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ReapersTouch
Nov 25, 2004

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Watched Mandy for the first time last night. It owned and I loved everything about it.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


The Boy was weird because it starts off going one way, totally swerves you and goes another, and then swerves you again and just finishes out of nowhere.

It wasn't a "good film" but every time I thought I might be tempted to turn it off I was all "Wait... really? Ok, you've got my attention."

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

So we're getting two Chucky movies this summer.

I can dig it

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



i would literally rather watch a james wan original than another reboot/remake/re-whatever*

*This does not apply to sequels

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Kvlt! posted:

i would literally rather watch a james wan original than another reboot/remake/re-whatever*

*This does not apply to sequels

Your loss, pal.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Rewatched the Benecio Del Toro Wolfman, and between the over-the-top gore and victorian setting, it's a lot more fun than I remember. Third act plot twist fight scene still sucks rear end though.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Absolutely. The moment I realized the needless ex-boyfriend subplot was going to payoff I was completely in on that absurd trainwreck.


The Prodigy is not good. Lots of jump scares and some creepy kid stuff. It's not terrible but it's not something I'd recommend for Bad Movie Night.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Yaws posted:

Your loss, pal.

Hah look at this extreme poser going out to the MOVIES instead of scraping the bong and watching giallo on VHS

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

lmao if you've never walked into a mom and pop vhs shop with wood paneling on the walls and rented something because the cover looked awesome and you get home and find out it's a two hour badly dubbed italian relationship drama with occasional ghosts

Doctor Faustine
Sep 2, 2018

Fart City posted:

Rewatched the Benecio Del Toro Wolfman, and between the over-the-top gore and victorian setting, it's a lot more fun than I remember. Third act plot twist fight scene still sucks rear end though.

The fight scene is real lame, but honestly I still like the movie. There’s a lot of fun little details.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Absolutely. The moment I realized the needless ex-boyfriend subplot was going to payoff I was completely in on that absurd trainwreck.

Yeah, I was in when the haunted doll menacing the desperate and confused woman suddenly became the doll protecting her from her abusive ex and her deciding to love and raise the ghost doll as her own. That caught me totally by surprise and kept me going all the way to whoops, no ghost doll just a creepy perv psycho living in the walls and a mad run away from him.

That's a movie that keeps you on your toes if nothing else.

deety
Aug 2, 2004

zombies + sharks = fun

Fart City posted:

lmao if you've never walked into a mom and pop vhs shop with wood paneling on the walls and rented something because the cover looked awesome and you get home and find out it's a two hour badly dubbed italian relationship drama with occasional ghosts

I rented my first italian horror movie from a video store/Radio Shack/tanning salon. The walls in the video area were all covered in pegboard, but the tanning room in the back did have wood paneling. That place was renting tapes long after all the chain stores in the area closed down, but their business took a hit when everyone found out that one of their former clerks was the wrong kind of person to have one-stop access to recording equipment and girls who don't want tan lines. :(

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



LMAO at these loving posers not growing up with a Mom and Pop video store with wood paneling and also , picking out a awesome horror movie solely based on the VHS cover, then swapping that video out of the case for a G rated Disney film in order to rent a rated R movie.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Yeah agreed, I remember getting to the scene where the parents walk into the ocean and being like holy poo poo okay where is this going and not being disappointed

It's one of a rare breed of horror movies these days, that have an absolutely stupid goofy premise but commit so hard to it that it becomes incredible

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Also

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Clovehitch Killer is a solid rear end movie that is absolutely not in any way shape or form based on the BTK case

Absolutely not

No similarities

(Basically everything is lifted from the case wholesale, not even numbers filed off)

It's kind of a reverse The Sacrament, where knowing about the actual case doesn't make the movie worse

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Hollismason posted:

LMAO at these loving posers not growing up with a Mom and Pop video store with wood paneling and also , picking out a awesome horror movie solely based on the VHS cover, then swapping that video out of the case for a G rated Disney film in order to rent a rated R movie.

