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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

thepokey posted:

gently caress it, just make AFLX: Battle Royale

AFLX 2019: Getting shivved by Toby Greene disguised as a bush.

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Pretty bullshit that we don’t get a public holiday for the AFLX

Didn’t even put a marathon of previous AFLXs on channel 7 overnight

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
Or we don't get a parade consisting of a confused/embarrassed Patracca walking down Spring St carrying the X trophy by himself with a police escort.

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

Went down for a bit of the Dees/Pies practice match.

At one centre bounce there was a bit of push and shove, then a fairly light gut punch was thrown. Instant whistle and free kick paid.

This is going to piss off a lot of fans while the players get used to not doing it anymore, but it's a very very good thing long term.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

Windmill Hut posted:

Went down for a bit of the Dees/Pies practice match.

At one centre bounce there was a bit of push and shove, then a fairly light gut punch was thrown. Instant whistle and free kick paid.

This is going to piss off a lot of fans while the players get used to not doing it anymore, but it's a very very good thing long term.

:agreed:

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Windmill Hut posted:

Went down for a bit of the Dees/Pies practice match.

At one centre bounce there was a bit of push and shove, then a fairly light gut punch was thrown. Instant whistle and free kick paid.

This is going to piss off a lot of fans while the players get used to not doing it anymore, but it's a very very good thing long term.

I am wondering who is dumb enough to throw a punch in a practice match now that Tom Bugg is retired

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Is the trophy for tonight's AFLX the same as the ones for last year?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is the trophy for tonight's AFLX the same as the ones for last year?

They’ll have to pry it like franking credits from our cold dead hands

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...

Windmill Hut posted:

Went down for a bit of the Dees/Pies practice match.

At one centre bounce there was a bit of push and shove, then a fairly light gut punch was thrown. Instant whistle and free kick paid.

This is going to piss off a lot of fans while the players get used to not doing it anymore, but it's a very very good thing long term.

Yeah, it's something that hopefully sticks around from now on (even through finals).

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Solemn Sloth posted:

They’ll have to pry it like franking credits from our cold dead hands

Surely you can find something else to prop up that dodgy couch in the membership centre break room?


Also https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-02-21/podcast-is-dan-hannebery-leadership-material
Its a day old but one has to wonder what the gently caress Barrett is smoking to get the idea that the club that had Hannebery as a vice captain would be even remotely surprised he was appointed to another club's leadership group?

Apparently he got told to "gently caress off and dont come back" in not so many words by StKilda's (and likely others) admin last year so he must have a bee up his rear end.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
aflx is trash but what is hilarious is someone hosed up bigtime, they have boundary side greenscreen advertising which is obviously awful but sadly one teams colour is green so they're invisible when they run along the boundary.

https://twitter.com/matt_rabey/status/1098858230170640385

drunkill fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Feb 22, 2019

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
The Gaff has done it tough story being rolled out again by idiot commentators :rolleyes:

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
My uncle got free tickets for tonight’s AFLX, so I’m here. Yet to see the impact of Gatorade Game-changing.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Gardening Australia is on ABC. It's pretty good.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
Internationals: wow this Aussie Rules is brutal! They don’t wear helmets and pads and they go in hard! This is kind of interesting!

AFL: ok lets market this to the overseas market, let’s not chase and tackle and go in hard, they’ll love it!

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Why are some of these goals worth 10 points?

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
This surely proves that open spaces and end to end scoring is not a better product

Either way, I'm out, I gave it 3 games and thats all I could stomach.

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
The Gatorade Game-changer just kicked a goal, but they’re still playing AFLX.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

thepokey posted:

This surely proves that open spaces and end to end scoring is not a better product

Either way, I'm out, I gave it 3 games and thats all I could stomach.

They just went and made basketball footy knowing that kids are massively into the NBA at the moment

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Dr. Dirt posted:

Why are some of these goals worth 10 points?

