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Neo Rasa posted:What's everyone's favorite scarecrow episode from a horror anthology series? I liked the one from Friday the 13th: The Series. I almost want to say there was one in Poltergeist: The Legacy but it's been so long since I've watched the series I can't remember.
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I had totally forgotten about Poltergeist Legacy.
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Feb 12, 2019 21:39
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Me reading the new thread title: lol look at all these lightweights who have never experienced the sheer unrelenting pain and boredom of Jack-O. Scarecrows '88, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, and the F13th series episode are by far the best scarecrow poo poo around.
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Feb 12, 2019 22:17
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scarecrows are boring horror villains they're made of straw like whatre u gonna do gimme a light rash lmao
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Feb 12, 2019 22:18
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Kvlt! posted:scarecrows are boring horror villains they're made of straw like whatre u gonna do gimme a light rash lmao Sometimes they rip your skin off and dry it on the rooftop of your cabin.
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Feb 12, 2019 22:25
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Sheet ghosts: you're made of fabric, what are you gonna do, tuck me in? Witches: pssh what are you gonna do, sweep my floors? Zombies: pssh, what are you gonna do, slowly stumble me to death? Chucky: lol it's a literal toy, just kick it Demons: hah I'm an atheist, gently caress you Nothing is scary if u think about it
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Feb 12, 2019 22:29
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Does Chucky have normal human strength, or doll strength? Cause he beats a teacher to death with a ruler, but gets slam dunked by Andy’s mom no problem
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Feb 12, 2019 22:32
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Fart City posted:Does Chucky have normal human strength, or doll strength? Cause he beats a teacher to death with a ruler, but gets slam dunked by Andy’s mom no problem Rule of cool.
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Feb 12, 2019 22:35
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the only thing thats actually scary is the evil bong
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Feb 12, 2019 22:44
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Fart City posted:Does Chucky have normal human strength, or doll strength? Cause he beats a teacher to death with a ruler, but gets slam dunked by Andy’s mom no problem He only gets the edge on the teacher because she was old as gently caress and he caught her by surprise Chucky is consistently a weak rear end little bitch who gets owned super hard in any 1 V 1 that isn't against a literal child or a physically disabled person
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Feb 12, 2019 22:49
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Chucky is a halfling rogue
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Feb 12, 2019 22:52
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The Arrow Blu-Ray of Brain Damage is amazing. Frank Henenlotter's commentary is perfect. You can't really beat a commentary when the biggest fan of the genre is the director doing the commentary. I want Frank to be my uncle. Belial and Elmer are my spirit animals. Yes, this image is actually from Brain Damage and not Basket Case. So there.
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Feb 12, 2019 22:57
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Fart City posted:Does Chucky have normal human strength, or doll strength? Cause he beats a teacher to death with a ruler, but gets slam dunked by Andy’s mom no problem She had mom strength and Chucky has voodoo strength.
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Feb 12, 2019 23:15
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Just watched 3 Doors of Horrors, which was alright, and this was the card a security guard handed to someone.
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Feb 12, 2019 23:19
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Fart City posted:Does Chucky have normal human strength, or doll strength? Cause he beats a teacher to death with a ruler, but gets slam dunked by Andy’s mom no problem The proportional strength of an ant.
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Feb 12, 2019 23:51
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It makes sense that Chucky woul be strong because before he was a full-grown man an now yes much smaller and the strength is compacted
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Feb 12, 2019 23:53
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Chucky having the strength of Riki-Oh would make even part 3 entertaining.
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Feb 12, 2019 23:56
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It is both very obvious from the get go and 100% consistent across every film that Chucky has the proportional speed and strength of a human Good Guys doll.
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Feb 13, 2019 01:15
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I always kind of figured that if Chucky is actively doing something, he has Charles Lee Ray strength, but if something's done to him he has Good Guy Doll durability. Sort of the ultimate glass cannon among slasher villains, really.
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Feb 13, 2019 01:23
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Kvlt! posted:the only thing thats actually scary is the evil bong Jack Frost would like a word with you
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Feb 13, 2019 01:26
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Jack Frost isn't scary , just turn up the heat to like 80 and wait.
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Feb 13, 2019 01:46
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there are only 2 things in the world that are scary: the possibility that love is not enough Hollismason not being my bff for life
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Feb 13, 2019 01:53
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I'll always be your bff
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Feb 13, 2019 01:58
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Hollismason posted:I'll always be your bff and that's why you're my favorite <3 Mods please change my name to Hollismason's BFF and Hollismason's name to Kvlt!'s BFF
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Feb 13, 2019 01:59
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Drunkboxer posted:It’s not a scarecrow movie, I was being stupid. You should watch it, but the third act drags like a mother. Sean Connery in a diaper and black patent thigh-high boots kinda says otherwise.
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Feb 13, 2019 02:35
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Kvlt! posted:there are only 2 things in the world that are scary: also a Dracula
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Feb 13, 2019 02:37
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A Dracula not scary just be like " No you can't come in".
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Feb 13, 2019 02:42
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Dracula's scary because he's more appealing to your gf than your pasty British real estate broker rear end the blood-drinking, transforming into beasts, strength of 20 men stuff is all secondary
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Feb 13, 2019 02:49
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I went into Zardoz not expecting anything but it actually completely owns
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Feb 13, 2019 02:51
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Late for scarecrow chat but I have a soft spot for the scarecrow in Annabelle: Creation that was SO obviously a potential spinoff character ala The Nun. Like, the movie blatantly takes a five minute sojourn into spooky barn territory. It was great.
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Feb 13, 2019 02:58
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dracula can't go in uninvited, he can't get near two overlapping pieces of wood, he can't eat pizza or pasta, he can't walk around in daylight, can't touch silver, he can't loving touch water, and in addition to all that he can also die by getting decapitated, stabbed, burned, shot, and drowned just like the rest of us. dudes a goddamn joke.
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Feb 13, 2019 02:58
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Tolkien minority posted:I went into Zardoz not expecting anything but it actually completely owns I want to turn the announcements from the flying head that Connery stows away in as a ringtone on my phone. Imagine having your phone boom out “THE PENIS IS EVIL!” whenever a text comes in!
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Feb 13, 2019 02:58
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^^^ That would be hilarious Origami Dali posted:dracula can't go in uninvited, he can't get near two overlapping pieces of wood, he can't eat pizza or pasta, he can't walk around in daylight, can't touch silver, he can't loving touch water, and in addition to all that he can also die by getting decapitated, stabbed, burned, shot, and drowned just like the rest of us. dudes a goddamn joke.
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Feb 13, 2019 02:59
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:Dracula's scary because he's more appealing to your gf than your pasty British real estate broker rear end Or he's so loving suave he seduces BOTH of you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW5NJMtMU1A&t=46s
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Feb 13, 2019 03:04
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Origami Dali posted:dracula can't go in uninvited, he can't get near two overlapping pieces of wood, he can't eat pizza or pasta, he can't walk around in daylight, can't touch silver, he can't loving touch water, and in addition to all that he can also die by getting decapitated, stabbed, burned, shot, and drowned just like the rest of us. dudes a goddamn joke. And let's not forget that for all his supposed charms the only human he can manage to get under his thrall without turning him is a weirdo who eats bugs.
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Feb 13, 2019 03:05
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Renfield is one of the best characters in Dracula imo. Dwight Frye is fantastic in the ‘31 Universal film.
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Feb 13, 2019 03:30
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Flying Zamboni posted:And let's not forget that for all his supposed charms the only human he can manage to get under his thrall without turning him is a weirdo who eats bugs. who among us did not have a failed relationship in high school
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Feb 13, 2019 04:04
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amenbrotep posted:Renfield is one of the best characters in Dracula imo. Dwight Frye is fantastic in the ‘31 Universal film. Dwight Frye is the MVP of Dracula '31. That shot of him at the bottom of the ship's hold is just creepy as gently caress.
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Feb 13, 2019 04:14
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Pablo Alvarez's Renfield in the Spanish Dracula is amazing, better than Frye even.
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I was ready to say that Housewife was a step down from Baskin in terms of how extreme it is and then holy poo poo those last 30 minutes.
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