Most of the mom and pops around me had the movie cases on display but if you wanted to rent it, they had a tag hanging under the box that you'd bring up to the counter and they'd bring you the movie from the back, except for one place that had so many movies, they had all the VHS cases flattened down and stored in comic book long boxes.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, most I went to had the boxes on the shelf filled with styrofoam. You brought it to the counter and they got the tape in a case. And even in the ones that put the case on the shelf they checked the tape. Sure, you could have an employee who didn't care but that guy didn't care if you rented R.

Actually I find it funny that anyone ever had trouble renting an R movie. Maybe the difference of city life. Anything not in the back room was fair game.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Also


It's kind of a reverse The Sacrament, where knowing about the actual case doesn't make the movie worse
Clovehitch is really well directed. Sadly it doesn't use BTK's brilliant "Dear Police, If I send you a Word Document on a floppy you can't trace it, right? YOU HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH!!!" letter.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



STAC Goat posted:

Yeah, most I went to had the boxes on the shelf filled with styrofoam. You brought it to the counter and they got the tape in a case. And even in the ones that put the case on the shelf they checked the tape. Sure, you could have an employee who didn't care but that guy didn't care if you rented R.

Actually I find it funny that anyone ever had trouble renting an R movie. Maybe the difference of city life. Anything not in the back room was fair game.

The Mom and Pop store by me didn't even have styrofoam in the coverbox. You just brought the box up and they'd let you know if they had it or not. As far as trouble with renting R went, it depended on who was at the counter since it was one of the families in the neighborhood. If it was Grandpa or Dad, as long as it wasn't X rated, they didn't care. If it was the Grandma or Mom you'd get asked if your parents said it was okay for you to rent this, and unless said parents were in the store with you, they'd still rent to you but there'd be the eyes cast up with a muttered prayer in Italian to one of the patron saints for wayward girls. If it was the younger members of the family, everyone was cool but the one daughter who'd rent to you but if you got on her bad side for whatever reason would call your house after you walked out the door to let your parents know you rented something you shouldn't. She was also notorious for checking in tapes late if she was too busy chatting with her friends either on the phone or in the store with you even waiting in the store before the 4pm return time.

For as much as I miss the selections from the old Mom and Pop stores, a lot of the side bullshit I don't miss at all.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Clovehitch Killer is incredibly good. I was surprised honestly at how much I enjoyed that film. They really got the look and feel of a small christian town perfectly in the film. The acting was surprisingly good. Dylan McDermot was excellent and then when the movie starts picking up it gets really intense. Just a really excellent film.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

STAC Goat posted:

Yeah, most I went to had the boxes on the shelf filled with styrofoam. You brought it to the counter and they got the tape in a case. And even in the ones that put the case on the shelf they checked the tape. Sure, you could have an employee who didn't care but that guy didn't care if you rented R.

Yeah, that's what mine had. They even had a big VHS sale like five years ago where they totally liquidated their inventory of VHS tapes. Only about a decade or more after VHS was dead.

And yeah, I picked up a bunch of tapes. They sold the styrofoam-packed empty cases, bleached and baked by the sun, along with the blue clamshell cases with the tapes inside. I really should've bought more than 11, but most of the good stuff was gone by the time I checked out their sale. The only horror movies I picked up were Gothic, Something Wicked This Way Comes and An American Werewolf in London. I didn't see any of the good poo poo I remembered from when I was a kid, like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Creepers (for the box at least), Dawn of the Dead Extended Cut, Videodrome, TerrorVision, They Live, etc. I was hoping they'd have all the Psycho sequels but they only had IV.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





With all the People Under The Stairs and The Boy talk let's all remember that Housebound is a good movie that also kinda meshes with the aforementioned movies. Housebound is so good though.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Chopping Mall is incredible

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Drunkboxer posted:

The protagonist has to explain to a frustrated Pinhead that she wasn't going to great lengths to taste the extremities of pleasure and pain, she just has a long bus commute.

