cock hero flux posted:

it really ruins the believability of this that laurier, who by his name is quebecois, is happy about less money going to quebec

hackbunny posted:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Can't have people thinking you're gay by...

*checks notes*

Procreating with a woman.

Karate Bastard posted:

Bad thread good posting

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I went to Montreal once and it was very nice.

I have more quibbles with Torontonians.

E: yes, it is really Canada; let me cut you off.

Ee: I went to a cafe once in Quebec City. I think I was 13. The waitress asked if I wanted mustard and I, using my French in the wild for the first time, forgot the word and didn't understand what she was asking. She then yelled "moutard!" (sp?) at me until the whole restaurant was staring. Not once did she think to grab the bottle and show me. So gently caress that lady. It was also very cold, but that's not her fault.

RandomFerret posted:

She thought of it and chose not to because no quebecker would ever pass up the chance to yell at an anglo

Abugadu posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=434458288#post434458288

[...] In the distance, a beaver roared.

Icey posted:

I work online with a group that distributes products that are paid for by Bitcoin. The Avenue for growth is exponential as I can charge up to 1,000% more than the original cost that I'm getting these products.

The owner of the company I have found out is not a good person and he is doing some very shady things involving illegal activities with underage girls.

I told him that I could no longer be associated with him and he responded in the harshest mannor.

My wife has been taken on a non voluntary Vacation by my former employer and I was sent a warning in the form of something very dear to her through overnight mail. Let's just say she won't be practicing her violin as often in the future.

I'm being asked for a sum to end this vacation that is beyond by means exponentially. I have decided The Only Way Forward is to Precure certain devices which will help to end this vacation. If I go to the police my wife will certainly be killed.

I need an AR 20 which is valued at $2,200, 5 hand grenades at $300 a piece, and a vicious pitbull for seven hundred. The successful outcome of this plan requires all of these things. I already have grappling hooks and razor wire so don't think I've overlooked this necessity.

My wife's life is on the line but I need 5K in order to buy the things I need to secure her release.

Volkerball posted:

Guy in the personal finance newbies thread asking for advice about getting a $5,000 loan with bad credit. When pressed on why he needed the loan,


Some missions are not a choice.

sneakyfrog posted:

i would loan that man 5k

Kitfox88 posted:

I didn't know Liam Neeson had an account.

barbecue at the folks posted:

Volkerball posted:

I work online with a group that distributes games that are paid for by Bitcoin. The Avenue for growth is exponential as I can charge up to 1,000% more than the original cost that I'm getting these warez.

The owner of the company I have found out is not a good person and he is doing some very shady things involving illegal activities with underage hackers.

I told him that I could no longer be associated with him and he responded in the harshest mannor.

My realdolle has been taken on a non voluntary Vacation by my former employer and I was sent a warning in the form of something very dear to her through overnight mail. Let's just say she won't be practicing her smash bros as often in the future.

I'm being asked for a sum to end this vacation that is beyond by means exponentially. I have decided The Only Way Forward is to Precure certain devices which will help to end this vacation. If I go to the police my realdoll will certainly be recycled.

I need an Alienware which is valued at $2,200, 5 handheld platforms at $300 a piece, and a princess peach statue for seven hundred. The successful outcome of this plan requires all of these things. I already have a mechanical keyboard and optical mouse so don't think I've overlooked this necessity.

My life's game is on the line but I need 5K in order to buy the things I need to secure my place in the gaming tournament.

poisonpill posted:

poisonpill posted:

Sir Tonk posted:

now imagine each of those loads takes closer to a minute

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

We don't care about your sex life

Scary Monster posted:

What about the quality of this data? I don't see how you can link 110 reports of rape to 50,000 instances of 'military sexual trauma' in any way. The numbers alone say they have to be unrelated. What are the 49890 other traumas? How many of these traumas are banged nuts on an obstacle course? Or a chafed sack from too much PT? If the information is obviously irrelevant why mention it without defining it?
Even sexual assault can mean an unwanted pat on the bum depending on how you define it.

If we believe that Square Pair's ex OSI guy for example is reliable, then at best 2/3 of this grand total of 110 reports are reliable only in the worst places.

Anyhow, this article stinks more like a troll constructed by either exploiting a couple rare examples or by being exploited by hostile agents than it does of a genuine avalanche of poopy semen like it claims.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

Death By The Blues posted:

It will wind up being a racist John Q.

Flying Zamboni posted:

John QAnon

Outrail posted:

It's been picked apart so many times it's hard to believe image hosting managed to put it back together.

If I recall correctly there was other pictures and/or someone knew the people involved and he wasn't secretly pining for notepad girl and it was just a poorly timed photo. Or it wasn't. One of the two or it was a third option. Probably.

Karate Bastard posted:

Bad thread good posting

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

On the contrary, I love mess.

CD’s basic good threads all be like:

“Check out this promotional tweet that I found on the disney promotional twitter account I subscribe to. It’s a yellow letter, possibly x. Looks like x-men.”

“Nice. Disney tweeted that tweet to promote wolverines new belt buckle shape. Fox no longer owns wolverine because disney owns wolverine now.”

“Nice. Looks ok.”

Meanwhile Star Wars thread be like:

“It’s not unethical to impregnate my cellphone! I exist in an alternate universe, she’s my property, and I love her!” [excerpted from 200 page diatribe against Marxism]

The MSJ posted:

EorayMel posted:

null_pointer posted:

Mental illness is not funny

Vulgar posted:

F-f-fingerblast that little turd

Dameius posted:

Also someone post the original horses are dumb post.

pikachode posted:

my gay friend and i had this imaginary gay couple, the michelin man and something mysterious we called the piggay, we said they lived in a cupboard that we saw through a window every afternoon when we were walking home from school and if the cupboard door was ajar when we walked past, that meant the michelin man and the piggay weren't home, but if the cupboard door was shut that meant they were home and having sex, and we'd shriek and cackle "they're having wingwong! they're having wingwong!!" at each other all the way down the street (that was what we called it, i don't remember why). rural childhood is hard. well i say "childhood" but we did this every single day until we were like 15

Fleta Mcgurn posted: