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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

So are we meant to read VOX across his nose?

I think it's V for vegan and X is a straight edge thing? Maybe?

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Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
I found more pictures

https://korzik.net/other/84852-srazu-vidno-vegan.html

Unfortunately, searching for "mcч" clothing doesn't reveal anything.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Queen Combat posted:

I found more pictures

https://korzik.net/other/84852-srazu-vidno-vegan.html

Unfortunately, searching for "mcч" clothing doesn't reveal anything.

I thought that thing on his cheek was a moth. It's some kinda panther face.

You'd think the giant centipede would be the worst part; but it's awful all the way down.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
What are the chances he didn't bother to check that the tattoo ink was vegan?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's fleece, I think. He's vegan, after all.

Is he? I’m not sure where you’re getting that from

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He's a level five vegan, he doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

bony tony posted:

He's a level five vegan, he doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow

Run, Punxsutawney Phil! Run!

Spikey Willow
Feb 26, 2008

With his nose, I read it as 'VAX'. I thought 'at least he's got one thing right'.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

there wolf posted:

What are the chances he didn't bother to check that the tattoo ink was vegan?

Black ink is 99.99% vegan based carbon from all reputable suppliers these days. Unless he is grinding up his own animal matter or going to the skeeviest of basement dwelling tattooists buying unknown imitation products from China they're at least safe with the whole ink being vegan thing.

Still loving ridiculous tattoos regardless.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Rondette posted:

loving why



Why is Hillary giving Trump a piggyback??

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Shoehead posted:

Why is Hillary giving Trump a piggyback??

Duh, that was their bet on election night.

'Alright Don, if you win, I'll give you a piggyback ride from the Capitol building to the Lincoln memorial and back.'

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Shoehead posted:

Why is Hillary giving Trump a piggyback??

Well Shoehead, you know when a Democrat and a Republican love each other very much...

sleppy
Dec 25, 2008

https://twitter.com/JaydenPaynne/status/1030921256357560320

Old news but don't think it was posted here. Many levels of badness going on.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Jokes come but Swag and go is forever"

Is "Swag and Go" a convenience store?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

whypick1 posted:

"Jokes come but Swag and go is forever"

Is "Swag and Go" a convenience store?

Lol Kum and Go is, used to have a lighter from there and it was a prize.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



sleppy posted:

https://twitter.com/JaydenPaynne/status/1030921256357560320

Old news but don't think it was posted here. Many levels of badness going on.

I keep reading it as 'Tokes'

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

LadyPictureShow posted:

I keep reading it as 'Tokes'

“Tokes come and go, but chill is forever” just might be a good tattoo for the easygoing stoner

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Hey, Bob, you heard this one yet? How do you know if someone's vegan?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
It's great because he isn't funny or stylish and he's a gross looking idiot so SHRUGGG

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
The fanny pack brand is "Меч" which is russian for "sword". I think this lad is from Eastern Europe.

I tried searching for it, but quickly stopped when I reached this

https://m.dhgate.com/product/fun-men-women-dad-bag-dad-bod-waist-bags/406118702.html?f=bm|GMC|pla|1670756630|64004387279|406118702|pla-296557785071|107010|US|chh0612|m|2|#pd-107

Nitrox has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Feb 9, 2019

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/stonecold2050/s...ingawful.com%2F

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

It’s good ol’ Fladnag and his spaghetti staff for fighting dargons in the city of Misfit...everything. A true classic.

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!

I am a tattoo snob. I'm not proud of this, but it is what it is. I want so badly to hate this tattoo. Everything I know about tattoos is screaming at me that this is horrible. And yet it is.. the best tattoo I have ever seen, or will ever see. It's absolutely perfect. It's so dire. It's so absolutely repulsive that it comes around to being the most amazing piece from the sheer AUDACITY of its creation. It's like the artist put any bit of talent they might have had to lovingly render the wizards face, and the rest was just "eeeeh better throw a castle in there. Few dozen windows of varying size. Maybe some infected reeds idk". I want to write sonnets about this loving tattoo.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

I want to believe that it is a drawing by the guy’s 10 year old son he got as a tribute. :unsmith:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lucha Luch posted:

I want to write sonnets about this loving tattoo.

:justpost: please

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Yeah I just can’t hate the Kitchen Wizard Wizard. Not sure if I like the totally featureless dragon or smiley face moon better though.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I hope the Trump stamp becomes a new tattoo standard.

