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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
@any mod: fuckign ANNIHILATE this poster (the OP not me)
:synpa:

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Given your posting style and clear artistic capability I'd say you probably are in fact a person or a well trained animal at worst, like one of those pigs at a zoo they train to paint pictures if you give them sandwiches.
Thanks for the stunning rendition of me in advance.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

unpleasantly turgid posted:

@any mod: fuckign ANNIHILATE this poster (the OP not me)
:synpa:

Could you be any more jelly?

Also thank you for the attention

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Big Beef City posted:

Given your posting style and clear artistic capability I'd say you probably are in fact a person or a well trained animal at worst, like one of those pigs at a zoo they train to paint pictures if you give them sandwiches.
Thanks for the stunning rendition of me in advance.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
LaP I want you to look in the mirror and say “you didn’t gently caress up very much today”, you deserve it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Aesop Poprock posted:

LaP I want you to look in the mirror and say “you didn’t gently caress up very much today”, you deserve it

Also giving myself a congratulatory pat on the back.

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
But theres always anime titties friend they can't take those away from you :cool:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Literally A Person posted:

I need attention so badly. I'm not trying to have fun or anything because who would want to have fun on the highly competitive platfrom of the something awful dot com internet humor forums. No, I am seeking attention and validation from you other posters. Please validate me. Tell me how funny I am. Tell me how good I am. PLEASE. I'm not sure how much longer I will make it if someone doesn't help. Please for the love of god LOVE ME!

Also, if you post in this thread and ask nicely I'll draw a picture for you of what I think you look like in real life.

Hi LAP! I think you are very funny and are, I'm sure, very handsome and well-endowed.

Here is a video of a porcupine telling it's human,"it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose ag--is that a banana!?"

https://youtu.be/NMeuwYvlBI0

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i want 2die

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Bored posted:

Hi LAP! I think you are very funny and are, I'm sure, very handsome and well-endowed.

I have never seen a more true statement than this. If truth is beauty then this makes beauty look like poo poo.


I would suggest making a thread in which you beg for attention from GBS.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bored posted:

Hi LAP! I think you are very funny and are, I'm sure, very handsome and well-endowed.

Here is a video of a porcupine telling it's human,"it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose ag--is that a banana!?"

https://youtu.be/NMeuwYvlBI0

Feel like I should point this out: the video is making me spend less attention on the OP

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Aesop Poprock posted:

Feel like I should point this out: the video is making me spend less attention on the OP

You make a good point but I think I can share the spotlight...

for a second...

You know, actually no.

No, now that I think about it, I don't want to share my attention.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i get a little bit genghis khan
i dont want you to get it on
with nobody else but me
with nobody else but me

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
OP true validation and self-esteem can only come from within. Have you considered therapy and/or cock and ball torture?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


:wrongcity:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

That av is a thing of beauty.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I honestly can't tell if you want positive or negative attention, so I demand you please draw me, you loving stupid genius.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Sunswipe posted:

I honestly can't tell if you want positive or negative attention, so I demand you please draw me, you loving stupid genius.

Negative and positive are merely words.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
we built this city
we built this city on beeefy beeeeef

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


You're going to give Gary Oldmans diary an embolism, op.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

Negative and positive are merely words.



I loving love it.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Draw me please, I want to see what you do without an av to work with.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

I need attention so badly. I'm not trying to have fun or anything because who would want to have fun on the highly competitive platfrom of the something awful dot com internet humor forums. No, I am seeking attention and validation from you other posters. Please validate me. Tell me how funny I am. Tell me how good I am. PLEASE. I'm not sure how much longer I will make it if someone doesn't help. Please for the love of god LOVE ME!

Also, if you post in this thread and ask nicely I'll draw a picture for you of what I think you look like in real life.

Post a picture of a drunk and high donkey, giving the finger to pigs, whilst singing rambling man.

if you do this ill be impressed

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
You do not have to draw me but I will acknowledge you anyway

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
I don't like this thread.
Wanna date?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

pnumoman posted:

Draw me please, I want to see what you do without an av to work with.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

I don't like this thread.
Wanna date?

How about we do coffee and then we can talk.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
i don't know if i should be insulted, or blessed that im ignored in this thread.

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Literally A Person posted:

How about we do coffee and then we can talk.

Sorry I only drink tea.
Don't think this is going to work out.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Ahahahahaha, fantastic.

The unknown goon.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

red sampson posted:

i don't know if i should be insulted, or blessed that im ignored in this thread.

Ignored?

red sampson posted:

Post a picture of a drunk and high donkey, giving the finger to pigs, whilst singing rambling man.

if you do this ill be impressed



Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Sorry I only drink tea.
Don't think this is going to work out.

Your loss, I am p cool

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

You're going to give Gary Oldmans diary an embolism, op.

I didn't even recognize you with your new AV.

We can only hope.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

You're going to give Gary Oldmans diary an embolism, op.
nah everyone else who makes attention threads already washed out

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

gary oldmans diary posted:

nah everyone else who makes attention threads already washed out

I love that this guy knows me so well.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

I love that this guy knows me so well.
its crazy that i judge you based on your actions

i should go with something more direct like the tarot

spinderella posted:

Literally A Person posted:

Want to find out if there is a really smart and handsome guy card.
Death before change.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Can you please draw me like one of the goons

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Yes, being called an attention whore by the biggest attention whore. Very hurtful.

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i hope spin found another forum to be old and horny in

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