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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

MacheteZombie posted:

Not slimy enough is a complaint I have with a lot of horror porn

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Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



MacheteZombie posted:

Not slimy enough is a complaint I have a lot

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Franchescanado posted:

Didn't JEH also flip script and start poo poo talking Freddy and/or the franchise as soon as the bad reviews started to pour in?

Someone who worked on it in some capacity is in the Discord and said, last I heard, that JEH never cared for the NoES series or Freddy as a character and was pretty open about this.

Which is a little funny, since he reused the performance nearly loving verbatim as Grewcica in Alita: Battle Angel.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

Kvlt! posted:

Not slimy enough is a complaint I have a lot

Learn foreplay.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Jay Bauman said that too. So it checks out. Funny enough that Jackie was with Depp when he was auditioning for it though

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

The NOES reboot was so poorly executed at so many fundamental levels you would have thought the whole thing was some rights retention scheme.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Fart City posted:

The NOES reboot was so poorly executed at so many fundamental levels you would have thought the whole thing was some rights retention scheme.

It's amazing that almost every single cgi recreation in the remake looks like absolute poo poo when compared to the original practical effects shots that were made 20+ years prior.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Basebf555 posted:

I thought the Pinhead from Hellraiser Judgment was good, I wouldn't mind seeing him get a real shot at the role in a better film with an actual budget behind it. Not that Hellraiser needs 50+ million to work but Judgement felt like it was made for less than seven figures.

Yeah, Judgement's Pinhead actually isn't that bad as far as replacement Pinheads go. I feel like literally any budget Blumhouse gives them would be a massive step up from what Dimension was giving them.

Fart City posted:

There’s definitely gas left in the tank for Hellraiser. I actually think the lovely sequels benefit the franchise in a way, because most were released dtv and there’s not a lot of mainstream saturation as a result. Like Joe Q Public recognizes Pinhead, but I imagine the series as a whole is a bit of a blank slate.

Get Fede Alvarez behind the camera, push the psychosexual gothic horror element to 11, and go nuts.

I'd say Panos Cosmatos could also be a good fit, but maybe just let Cosmatos make his own original films.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

ruddiger posted:

It's amazing that almost every single cgi recreation in the remake looks like absolute poo poo when compared to the original practical effects shots that were made 20+ years prior.

Super sucks because the one justification you could maybe use for remaking it is that the advancements in special effects would allow you to do some really trippy, surreal stuff that would have been hard to pull off back in the day. Modeling Freddy off of real burn victims using advancements in green screen to hollow out his cheeks and shave down his features? Cool in theory.

Instead we get a complete retread where everything just looks cheaper.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Friends Are Evil posted:

Yeah, Judgement's Pinhead actually isn't that bad as far as replacement Pinheads go.

He's certainly a huge step up from this guy, who's casting I still don't understand except in the context of a movie that was just casting random dudes who were hanging around because they needed to maintain the rights:

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Basebf555 posted:

He's certainly a huge step up from this guy, who's casting I still don't understand except in the context of a movie that was just casting random dudes who were hanging around because they needed to maintain the rights:


Motherfucker looks like Tim Heidecker in a Pinhead costume.

If you've ever heard Gary Tunnicliffe talk about his experience writing Hellraiser: Revelations and watching it go to poo poo, it's really fascinating.

Granted, the Hellraiser movie he actually got to make is also bad.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Hot take: Tom Hiddleston would make a good Pinhead.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Posting this here mostly so I can find it quickly later, but it makes for a good (and topical) horror thread YTotD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIowxSK8LIk

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
My decision to rewatch Jack Frost recently has opened the amazon rec portal into a surprisingly deep world of holiday horror films

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

drat, I missed Scream chat. After rewatching them in October I say 1 remains an absolute classic and 4 is a very good sequel that takes the themes and plays them to a next level and also can help to enhance them in the first film. Scream is a really great film by Wes and deserves multiple watches to see how many layered ideas are in there after you get the reveals. And I think its important to get past the "horror movie meta" aspect of it and realize that's a game Billy and Stu are playing. That became Scream's legacy so much that I think it kind of hides a really smart and good slasher and murder mystery.