Lucha Luch posted:

I am a tattoo snob. I'm not proud of this, but it is what it is. I want so badly to hate this tattoo. Everything I know about tattoos is screaming at me that this is horrible. And yet it is.. the best tattoo I have ever seen, or will ever see. It's absolutely perfect. It's so dire. It's so absolutely repulsive that it comes around to being the most amazing piece from the sheer AUDACITY of its creation. It's like the artist put any bit of talent they might have had to lovingly render the wizards face, and the rest was just "eeeeh better throw a castle in there. Few dozen windows of varying size. Maybe some infected reeds idk". I want to write sonnets about this loving tattoo.

Dude, it’s not even colored in, yet.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



This man has negative rear end.

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Dude, it’s not even colored in, yet.

and there is such a great loss to history that we will never see the flat, splotchy, and unshaded masterpiece that the finished product will no doubt be.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man




Lucha Luch posted:

I am a tattoo snob. I'm not proud of this, but it is what it is. I want so badly to hate this tattoo. Everything I know about tattoos is screaming at me that this is horrible. And yet it is.. the best tattoo I have ever seen, or will ever see. It's absolutely perfect. It's so dire. It's so absolutely repulsive that it comes around to being the most amazing piece from the sheer AUDACITY of its creation. It's like the artist put any bit of talent they might have had to lovingly render the wizards face, and the rest was just "eeeeh better throw a castle in there. Few dozen windows of varying size. Maybe some infected reeds idk". I want to write sonnets about this loving tattoo.



Above the jagged ramparts terror roars
Beneath a lunar cookie trail sways
But for old Something Awful's tattoo gaze
The strokes suggest of staph and ringworm sores.

Was this a loving tribute to a child?
Nostalgic preservation of its art?
Some hepatitis taken by a heart?
Shall for this work a scratcher be exiled?

But lo! A bold grave face averts my curse:
with wood wrought staff across from flaming fist
the ancient stare preserves the mangled back
Which ebay ink and needles harshly kissed
For in my soul I know it could be worse,
When the old wizard's eyes supply a lack.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Reckon we oughta get a new thread title out of that somewhere.

ReidRansom posted:

This man has negative rear end.

It’s the Hank Hill special.

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!

CommonShore posted:

Above the jagged ramparts terror roars
Beneath a lunar cookie trail sways
But for old Something Awful's tattoo gaze
The strokes suggest of staph and ringworm sores.

Was this a loving tribute to a child?
Nostalgic preservation of its art?
Some hepatitis taken by a heart?
Shall for this work a scratcher be exiled?

But lo! A bold grave face averts my curse:
with wood wrought staff across from flaming fist
the ancient stare preserves the mangled back
Which ebay ink and needles harshly kissed
For in my soul I know it could be worse,
When the old wizard's eyes supply a lack.

:five:

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Tasteless Tattoos: Beneath a lunar cookie trail sways

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!

CommonShore posted:

Above the jagged ramparts terror roars
Beneath a lunar cookie trail sways
But for old Something Awful's tattoo gaze
The strokes suggest of staph and ringworm sores.

Was this a loving tribute to a child?
Nostalgic preservation of its art?
Some hepatitis taken by a heart?
Shall for this work a scratcher be exiled?

But lo! A bold grave face averts my curse:
with wood wrought staff across from flaming fist
the ancient stare preserves the mangled back
Which ebay ink and needles harshly kissed
For in my soul I know it could be worse,
When the old wizard's eyes supply a lack.

Did you note the stoneless path
The blank dragon flying from thy castle
The crooked hand, askew and beckoning
I will summon the flames of sepsis
and weep pus to appease
my darling
my love
my red and swollen clouds

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Lucha Luch posted:

It's like the artist put any bit of talent they might have had to lovingly render the wizards face, and the rest was just "eeeeh better throw a castle in there.
Narrator: And thats just when the drugs kicked in.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Lucha Luch posted:

Did you note the stoneless path
The blank dragon flying from thy castle
The crooked hand, askew and beckoning
I will summon the flames of sepsis
and weep pus to appease
my darling
my love
my red and swollen clouds

:hai:

Gabriel-Ernest
Jun 3, 2011

Such dreadful things should not be said even in fun.
Was looking for a local place that'd change some jewelry, and...

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Gabriel-Ernest posted:

Was looking for a local place that'd change some jewelry, and...



"Well that's a dumb tat-Oh God! Navel jewelry on an outtie! Kill it! Make it go away!"

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/BshnNUJlVPa

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