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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I can't :five: this thread enough.

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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


e: THIS IS A REAL THING

https://www.hallmarkchannel.com/american-rescue-dog-show/meet-the-dogs-2019-american-rescue-dog-show/36

e2: 2018's Best in Snoring:

https://www.hallmarkchannel.com/2018-american-rescue-dog-show/videos/highlights-best-in-snoring-category

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Feb 18, 2019

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

This is the best thing ever

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/El_Gustache/status/1097618704743882753?s=19

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/1StevieKilner/status/1097228842194948096

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Well it's friggin Mid February and we finally got a decent amount of snow in Korea. I walk the pups every morning at 0530 so we got to do Colby's first real snow frolic before it all turned to slush.



Mochi had fun chasing snow balls and wondering where the hell they went.



As an aside, Colby and Mochi came from the same mother roughly a year apart. From the vet visit yesterday Mochi is 20kg and Colby is friggin 21kg. His shoulders aren't as high as Mochi's yet, he's just hella dense. Also his other ball still hasn't dropped. Damnit.

nullscan fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Feb 19, 2019

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

That is a very strange looking doggo but still should get pats.

I have to start training some new hire so i need to clean up wmthe work car, pull all Kedah's stuff out of it cuz im not supposed to have a dog with me, and because im spending 4+ days at a time in SC i need to board her until the newb is finished training. Anyone from charlotte area and know a good boarding option?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Good dogs doin' work

https://twitter.com/SARDAEngland/status/1097976651097489408

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Lando: master of camouflage

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



pantslesswithwolves posted:

Lando: master of camouflage



Very cute, sending us a pic of a cute rug with a dog outline. Please send us real dogs, and not dark patches with paws and a belly to rub.

13/10

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/slendersherbet/status/1098339602925056002

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





pantslesswithwolves posted:

Lando: master of camouflage



You promised Lando, I want Lando

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

You promised Lando, I want Lando

Future wife said she told Lando that I was coming home today and he went and stood by the door.

It’s not for 15 hours.

Here he is taking up prime real estate on our bed before he graciously moved over a few inches to let her into her spot.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
We really don’t deserve dogs.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





pantslesswithwolves posted:

Future wife said she told Lando that I was coming home today and he went and stood by the door.

It’s not for 15 hours.

Here he is taking up prime real estate on our bed before he graciously moved over a few inches to let her into her spot.



You are generous and kind sir, please accept a sleepy Max

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
https://i.imgur.com/GRRdQbk.mp4

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...



Quoting for that mobile-but-lazy goodness of img-tagging MP4 for Awful users.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Who wants Max
I got Max

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Max! :buddy:

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Future wife said she told Lando that I was coming home today and he went and stood by the door.

It’s not for 15 hours.

Here he is taking up prime real estate on our bed before he graciously moved over a few inches to let her into her spot.



Like most dogs, Lando takes his half of the bed right out of the middle.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/nqJxfFD.gifv

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Like most dogs, Lando takes his half of the bed right out of the middle.

Im lucky Kedah only takes a quarter of it by my feet 90% of the time

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009







I have been trying to get Kedah more able to handle me being away for a little bit. Shes gotten to where she doesnt freak out for a few minutes at a time when i put her in the crate to do something out of the apartment, i thought she may be able to handle me being gone for 45 minutes. I was wrong. The door that has bolts holding it into the frame had been shoved out of the rest of the crate and was 8 feet away from the crate, she broke one of the slat "bars", grabbed her bag of greenies and ate the last 3-4 that were in it, grabbed her bag of bully sticks and had 7 or 8 on the ground all over and probably ate a few of those and peed by the door. Im trying to get her seperation anxiety handled slowly, but she is not having it. Wish i could do something better than trying to leave her alone for slightly longer amounts of time, but she starts barking as soon as i close the door so its reinforcing the wrong habits. I sat by the door for 10 minutes and she never stopped barking. Any tips?

Edit: i have a thundershirt i put on her before i leave and i give her some calming treats before i leave but it doesnt seem to help

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Popped up in the Florida thread, if anyone is looking for a future goodgirl.

sneakyfrog posted:

completely unrelated,

uh so anyone in need of a dog? i uh happen to have one im rehabbing

e: pic of the goodgirl in question


Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Feb 24, 2019

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

She looks like a very goodgirl. Hopefully she gets a home soon

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM



Lando patiently waiting for the sunbeam to move and warm his butt to optimum napping temperature.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

The plan to expand the brood has been enacted.

Meet Cheddar (the wife has a thing with naming animals after food).

We're having a play date with Mochi and Colby this week to make sure everyone is chill, but it's pretty much a done deal at this point.

First thing I did when the wife was talking about picking him up was look into bed ramps. So happy we got a king size bed now but it's way too high for this loaf. Has anyone put a ramp together or bought one?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
We have steps that go up to the chest at the foot of the bed

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA



A king and his toys

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A super good dogge makes an amazing catch under pressure:

https://v.redd.it/p4tkgtllfli21

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





StrixNebulosa posted:



A king and his toys

jfc he doesn't even have to speak, his cushion does it for him

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

jfc he doesn't even have to speak, his cushion does it for him

If only it were a whoopie cushion

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://gfycat.com/HollowLinedBumblebee

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/hl3o9xH.gifv

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM



Hello! Hunky Lab mix here, frequently described as “leading dog material”, ISO of manager/agent to help kickstart my modeling/acting career. Would be comfortable in the following roles: hero bomb dog, werewolf, astronaut, ‘the dog who ruined the picnic/saved Christmas’ or couch potato. Will be happy to travel to your set in a private plane; my humans can fly one class below economy. PM me if interested!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Got Bruce back from his annual checkup, healthy as can be.

Having a thermometer up your rear end is still as undignified as ever.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





pantslesswithwolves posted:



Hello! Hunky Lab mix here, frequently described as “leading dog material”, ISO of manager/agent to help kickstart my modeling/acting career. Would be comfortable in the following roles: hero bomb dog, werewolf, astronaut, ‘the dog who ruined the picnic/saved Christmas’ or couch potato. Will be happy to travel to your set in a private plane; my humans can fly one class below economy. PM me if interested!

We need a ship's dog for a ferry...

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