Because :pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming: SUPER GOAL :pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming:

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
so did it suck? or is it still going?

boy undead
Nov 11, 2006

time to get prolific with
the whiz kid

realbez posted:

so did it suck? or is it still going?

yes

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
Lol 23k in the crowd

boy undead
Nov 11, 2006

time to get prolific with
the whiz kid
The best part of this is the wild pack of kids behind the goals fighting for every ball that gets out the back

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I honestly kind of liked it. It is a silly hit and giggle that no-one involved with is taking too seriously. All the players are laughing and having fun.

I liked Cripps/Riewoldt kicking a goal Charlie Brown style.

Was it worth the money/time/marketing put into it? gently caress no. Should they have spent some/all of that on the Women's league? Hell yes. Will anyone remember these games beyond a day or two? Not a chance. What was it's purpose? Who can tell?

But as a silly kick and giggle with shiny colours and stupid rules, it was OK.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
Leigh Mathews suggested making AFLX a state of origin event

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
I watched 1 game and turned it off but was out driving and flicked to sen and they were bagging the poo poo out of it and actually being somewhat funny.

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Ten more minutes. I’m pretty sure I’ll be hearing the words “Gatorade Game-changer” in my sleep tonight.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Solemn Sloth posted:

I am wondering who is dumb enough to throw a punch in a practice match now that Tom Bugg is retired

Shane Mumford

https://twitter.com/morteinmooie/status/1098745741244170240

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Only three good things happened in AFLX.

Multiball happened, apparently.

Zac Fisher arrived in scrubs after working a full shift at the hospital
https://twitter.com/CarltonFC/status/1098852577238691841

And Cripps taking a placekick:
https://streamable.com/iflhe
https://twitter.com/AFL/status/1098887972089262081

drunkill fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Feb 22, 2019

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

harperdc posted:

Sounds like you need to see Jon Bois of SB Nation's 17776 Football article.

[edit] VVVVVVV THREE FOOTIES! THREE ACRES! THREE THOUSAND GIANTS SEASON MEMBERS!!
Once we started getting 20-point goals that's what came to mind.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
As usual you can rely on Bigfooty to have at least one worst take of all time, this time with somebody saying that AFLX is much better than actual football because it's "more like footy was back in the 80s and 90s".

I don't even know where to begin with that one.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
at least this worthless publicity stunt raised a decent amount of money for charity

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Hopefully it never happens again. It was literally a joke.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
I’m just glad Fyfe’s legs are both intact

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

It's kind of an interesting discussion question though, if you were required to propose a set of rules for rectangular stadiums, what would you come up with?


As a reminder these are the two previous AFLX attempts:


2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5nbnq9eeas


2019:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeWb_dZ9USI&t=12s

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


this, one of the players trying to juggle a mark forward about 10 meters (which the ref immediately said "nah son you can't" to) and the running gag of Alex Rance refusing to move off Full Forward are the funny sort of things they should encourage more of. oh and Fyfe on the headset asked "Are you gonna make yourself the GameChanger?" to which he responded "That might be a bit much..."

but Tex Walker on commentary was absolutely loving dire. he's either a bit weird socially or doesn't know how to translate his usual relationship with guys into TV broadcast-able terms.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

harperdc posted:

but Tex Walker on commentary was absolutely loving dire. he's either a bit weird socially or doesn't know how to translate his usual relationship with guys into TV broadcast-able terms.

My favourite bit was when a commentator (Brayshaw?) asked him to "call it Tex", meaning say whether or not the player was going to kick the goal, but Tex thought they meant that he should literally commentate on the goal instead.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

Rastor posted:

It's kind of an interesting discussion question though, if you were required to propose a set of rules for rectangular stadiums, what would you come up with?

I'm not sure small rectangle grounds are compatible to an acceptable degree with AFL so I'd probably tell them not to bother.

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Periphery posted:

I'm not sure small rectangle grounds are compatible to an acceptable degree with AFL so I'd probably tell them not to bother.

In countries with less space/no tradition of cricket, small rectangular grounds is all you’ve got though.

We play on soccer/rugby sized pitches with a 30m center square, rounded cutting off of the corners (basically from the behind posts), and nine players a side. Of course, AFL quality players would eat this up but it’s a format that needs to be decided and agreed upon to help grow the game. Of course when you can a full-size pitch and 16 to 18 a side is best, but that’s not always available.

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