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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Squirting is cool and good. It makes your partner the squirter feel great and allows you, the squirt-inducer, to be the personification of :smug: so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?

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Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008





Yes?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

text me a vag pic posted:

All postig is piss

now how about you cum here and fill my sex tank



I'm the lettering made out of electrical tape

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

AUG: so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?

This is now about public swimming pools, which depending on how often they completely drain and refill theirs (our city's is once every 12 months), it can get real auggy after those summer months. Floating clumps of hair, band aids, hocked loogies from the olds and snot and vomit from the sick kids forced to go to swim lesson anyway. Copious pee, of course.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
AUG: copious pee, of course

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Squirting is cool and good. It makes your partner the squirter feel great and allows you, the squirt-inducer, to be the personification of :smug: so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?

I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm.

gently caress that. Dry orgasms all day every day.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

text me a vag pic posted:

All postig is piss

now how about you cum here and fill my sex tank



the saad grew up and got glasses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

DandyLion posted:

Dry orgasms all day every day.

I will get this tattooed on my loving flesh at a really bad local tattoo place if y'all pass around the hat and come up with enough to pay for it

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


titties posted:

I will get this tattooed on my loving flesh at a really bad local tattoo place if y'all pass around the hat and come up with enough to pay for it

Shooting dust is nothing to be proud of Old Man McDustbin Balls.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm.

Waterproof mattress covers are like $30 duder.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
as a frequent sexhaver I,

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

The Mighty Moltres posted:

I'm the empty passenger seats in le SEX TANK

it's actually a spelling error, he meant

le Sex Stank

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




it's piss

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Pee is stored in the squirt gland

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Slippery posted:

as a frequent sexhaver I,

[citation needed]

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Dillbag posted:

Pee is stored in the squirt gland

The one and only piece of truth to make its way across the SA Forums

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

At least it gives people the right impression. Stay the gently caress away.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I used to date a squirter. It's frankly really annoying because every time you gently caress you gotta have towels down or change the sheets and you know that poo poo's soaking in to the mattress and you can't do it anywhere you aren't prepared to get soaking wet. gently caress that, give me a nice average moisture orgasm.

One of my buddies dated a squirter and he was stoked about how hot and sexy it was for about a week before it devolved into "I'm so sick of having to stop everything to lay out the drat tarp everytime!"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


:awesome:

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

T-man posted:

[citation needed]

*they're from Canada, you wouldn't know them and also they are models and rich and love to watch me play video games

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Slippery posted:

*they're from Canada, you wouldn't know them and also they are models and rich and love to watch me play video games

You said you wouldn't tell anyone you jerk

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

text me a vag pic posted:

All postig is piss

now how about you cum here and fill my sex tank

It's pretty sweet, but it's no PANY DROPPER


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Squirting is cool and good. It makes your partner the squirter feel great and allows you, the squirt-inducer, to be the personification of :smug: so who gives a gently caress what the percentage of pee content is?
OTOH if I wanna get jizzed on I'll just bone down with a dude.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

It's pretty sweet, but it's no PANY DROPPER


OTOH if I wanna get jizzed on I'll just bone down with a dude.

closer to PANY DR PEPPER at first glance

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Slippery posted:

closer to PANY DR PEPPER at first glance

"Pan Y" in spanish translates to "Bread and"
so bread and Dr. Opper

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




Still doesn't give a gently caress :whatup:

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

fisting by many posted:

Still doesn't give a gently caress :whatup:

what song is that music from, it sounds like Rational Youth

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Somfin posted:

You said you wouldn't tell anyone you jerk

I'm sorry bby, I'm just so jealous of your healthcare!

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Fatty Crabcakes posted:

It's pretty sweet, but it's no PANY DROPPER


OTOH if I wanna get jizzed on I'll just bone down with a dude.

u got me all horned up

how much for a hj, i got cash

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
I'm the one dollar bills

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm the germs invading his mouth from all that filthy money.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

text me a vag pic posted:

u got me all horned up

how much for a hj, i got cash



Kid is straight money hustlin'. Bring the bling with your $500 USD!

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

text me a vag pic posted:

u got me all horned up

how much for a hj, i got cash



That must be like $72. :forkbomb:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
poo poo, I wish I had tile in my kitchen and 72 bucks.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
He may only have one fork, but it is very impressive.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
I take that back, I'm the nipples

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Slippery posted:

I take that back, I'm the nipples

You can't be three things.

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shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Slippery posted:

what song is that music from, it sounds like Rational Youth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqGsi9k6ra0

educate ya rear end to arguably the most influential group of the 20th century, right next to the Beatles and Black Sabbath.

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