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Definitely Achewood character, s'a quality comic and more folks need to know about it. If there's any risk of your shady tattoo connection giving you hepatitis, you need better shady tattoo connections.
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I’m 39 and I’ll be a granddad in May. I was 19 when my daughter was born and she’s 20 now. What’s really funny is my wife (not my oldest kid’s mom) and I waited a while to have more kids, so we have a 4 year daughter and an 8 month old son who’s going to be a year older than his nephew.
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Are you trying to show off that you've had sex with 2 different women? Not like those goons amirite?
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ookiimarukochan posted:Are you trying to show off that you've had sex with 2 different women? Not like those goons amirite? Bragging about getting cucked twice more like it.
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I’m just trying to show that if you bathe, brush your hair and teeth, and don’t constantly reference anime or star trek, then you, too, could have someone you’re attracted to stand to touch you.  Maybe not Jobson. 
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Feb 16, 2019 01:47
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My 2nd brother of 7 had his first kid at 17. his oldest just turned 18. My mom went baby crazy, and had my 6th brother. Then had another grandkid by my 2nd brother, so she had another kid, 7th. then he had 3 more kids from two other women. So birth order is nephew 18, uncle 17, nephew 15, uncle 14, nephew 13. None of us else have had kids, thank God.
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Feb 16, 2019 02:20
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OK, sent for creative reinforcements. Hopefully some artistically minded goon will swing in and make our dry orgasm tattoo dreams come true.
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Feb 16, 2019 03:07
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:I’m 39 and I’ll be a granddad in May. I was 19 when my daughter was born and she’s 20 now. I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to gently caress her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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Feb 16, 2019 04:47
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Yessir, 'sa classic right there.
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Feb 16, 2019 04:49
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the makeup gun exists.
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computer angel posted:I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole. 
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computer angel posted:I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole. I still think about how a real live human being wrote this and is walking somewhere amongst us unseen and it makes me shudder. Prokhor Zakharov has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Feb 16, 2019 |
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Feb 16, 2019 05:56
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titties posted:I am totally bored and stupid enough to get a poo poo tattoo and hepatitis for the internet but tramp stamp is off the table. 
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computer angel posted:I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole. Lol
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Feb 16, 2019 06:21
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Mods name change to “her tight pussy”
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Feb 16, 2019 07:24
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Nobody who thinks of their hypothetical daughter this way can possibly have any unsupervised visitation with them.
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Feb 16, 2019 07:27
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Daughters are your property, they are livestock that you make an investment in to bring to maturity.
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Feb 16, 2019 08:43
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this is loving beautiful
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Feb 16, 2019 11:39
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computer angel posted:I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole. But having a son is also a cuck. You spend all your time rearing and raising a man, all the while teaching him everything you know. Only to have him go and eventually gently caress some girl younger than you that you could never get, whilst you are stuck with the roastie that tricked you into knocking her up. Think about it
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:I’m just trying to show that if you bathe, brush your hair and teeth, and don’t constantly reference anime or star trek, then you, too, could have someone you’re attracted to stand to touch you. Joke's on you. I do all those things but I also smoke and have a crippling porn addiction. so no woman will have me.
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BrigadierSensible posted:But having a son is also a cuck. You spend all your time rearing and raising a man, all the while teaching him everything you know. Only to have him go and eventually gently caress some girl younger than you that you could never get, whilst you are stuck with the roastie that tricked you into knocking her up. you should draft up a full rant like that and release it into the wild somewhere and see if it ends up being posted back to back with that one in some future iteration of this thread
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Feb 16, 2019 15:25
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I had an employee that was a grandma at 31. Thanks for reading.
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oldpainless posted:Mods name change to “her tight pussy” BUT HER
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Feb 16, 2019 16:25
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This is loving rad but I'm not really tryna get a tattoo of myself on myself
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Feb 16, 2019 17:39
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I don't like the dry man's sad peepee.
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Feb 16, 2019 18:59
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I like it because apparently his dick is an integral part of his pants.
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Feb 16, 2019 19:04
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Solice Kirsk posted:I like it because apparently his dick is an integral part of his pants. Just like a real dick/pants.
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Feb 16, 2019 19:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:I like it because apparently his dick is an integral part of his pants. just hits 2 close 2 home
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Haha a goon project to get someone a tattoo about dry orgasms. Just a poof of dust and like maybe a moth flies out like when you open an empty closet in a cartoon. That's hilario-computer angel posted:I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually gently caress her in every hole. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:I like it because apparently his dick is an integral part of his pants. Well yeah it’s the load-bearing part
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WITCHCRAFT posted:Haha a goon project to get someone a tattoo about dry orgasms. Just a poof of dust and like maybe a moth flies out like when you open an empty closet in a cartoon. That's hilario- To be fair, I’m pretty sure he’s quoting Reddit there.
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Feb 16, 2019 20:13
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:To be fair, I’m pretty sure he’s quoting Reddit there.
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Feb 16, 2019 20:14
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Simply Simon has a pretty good one too: Just gotta pick the correct lettering above and below it. Maybe super fancy Old English to offset the more...ahem...rustic style of the tattoo.
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:To be fair, I’m pretty sure he’s quoting Reddit there. I'm not sure if it was directly from reddit, but yeah, I remember it being posted in the Incels.me thread in GBS a while back. Quoted from some other forum. Reddit, or maybe the incels forum or some poo poo. Doesn't make it any less creepy.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Simply Simon has a pretty good one too: Needs more detail on the dust cloud imo. That looks like it could be a fine mist of ejaculate due to a horrible accident, but it technically is still not dry.
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wesleywillis posted:I'm not sure if it was directly from reddit, but yeah, I remember it being posted in the Incels.me thread in GBS a while back. Quoted from some other forum. Reddit, or maybe the incels forum or some poo poo. Oh, I wasn’t defending the post, just didn’t want the goon who posted it to take the blame.
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I would hope that maybe this is a vision thing, like cataracts? Before my mom got hers done, she was always showing up with her eyebrows penciled in a bit too dark, her cheeks a bit too rosy, and her lipstick on a bit thick. Her clothes would sometimes would not match quite right, like two shades of the same color juuuust bit off enough to make your eyes burn. She remarked afterward how stunted her vision must have been because everything was brighter and more colorful. But then again, i could be way off and this lady thinks this looks good? Oof, if so, because that's a bit terrifying.
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Feb 16, 2019 21:20
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Easy answer: Her make-up was applied by her 3 year old granddaughter. Although the eyebrows are a little too even for that.
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Feb 16, 2019 22:53
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 I stole this from the trump thread
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:To be fair, I’m pretty sure he’s quoting Reddit there. Yeah she was. It’s a classic.
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