Basebf555 posted:

The tone there is perfect because it passes as natural edgy 90's teen dialogue when you first see it, but then on rewatch you're right it takes on a completely different meaning. That goes for almost all of the dialogue between Billy and Stu actually, like the scene in the video store.

Yeah, there's scene midway through the film where Billy and Stu are harassing Randy and basically threatening to kill him and its kind of remarkably how much the tone of it changes when you view them as the killers vs just a couple of rear end in a top hat teens kinda bullying their "friend."

That's a lot of what works so well for me with Scream. They're all believably teens to me. Sid's the only one who ever feels "older" and that makes sense because she's been through the tragedy with her mom and is at the heart of all this madness. And everything about Stu's death (Billy absolutely meant to kill him, or at the very least had no regard for whether he lived or died) and how the fantasy of the killings dies away for him and he becomes a scared kid is really great done from all involved.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

Fart City posted:

Super sucks because the one justification you could maybe use for remaking it is that the advancements in special effects would allow you to do some really trippy, surreal stuff that would have been hard to pull off back in the day. Modeling Freddy off of real burn victims using advancements in green screen to hollow out his cheeks and shave down his features? Cool in theory.

Instead we get a complete retread where everything just looks cheaper.

I was going to say, practical Freddy is of course iconic but I was assuming for the remake they were going to go for something like Two Face in The Dark Knight but gruesomer. Such a waste.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Scream chat made me ask my group of friends who come to my Spooky Nights if they've seen it. Only one has seen it, and that was a while ago. Now it's on the list.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Franchescanado posted:

It's blasphemy, I know, but I always liked that Scary Movie changed the twist to the Billy & Stu characters being copy-cat killers for their convenience while the real Ghost Face was the Dewey parody. I kinda like the idea of two characters committing their own murders because there's a serial killer at work that they can conveniently blame it on.

Really? drat, I never saw the first Scary Movie but that’s actually a pretty solid twist

Fart City posted:

The best (and arguably low key creepiest) aspect of the killers’ motivation in the first film is that Stu has no real dog in the whole family fight. Billy is doing everything under the pretense of revenge, but Stu is just in it for the thrill kill aspect. And it’s important to remember that these are supposed to be high school kids. Columbine would occur just three years after Scream’s release.

Stu is a closet case who can’t admit he’s in love with Billy

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Scream 1 and 4 own and the series should stay done. Hellraiser 1 and 2 own and it should definitely be updated. The first 15 pages of the novella are awesome and it's boiled down to 1 minute in the movie. They need to expand on all the themes of the book. Also, they should make Pinhead an androgynous creature with the high breathy voice of a girl, like in the book.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Franchescanado posted:

I think there's room to argue Billy is aware of this. Notice how little he worries about Stu bleeding to death. Or how many times he angrily stabs him in the first place.

That's another bit that adds to my take on it of they've been so shaped by the media that they're ignorant of the reality. For how much it's seen over in the r/relationships thread about someone doing something commonly seen in a romcom which wins over the love interest, but they're confused when doing the same thing in real life doesn't work and/or they're now considered a wierdo.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

Origami Dali posted:

Hellraiser 1 and 2 own and it should definitely be updated. The first 15 pages of the novella are awesome and it's boiled down to 1 minute in the movie. They need to expand on all the themes of the book. Also, they should make Pinhead an androgynous creature with the high breathy voice of a girl, like in the book.

I don't understand why they haven't tried this yet. Especially after how insanely bad their first attempt at replacing Doug Bradley went on every possible level, taking a totally different approach that's also very accurate to the novella seems like a no-brainer. The guy they got for Judgment was fine though.

I have to be honest though the best part of that movie is by far Pinhead's like administrative assistant guy. To the point where if they make another one and it's not an attempt to re-adapt the original novella I'd say that guy should be around almost more importantly than Pinhead. I loved him.

