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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

Patriots are going to win next year, aren’t they?

I really hope so because most of the chuds I know hate them with the burning fury of a dozen suns so anything that brings their tears is good in my eyes. I also dont care other than having picked the 49ers when I was a kid. If they win cool I don't care. If they don't win cool I hope whoever won brought more drama.

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
every person on my team at work is from new england

two from mass, two from new hampshire, two from connecticut (including me), one from maine

it's going to be awful tomorrow

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Politicians excel at saying absolutely nothing with as many words as possible. Booker is living up to that reputation to a loving T.

Also good luck tomorrow, you're gonna need it.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Vasudus posted:

every person on my team at work is from new england

two from mass, two from new hampshire, two from connecticut (including me), one from maine

it's going to be awful tomorrow

burn the building down, trap them inside

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:iiam:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
seriously though god what an awful game, it didn't even have the benefit of a wild comeback like the win over the Falcons. just absolutely terrible

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Acebuckeye13 posted:

seriously though god what an awful game, it didn't even have the benefit of a wild comeback like the win over the Falcons. just absolutely terrible

Imagine paying 3 grand to see it in person. Plus plane tickets to get there and back.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
i cheer for the Patriots because it causes unended misery in people who take sports entirely too seriously

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Acebuckeye13 posted:

seriously though god what an awful game, it didn't even have the benefit of a wild comeback like the win over the Falcons. just absolutely terrible

It was like watching two weightlifting bros fight over the kettlebell rack. Just frustration being smashed into anger for two straight hours.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I was driving during the entirety and decided to not even look at updates after seeing it was 3-3 at the end of the third. :lol: what a poo poo game.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Acebuckeye13 posted:

seriously though god what an awful game, it didn't even have the benefit of a wild comeback like the win over the Falcons. just absolutely terrible

the real super bowl was the AFC Championship game, change my mind.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Proud Christian Mom posted:

i cheer for the Patriots because it causes unended misery in people who take sports entirely too seriously

This is akin to cheering for billionaires to own the unions.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Mr. Nice! posted:

I was driving during the entirety and decided to not even look at updates after seeing it was 3-3 at the end of the third. :lol: what a poo poo game.

I went to a watch party and had a bunch of good snacks and there was great banter about how lovely the game was so the experience wasn't awful. The game? That was wet dog poo poo.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/tommatzzie/status/1092259011486015489

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Help me understand why people are mad that one of the teams won the game so I can pretend to commiserate or gloat with coworkers tomorrow

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fallom posted:

Help me understand why people are mad that one of the teams won the game so I can pretend to commiserate or gloat with coworkers tomorrow

Trump's friend's team won.

Edit: Putin's friend, too.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Fallom posted:

Help me understand why people are mad that one of the teams won the game so I can pretend to commiserate or gloat with coworkers tomorrow

Also Tom Brady kisses his son on the lips.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Stravag posted:

I really hope so because most of the chuds I know hate them with the burning fury of a dozen suns so anything that brings their tears is good in my eyes. I also dont care other than having picked the 49ers when I was a kid. If they win cool I don't care. If they don't win cool I hope whoever won brought more drama.

I wonder what they're gonna waste that sweet draft pick on

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Slim Pickens posted:

Enjoy your dollar menu feast brady

No joke, Trump's going to go all out for his buddy.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Only thing worse than that game was the halftime performance.



The Saints would have won

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Tom Brady made my butt pee.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Super bowl halftime show marred by functioning sound system.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Handsome Ralph posted:

the real super bowl was the AFC Championship game, change my mind.

NFC

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Patriots were the only team that deserved to be in the Super Bowl.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I’m laughing but not because it’s funny

https://twitter.com/business/status/1092092881521856514?s=21

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Godholio posted:

Edit: Putin's friend, too.

He never did get his Super Bowl ring back from Putin.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Monday, December 28th temperature: 9

Monday, February 4th temperature: 60

drat Chinese!

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Whats worse than watching Tawmmy Braydee win another god damned super bowl? Watching the news replay the poo poo 87 times the next day...also gently caress valentines day.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.
Something to take with a grain of salt considering it's coming out of a state media outlet, but interesting nonetheless.
Beats the crap out of all the sportsball talk.


New Russian weapon ‘makes enemies want to vomit’

A non-lethal weapon that induces hallucinations and vomiting among enemy combatants has been fitted to two Russian warships.

The 5P-42 Filin – a futuristic dazzler-type device – can cause troops to miss their targets by blinding them, inducing delirious conditions and making them want to be sick.

Two advanced Russian Navy frigates – the Admiral Gorshkov and Admiral Kasatonov – have been fitted with the Filin – meaning Eagle Owl - the RIA Novosti media agency reported.

The device can fire a strobe-like beam that disrupts an opponent’s eyesight, hindering their ability to aim a weapon at night.

It is also capable of “effectively suppressing” night vision technology, laser distance sensors and range-finding systems for anti-tank missiles from as far as five kilometres, according to the manufacturer Ruselectornics.

The weapon’s development included testing on volunteers who shot assault rifles, sniper rifles and machine guns at targets that were protected by the Filin.

They all experienced trouble aiming because they were unable to see the target.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
So the russians upgraded the disco mirror ball by attaching a kaleidoscope.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

So the russians upgraded the disco mirror ball by attaching a kaleidoscope.

Can you think of a better use for a disco ball?

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Why would you mount that on a ship? Infantry troops with small arms is not traditionally a threat that warships are really concerned with. Counter-piracy ops, maybe?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

oh man a terrible superweapon that's only defeated by *checks notes* polarized eyewear

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

FAUXTON posted:

oh man a terrible superweapon that's only defeated by *checks notes* polarized eyewear

Polarized eyewear is against regulation though so it’s the perfect weapon unless soldiers want extra duty for 45 days.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1092414531064786944

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Grammy-nominated Atlanta-based rapper 21 Savage was arrested by ICE yesterday. They claim that 21 Savage immigrated from the UK when he was 12, and his visa expired when he was 14. ICE claims that 21 Savage has been an illegal immigrant for the last 12 years, and seeks to deport him back to the UK.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Please god let her point out that MLB and the NBA literally already do that

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Feb 4, 2019

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

colachute posted:

Polarized eyewear is against regulation though so it’s the perfect weapon unless soldiers want extra duty for 45 days.

What if they issue the polarized eyewear

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

FAUXTON posted:

What if they issue the polarized eyewear

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

They have to do like $6bn in testing first.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

colachute posted:

Polarized eyewear is against regulation though so it’s the perfect weapon unless soldiers want extra duty for 45 days.

Oakley paid the regulation fee despite being the ugliest sunglasses on the planet

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