since someone pointed out that the dude doing the saltbae thing is having the stuff run down his arm now I actually noticed it this time.

edit: Aww, as cool as that video is, the poor guy's got a drinking problem.

I'm the spaceship lifting the pot lid up into the heavens, for some reason that part made me lol

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yum, rubbery eggs, made with dirty implements, by a guy from the 2nd-worst Matrix movie that lives in a treehouse shanty

Shrimp looks good though

Dirt is good for you, HTH

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Iron Crowned posted:

Dirt is good for you, HTH

Botulism builds character

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

What utensils were dirty? There was like, hunks of bamboo and a bamboo whisk

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Botulism builds character

Don't eat rotten meat

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

Don't eat rotten meat

You're not my real nutritionist!

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
really, combining food fads and afp was a bad decision, since afp has almost crowded out food fads entirely

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

bob dobbs is dead posted:

really, combining food fads and afp was a bad decision, since afp has almost crowded out food fads entirely

I first thought you said not to combine food and fap - which, hey, to each their own.

anyway what is afp, I am Old I guess'

alt.fan.predator I hope

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
AFP is anti-food porn. It used to be the thread title before FYAD happened.

Anyway here's Corn Ring.


quote:

Now that I stop to think about it, the corn doesn’t make the “ring.” The ground beef does. The corn makes the hole in the centre. So really, this should be called Corn…uh, never mind. I just realized this dish was about to fall into a new category: Really Unfortunately Named Caker Recipes.

1 ½ pounds ground beef
1 cup uncooked Quaker oats
2 eggs, beaten
1 cup milk
¼ cup chopped onion
2 ½ teaspoons salt
¼ teaspoon pepper
1 teaspoon prepared mustard
1 14 ounce can creamed corn
Combine all ingredients except corn thoroughly. Pack firmly in 1 quart casserole dish. Make a hole in centre and put in corn. Bake at 375° approximately 1 hour. Serves 6.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Haifisch posted:

AFP is anti-food porn. It used to be the thread title before FYAD happened.

Anyway here's Corn Ring.



it looks angry

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

LifeSunDeath posted:

it looks angry

Why is it wet angry?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire posted:

Why is it wet angry?

like it just got banged out by a giant corncob man.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




bob dobbs is dead posted:

really, combining food fads and afp was a bad decision, since afp has almost crowded out food fads entirely

I feel like that's always been the case anyway and it was just done so people didn't question if they belonged in the same thread or not when someone posted something about wok activated almonds or whatever.

My only examples of it is We Want Plates so I sure don't have anything to post most of the time.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nurgle Incursion

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
poor cadia

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord
Those bastards ruined a potentially serviceable meatloaf with canned creamed corn. This is a crime.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

chitoryu12 posted:

I’m convinced my phone is actually listening to me. I was showing my friend my camera collection and Polaroid with newly made film and suddenly started getting Polaroid ads despite not looking up anything about cameras before or after.

In addition to recording audio, they're using other data like GPS location. If your friend searched for gin stuff, then later on they're meeting you in a physical location, they now think you might have shared some gin or talked about gin and now they're gonna give you gin ads.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

...right

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

This plate is the worst crime. I scrolled down and thought there was a big honkin spider on it

No one post a big honkin spider itt please

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Nothing I like better than a bowl of chocolate chip chocolate milkshake with Ore-'o's cereal

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I think it's cream of olives. And I would.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

This keeps popping up on my wife's twitter feed.
https://twitter.com/HeinzKetchup_US/status/1088406059713126403

I just rolled my eyes.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Corn goatse

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Ranter posted:

In addition to recording audio, they're using other data like GPS location. If your friend searched for gin stuff, then later on they're meeting you in a physical location, they now think you might have shared some gin or talked about gin and now they're gonna give you gin ads.
The next version of Alexa is supposed to pick up keywords from conversations and “read your mind”, so to speak.

For a thread-appropriate example, you bring home a new love interest, and you are talking about grabbing a bite to eat. After a few minutes Alexa has narrowed down the list to the perfect restaurants from your real-time dialog. You casually say “alexa what’s for lunch” and instantly your speaker says “your wife is twelve minutes from home”.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Strontium posted:

Viivi & Wagner


e;
https://twitter.com/erik_kaars/status/1088818537324515328

MariusLecter has a new favorite as of 10:56 on Jan 26, 2019

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Theres no way that comes out like that and not a pale pink or orange splooge

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Dixville posted:

Theres no way that comes out like that and not a pale pink or orange splooge

afaik it actually totally does come out like that. it's not a solution of the two condiments, it's sort of like food toothpaste except the different colors are mayo and ketchup

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Who wants some hot pussy porn *checks notes* CORN?

https://twitter.com/ulat_bulu_bulu/status/1087505967133020160

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