Fart City posted:

Hot take: Tom Hiddleston would make a good Pinhead.

This would be rad.

What's everyone's cenobite casting short list?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Neo Rasa posted:


What's everyone's cenobite casting short list?

Tilda Swinton, maybe.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Neo Rasa posted:


What's everyone's cenobite casting short list?

Cage

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
You'd need someone who feels pretentious, and bored but also believably capable of extreme violence so the bald guy from Mandy and John Malkovich

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
Benedict Cumberbatch for Pinhead, but voiced by Jennifer Tilly.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Pomp posted:

You'd need someone who feels pretentious, and bored but also believably capable of extreme violence so the bald guy from Mandy and John Malkovich

So Mads Mikkelsen?

Almost Blue
Apr 18, 2018

Pomp posted:

You'd need someone who feels pretentious, and bored but also believably capable of extreme violence so the bald guy from Mandy and John Malkovich

Bald Nicolas Cage

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Stone Cold Steve Austin
http://imgur.com/gallery/mHfLxKq
Pinhead 3:16 says I just ripped your rear end!

TheKingslayer fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Feb 20, 2019

Gary the Llama
Mar 16, 2007
SHIGERU MIYAMOTO IS MY ILLEGITIMATE FATHER!!!
The Bloodthirsty Trilogy is on Prime so I watched the first one, The Vampire Doll, a couple nights ago and was pleasantly surprised by how wonderful and creepy it was. I love old Japanese horror and need to find more of it.

Then watched Summer of 84 (on Shudder) and thought it was everything that It wasn’t. And daaamn those finals 20 minutes were just spectacular! I love when a movie lulls me into a false sense of security.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Pomp posted:

You'd need someone who feels pretentious, and bored but also believably capable of extreme violence so the bald guy from Mandy and John Malkovich

Patrick Stewart then.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Tyler Perry for Pinhead.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Hollismason posted:

Tyler Perry for Pinhead.

The Madea Configuration :ohdear:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
My picks for cenobites/Pinhead:

Doug Jones
Mark Rylance
That dude who plays Death in the t.v. show Supernatural

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Basebf555 posted:

My picks for cenobites/Pinhead:

That dude who plays Death in the t.v. show Supernatural The Seventh Seal

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Sadly he passed away at only age 51, back in the 1970s.

sethsez
Jul 14, 2006

He's soooo dreamy...

Origami Dali posted:

Also, they should make Pinhead an androgynous creature with the high breathy voice of a girl, like in the book.

Tilda Swin-

Drunkboxer posted:

Tilda Swinton, maybe.

Not even remotely surprised I wasn't the first to say this. "Androgynous character who projects both icy detachment and deep perversion with a humorless grace and sense of absolute authority" is so within her skill set it almost feels like cheating to bring her up.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Tilda Swinton disappointed me for the first time ever, in Suspiria. Maybe it was Guadagnino's direction or something, but her performance was way too low-key and blah for me. I wanted something a bit more overtly pretentious and aristocratic than that. Not necessarily chewing scenery....but ok yea maybe some scenery chewing would've been nice.

sethsez
Jul 14, 2006

He's soooo dreamy...

Basebf555 posted:

Tilda Swinton disappointed me for the first time ever, in Suspiria. Maybe it was Guadagnino's direction or something, but her performance was way too low-key and blah for me. I wanted something a bit more overtly pretentious and aristocratic than that. Not necessarily chewing scenery....but ok yea maybe some scenery chewing would've been nice.

I kind of agree, but I think that's because I went in expecting Madame Blanc to be the arch villain the character was in the original, when she was more of a pawn here who was actually supporting Susie. I think Tilda played the character just fine, it just wasn't the character I was expecting it to be from the previous movie and the trailers. She definitely ate all the scenery she could as Helena Markos, though.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



John Cenabite

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Matt Lucas already looks like a cenobite

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