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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Most of those ads were from before the anti paraphernalia laws. You could sell bongs, pipes, dugouts, power hitters, coke straws, etc. at your local friendly head shop (Oat Willie's for Austin). Then along came Nancy and anything to do even tangentially with using drugs became illegal in a lot of places. The problem then became defining paraphernalia. There are so many different kinds, and so many that could also be used for non-illegal drugs (It's to stretch your tobacco use!) that it's now basically if you have drugs or residues on it it becomes paraphernalia. So baggies are fine if you have a sandwich in them, but fill it with weed and it magically becomes illegal paraphernalia.

Source: got popped for possession of a small amount, got charged for paraphernalia possession, not for the weed inside it.

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Karate Bastard posted:

Tommy the High Explosive Anti Tank shaped charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MBgz9h7GGM

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Flag of INCEL also known as Sadaesh

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

jit bull transpile posted:

Flag of INCEL also known as Sadaesh

:lol:

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Open Marriage Night posted:

Which bar is that? I’ll write “Something Awful is really living up to its name lately” and make it your new avatar.

One-eyed Betty's, and don't.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Holy poo poo :eyepop:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Don't skip the last 20s

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I should point out that this has no relation to Diana which is premiering on Broadway tomorrow. This appears to be a vanity project from a Kingsport, TN theatre lady. Buy the soundtrack here!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

minato posted:

Don't skip the last 20s

holy poo poo, I went from mildly amused to big actual lols

wow

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Racist knife wife needs to be careful not to pop one of those boob bags. Lol plastic surgery people are not super human they're just garbage humans.


What the gently caress? Am I missing the sarcasm?

edit: ugh, 3 pages ago, but my comment stands.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Apparently the Princess Diana musical had a San Diego premiere too!

https://twitter.com/TomZohar/status/1097367426587455488

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
So Waiting for Guffman was a real documentary after all!

e:f:b by a goddamn tweet

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

gbut posted:

Something Awful is really living up to its name lately.

Can we tone down the misogyny a bit?

This was taken in Ferndale, MI, the bastion of progressive thought of suburban Detroit.



Saw this in MA- frankly impressed by the comeback:

TRUMP
IS A h̶e̶r̶o̶ ̶
paTRAITO̶R̶

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Saw this in MA- frankly impressed by the comeback:

TRUMP
IS A h̶e̶r̶o̶ ̶
paTRAITO̶R̶



Trump, please an hero

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.





I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that there is a LOT of firekeeper porn out there, and you should never google any combination of "firekeeper" and "girlfriend" unless that's your fetish, in which case go nuts.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/0apiz70.mp4

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

holy poo poo, I went from mildly amused to big actual lols

wow

Just in case anyone did skip it, dont

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
I saw that ending coming a mile away.

Unlike Princess Di's driver.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dan Rhodes' The Little White Car is a reasonably funny book. (Going from that to Timoleon Vieta Come Home was a bit of a downer.)

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

shy boy from chess club posted:

Just in case anyone did skip it, dont

Just skip to 1:45, or so. It's too painful to sit through two minutes of that.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://twitter.com/KrunchyMaki/status/1097623138051989510

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I was expecting an upbeat dance number with car props, but that might be actually better

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

nerdz posted:

I was expecting an upbeat dance number with car props, but that might be actually better

yeah with the way the rest of it was, I was expecting some big lighthearted thing like the Romeo and Juliet performance in Hot Fuzz

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Saw this in MA- frankly impressed by the comeback:

TRUMP
IS A h̶e̶r̶o̶ ̶
paTRAITO̶R̶



Well, which is it? Is he a patrait or did he commit trason?

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Look at her reaction when someone pets her. "Wait... they can see me?"

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://twitter.com/5thYear/status/1096851133002383360

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

:hmbol:

Even if this turns out not to be true, spreading it can only lead to more people searching to confirm (like I just did), thus driving the question up the google search rankings

e: first result isn't even her denying, it's a "Even if that was true,"

poopypants kaitlin confirmed

SuddenExpire
Jun 29, 2005

expired...
The schrödinger poo

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

:hmbol:

Even if this turns out not to be true, spreading it can only lead to more people searching to confirm (like I just did), thus driving the question up the google search rankings

e: first result isn't even her denying, it's a "Even if that was true,"

poopypants kaitlin confirmed



Country girls make doo.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

If they sell more tickets, maybe they can afford to buy an actual Mercedes that can crash into the entire production before the first number even begins?

Some one start a GoFundMe.

Otteration has a new favorite as of 01:24 on Feb 19, 2019

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


LifeLynx posted:

Look at her reaction when someone pets her. "Wait... they can see me?"

I want to know why they aren't all petting the cat.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

chitoryu12 posted:

I should point out that this has no relation to Diana which is premiering on Broadway tomorrow. This appears to be a vanity project from a Kingsport, TN theatre lady. Buy the soundtrack here!

Well gently caress me, I remember seeing a poster for this and being very confused that someone would produce a play about Princess Diana in Tennessee. Kinda wish I had gone to see it now.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

How does only one guy pet that cat?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Ape of Naples posted:

How does only one guy pet that cat?

Very carefully, looks like.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Orca: HerP dE dErp de Derp loOk at Me I'm a hOomAn anD My BoAt SounDs like FartS derrrrrr :coolfish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GpI6NxlkP8

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Orca: HerP dE dErp de Derp loOk at Me I'm a hOomAn anD My BoAt SounDs like FartS derrrrrr :coolfish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GpI6NxlkP8

*rest of whale conversation cut short as whale is chopped into bits in tug propeller*

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://i.imgur.com/BaPUWnO.mp4

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

porktree posted:

What the gently caress? Am I missing the sarcasm?

edit: ugh, 3 pages ago, but my comment stands.

Tbf that lady is human garbage, just for reasons unrelated to her possible breast implants.

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