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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Distracts from the cystic acne so mission accomplished I guess

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Well i guess those tattoos will speed up a meth deal, cause aint no one thinking you're a cop. More likely you don't even need to go find meth cause people randomly come to you trying to unload it.

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



LadyPictureShow posted:

Apologies if this is a repost, but I found this looking for images for a photoshop thread







I wonder if she actually has HIV or just thought the biohazard symbol looked cool.

edit: Don't share needles, or do meth.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


In that case her...head... went from bad to worse.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Bored posted:

Those tattoos look really well done for being such a bad idea.

the drat spiderweb isn't even centered ugh

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Jisae posted:

edit: Don't share needles, or do meth.

the comma here is really giving me pause :)

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



Slippery posted:

the comma here is really giving me pause :)

The choice is yours.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Jisae posted:

The choice is yours.

"He chose ... poorly."

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



:nws: https://www.bestfunnypic.com/category/wtf/2018-08-23_the-rim-reaper

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I'm so used to terrible face tattoos, the thing that got me was the terribly inked chest hair. (Yes, dude waxed it off and got it tattooed on)


Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

One of these days I want my initial thought of "that's got to be just sharpie, right?" to be true...

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

hyperhazard posted:

I'm so used to terrible face tattoos, the thing that got me was the terribly inked chest hair. (Yes, dude waxed it off and got it tattooed on)




Guy passed out one too many times at parties and someone decided to tattoo him.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


I can’t figure out what body part that is. it looks like maybe a boob, but there’s no nipple so .... :confused:

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD



Rotten Red Rod posted:

One of these days I want my initial thought of "that's got to be just sharpie, right?" to be true...

I've got good news for you then, Harry Styles Face Tattoo lady was just promoting her album. Still tasteless, though.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

mycelia posted:

I've got good news for you then, Harry Styles Face Tattoo lady was just promoting her album. Still tasteless, though.

.00001 percent of my faith in humanity restored

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Doctor Zero posted:

I can’t figure out what body part that is. it looks like maybe a boob, but there’s no nipple so .... :confused:

It's an asscheek, right? We're seeing it with a pair of short shorts on, lifted up.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Memento posted:

It's an asscheek, right? We're seeing it with a pair of short shorts on, lifted up.

Ohhhh yeah. I can see that. I thought that limb in back was an arm.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

mycelia posted:

I've got good news for you then, Harry Styles Face Tattoo lady was just promoting her album. Still tasteless, though.

"I didn't do a dumb thing! I just made everyone THINK I did a dumb thing!"

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Rotten Red Rod posted:

"I didn't do a dumb thing! I just made everyone THINK I did a dumb thing!"

Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Man, I must be really out of touch. Since when has WWE employed neckless Neanderthals and drive-by shooting victims?

At least Tonto from the last Lone Ranger movie found work.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
They’re gonna feel mighty bad when the script says those belts go to someone else on next week’s show.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
loving why

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Rondette posted:

loving why



brainworms.jpg

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


It looks like someone in high school just drew on her arm

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Get me outta dis wack rear end tattoo

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

CeramicPig posted:



It looks like someone in high school just drew on her arm

“I love the way you signed my cast!”
“you should get a tattoo lol”
“omg yes”

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Why is he hugging an iphone?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Autechresaint posted:

Why is he hugging an iphone?

He's fixing it with his tiny hammer.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

He's wearing one of those lead vests they put on you when they x-ray your head at the dentist.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Nostradingus posted:

He's wearing one of those lead vests they put on you when they x-ray your head at the dentist.

I think you are right. His arm is pretty clearly severely fractured.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





"2 Puc"

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Autechresaint posted:

Why is he hugging an iphone?

there wolf posted:

He's fixing it with his tiny hammer.

These two posts in a row are loving :discourse:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Is that a leather loving fanny pack?!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Queen Combat posted:

Is that a leather loving fanny pack?!

Oh, i doubt there's much loving involved with that mess.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Queen Combat posted:

Is that a leather loving fanny pack?!

It's fleece, I think. He's vegan, after all.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
So are we meant to read VOX across his nose?

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
VNOSEX, duh

Actually, NOSEX might not be all that inaccurate

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