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infernal machines posted:just fyi, erlang mosk is now tweeting "stank memes" this is also what "we hired fuckjerry to fix Musk's reputation" looks like
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PleasureKevin posted:this is also what "we hired fuckjerry to fix Musk's reputation" looks like pleasurekevin was right
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guess what incredibly illegal thing tesla is responsible for now https://twitter.com/Drock002/status/1092907283808305152
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lol that guy has a whoooole lotta libertarian poo poo in his feed and hillary clinton conspiracy stuff
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it looks like a color-changing hotwheel partially submerged in cold or hot water Please submerge all model 3s in the ocean
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:it looks like a color-changing hotwheel partially submerged in cold or hot water that's uncanny
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infernal machines posted:tbf, he paid actual money for this car, Is it blue and black or white and gold??
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Hoshi posted:Is it blue and black or white and gold?? its poo poo op. mlyp
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hobbesmaster posted:I wonder if we can get fishmech to argue a DG is a compass depends on if its in the arctic circle or not
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infernal machines posted:let's not lose sight of the whole "odometer is software writable and resets if the firmware is applied incorrectly" part. or even "odometer is rendered by the whole software & hardware stack that could be hacked to show lies to unsophisticated viewers"
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Lord Stimperor posted:Please submerge all model 3s in the ocean its legal and feels great
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given the choice between "the odometer is just a software writable file with a number representing the mileage" and "the odometer is a properly implemented incremental counter with tamper resistance that just happens to somehow display as if it's been reset on the MCU", which do you think is more likely given tesla's amazing legacy of engineering?
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Schadenboner posted:Why is throwing batteries into the ocean legal, furthermore why is it a meme? only in philadelphia
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infernal machines posted:given the choice between "the odometer is just a software writable file with a number representing the mileage" and "the odometer is a properly implemented incremental counter with tamper resistance that just happens to somehow display as if it's been reset on the MCU", which do you think is more likely given tesla's amazing legacy of engineering? odometers powered by node.js
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President Beep posted:only in philadelphia greased poles and d cells
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:odometers powered by node.js the best part is once you get to 9007199254740991 miles you'll never get past it
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TK-42-1 posted:greased poles and d cells enough about your mother
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Schadenboner posted:Why is throwing batteries into the ocean legal, furthermore why is it a meme? a battery fire is a delta class fire since it's a metal fire. the only way to put it out is to smother it or toss it overboard if it happened on a navy ship. the ocean doesn't put out the fire, but it at least saves the ship from further damage.
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Mr. Nice! posted:a battery fire is a delta class fire since it's a metal fire. the only way to put it out is to smother it or toss it overboard if it happened on a navy ship. the ocean doesn't put out the fire, but it at least saves the ship from further damage. plus it feels good and is perfectly legal
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Cocoa Crispies posted:enough about your mother hey now!
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no one mentioned the god-saviour freed all the tesla patents ?
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mileage tampering, but completely by accident
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infernal machines posted:guess what incredibly illegal thing tesla is responsible for now *whooooooosh* TESLA hosed MY TAXES AND MY CAR *hsooooooohw*
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My Linux Rig posted:*whooooooosh* That one weird trick the DOT doesn't want you to know about! Under penalty of law.
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lancemantis posted:so greymarket chat how did the military guys I'd see have their Volkswagens from germany in the US work? just another illegal car? they have to get them modified to be identical to a model sold in the united states, and a letter from the manufacturer stating the modifications have been performed
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quote:Yesterday Tesla Inc. director Linda Johnson Rice exercised options on 1,700 shares of Tesla stock at a strike price of $319.57, and then sold the stock at $320 per share, for net proceeds of 43 cents per share, or $731 total. The options would have expired in July 2024. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1188735/000158451819000003/xslF345X03/edgardoc.xml https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-02-06/taking-the-gold-out-of-goldman-sachs one of tesla's execs is selling all her options at whatever price she can get, month by month.
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:they have to get them modified to be identical to a model sold in the united states, and a letter from the manufacturer stating the modifications have been performed im quite sure there is a ton of cheating on this stuff though
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1188735/000158451819000003/xslF345X03/edgardoc.xml this is pretty normal to do although executives usually keep a certain percentage just for optics
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:they have to get them modified to be identical to a model sold in the united states, and a letter from the manufacturer stating the modifications have been performed But it also rarely ends up happening, and I've had quite a few friends bring over cars that are unmodified
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