"We had such sights to show you... but you used up your three hearts for the day already. You can purchase more or share this with friends on Facebook."

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
What’s the platonic ideal of “horror movie you weren’t allowed to see with cover art that fascinated you in the video store”? My vote goes to Return of the Living Dead, although I remember always wanting to play with the Evil Dead 2 Book of the Dead DVD back in the suncoast days

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Coffee And Pie posted:

What’s the platonic ideal of “horror movie you weren’t allowed to see with cover art that fascinated you in the video store”? My vote goes to Return of the Living Dead, although I remember always wanting to play with the Evil Dead 2 Book of the Dead DVD back in the suncoast days

When I was a small child the cover art for TCM: The Beggining TERRIFIED me but I still wanted to see it

deety
Aug 2, 2004

zombies + sharks = fun

My local Radio Shack/Video Store had all the movies in the back. The newer mom and pop place I worked summers at had things out on the shelf, but we always checked to make sure the right movie was in there. We did the "do your parents know you're watching this" thing with anyone we recognized as local, but we didn't rent R-rated movies to the tourist kids because their parents would complain.

In the late 90s I worked in a video store/dance music record shop where folks would bring the cover up. That place was in this walkout back basement you had to make an effort to find, and the cinderblock walls and drop ceiling were all painted black. We mostly focused on genre and cult movies so it was always fun to watch first-time visitors realize we weren't what they were expecting. Some guys would order by number instead of bringing me the video case, but as the person who was supposed to check that the number on the tape matched the number on the case, I still knew which awkward vintage porn they'd picked out.

The video cases that fascinated me as a kid were the ones that were a little mysterious; they made me interested in the story beyond just knowing there'd be a bloody head or a guy holding an axe or whatever. My favorite was probably April Fools Day.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
The horror section at my mom n pop was like a candy store. Crazy huge selection. And they didn't police what you rented as a kid. I remember when I was 9 or 10 and this one girl who worked there recommended Henry. But that cover with Michael Rooker's blank stare made me think that I probably wasn't ready for that.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kvlt! posted:

When I was a small child the cover art for TCM: The Beggining TERRIFIED me but I still wanted to see it

Oh right you're super young

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

Kvlt! posted:

When I was a small child the cover art for TCM: The Beggining TERRIFIED me but I still wanted to see it

I thought it looked cool and saw it in theaters instead of Jet Li's Fearless.

Maybe not the best choice, and I still haven't seen Fearless.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Tales from the Hood is great, and People Under the Stairs would have probably benefitted from being just one of the short stories in there.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Nah People Understand the Stairs is great throughout. I just recently rewatched it and it's easily one of Cravens best

Doctor Faustine
Sep 2, 2018

Untrustable posted:

With all the People Under The Stairs and The Boy talk let's all remember that Housebound is a good movie that also kinda meshes with the aforementioned movies. Housebound is so good though.

Housebound is awesome. It’s a perfect blend of comedy and horror and it really keeps you on your toes.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Housebound really is a great movie.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Horror Noire on Shudder is pretty good and has given me a few movies I have to try and track down and watch.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Burkion posted:

Oh right you're super young

im 12 please dont cyberbully me

Narzack
Sep 15, 2008

Untrustable posted:

I'm slightly behind on my Bad Ben lore, but did anything ever get more bonkers than the Jersey Devil doing a rape?

The fifth movie, Mandela Effect, is absolutely glorious. We do watch-parties of the Bad Ben movies, and it bloody brought the house down. Then we watched the animated episode. Hoooo boy, is that one wild.


Basically, Nigel Bach is the hero we need/deserve/didn't know we wanted/actually don't deserve

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

I thought the first Bad Ben was a decent enough low low budget FF movie. The others are worth watching? I've not heard good things.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Please do not cyber bully horror thread child Kvlt! or I will gently caress you up.

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Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Do not talk to us or our horror son ever again

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